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Shadowblade320
05/31/18 5:06:19 PM
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Which includes TV,Cell Phones,Internet,Phones,Video games, Music. I'll let driving count though. Would you do it? Anything else I'm missing?
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eggcorn
05/31/18 5:08:00 PM
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Yep.
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Shotgunnova
05/31/18 5:08:23 PM
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Naw, man. Shenmue 3's comin'.
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Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:08:38 PM
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no
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chill02
05/31/18 5:09:20 PM
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nope
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MacadamianNut3
05/31/18 5:09:40 PM
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No and fuck you for even suggesting this
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Shadowblade320
05/31/18 5:10:32 PM
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Fine I'll take off 2 yeas. An equal 5 for 5.
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CapnMuffin
05/31/18 5:11:51 PM
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Obvious question but do you get paid before or after?
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KrankyKat
05/31/18 5:11:56 PM
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7 years? No.

Maybe if it was 500 million.
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GunmaN1905
05/31/18 5:12:15 PM
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Of course.

Otherwise I'd spend 5 years browsing useless shit on the internet thinking I could've been rich.
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vocedelmorte
05/31/18 5:12:45 PM
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No and fuck you for even suggesting this
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KILBOTz
05/31/18 5:14:18 PM
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i could do 5 years if I was paid up front.
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Webmaster4531
05/31/18 5:15:30 PM
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Who needs tech when I'll be knee deep in...

Edit: What about contraceptives!?!?!
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Cal12
05/31/18 5:16:16 PM
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Is it literally all technology? So no landlines, radios etc either?
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Shadowblade320
05/31/18 5:17:03 PM
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I guess I could let "land line" Phones slide too.
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KILBOTz
05/31/18 5:28:19 PM
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why not just draw the line at like no technology past 1940 other than cars or something like that?
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KrankyKat
05/31/18 5:29:22 PM
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Maybe 2 years for 50 million if it was tax free. ;p
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skimmedmilktea
05/31/18 5:31:34 PM
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what if I work as software engineer? So I also have to stop my works?
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Muffinz0rz
05/31/18 5:32:31 PM
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honestly no

i'd get so fucking bored out of my skull

like i understand $5m is a lot, and you can travel and shit, but there is a lot of downtime. and it's certainly not enough to retire on, so good luck getting a job with either A.) a 5-year gap in your employment, or B.) a job that requires no technology to work

what am i supposed to do, just read god damn books for seven years? i mean am i even allowed to fly on a plane or am i just stuck to places i can drive? that might make the travel point totally moot anyways
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KILBOTz
05/31/18 5:38:51 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
honestly no

i'd get so fucking bored out of my skull

like i understand $5m is a lot, and you can travel and shit, but there is a lot of downtime. and it's certainly not enough to retire on, so good luck getting a job with either A.) a 5-year gap in your employment, or B.) a job that requires no technology to work

what am i supposed to do, just read god damn books for seven years? i mean am i even allowed to fly on a plane or am i just stuck to places i can drive? that might make the travel point totally moot anyways


buy an apartment complex, hire a property management company, get paid somewhere between like $10k and $50k a month, depending on specific building bought without having to do anything. Either live there or find anywhere you want to live.

I'd go full mountain man. Buy a property that could be developed but needs work. Earth moving or logging or something. Spend my time doing that and develop the land. Grow a fruit and nut orchard or something.
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Naysaspace
05/31/18 5:40:21 PM
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Doea it include power tools? Automation (i.e ovens, automobiles, heaters/chillers, etc?)
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eggcorn
05/31/18 5:40:47 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
I'd go full mountain man.

fuck yeah
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Blitz4532
05/31/18 5:41:23 PM
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**GIVE UP ALL TECHNOLOGY**

Does that mean no clothes or basic tools either?
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El Mexicano Texano
05/31/18 5:42:17 PM
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I'll take 1 million for 1 year but only if I can still use my debit card and check my money status of it atleast, I do pay my bills online....
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Zack_Attackv1
05/31/18 5:44:15 PM
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"nononononno!" - Shia LaBeouf in those crappy Transformers movies
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Flockaveli
05/31/18 5:44:44 PM
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Technology is such a broad term. I think you mean electronic appliances. And no.
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Muffinz0rz
05/31/18 5:49:23 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
*coughing fit of laughter*

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