Current Events > crusader kings 2 paradox dev finally gave into their depraved, nerdy, furry fans

(+) Yeah! (+)

their new expansion just got a whole lot more OwO

https://imgur.com/3jjxruT

god help us
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No.
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i knew it wouldnt stop with glitterhoof
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my beloved sir, you virgin-worshiping ningr? Ill have you know I fought my way to the highest ranks of the Jmsvkinga and Ive been involved in numerous Great Holy Wars in Europe, I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in berserker warfare and Im the top axethrower in the entire Svjer Imperial Guard. You are nothing to me but just another dead English peasant. I will wipe you the fuck out with a mighty Greataxe the likes of which has never been seen before on Migarr, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about my beloved inn? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Fylkir, vassals and a network of mercenaries across the feudal Europe and your county is being traced on the map right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The Holy storm that wipes out the pathetic little veslingr scum. Youre fucking dead, vmr. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire armoury of the Norse Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Yggdrasil, you little shit. If only you could have known what divine retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn Christ-loving idiot. I will shit Holy fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, eldhsffl.


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bob742omb posted...

i knew it wouldnt stop with glitterhoof

It didn't. There are bears too.

I wish
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deus vult against the filthy dessert dwelling khajiits!
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M3sterybumper posted...

"holy furry" lol

First thing I noticed and it made me laugh, too. That's hilarious. Like the devs can't believe it either.
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