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lilORANG
05/30/18 5:27:07 PM
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chill02
05/30/18 5:27:28 PM
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how can you call yourself a good person if you don't believe in God
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_BIueMonk
05/30/18 5:30:29 PM
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oh lord

AH SHIT
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Mist_Turnips
05/30/18 5:51:21 PM
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Nothing moistens panties like being the president of the Atheistic club.
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Damn_Underscore
05/30/18 5:59:03 PM
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That is true, how can you know there is no God unless you are God?
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lilORANG
05/30/18 6:01:22 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
Nothing moistens panties like being the president of the Atheistic club.

lol atheists getting #rekt left and right ITT
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philsov
05/30/18 6:02:15 PM
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a pipe bomb
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Pillowpantz
05/30/18 6:04:38 PM
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Webmaster4531
05/30/18 6:07:50 PM
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That pastor must be having constant premarital missionary.
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Ad Hominem.
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VandorLee
05/30/18 6:18:21 PM
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This is so stupid it hurts.
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muchdran
05/30/18 6:21:03 PM
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Everything's funny with a British accent
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If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all.
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Master_Bass
05/30/18 6:21:45 PM
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Checkmate, atheists!
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muchdran
05/30/18 6:23:27 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ2bQq4Hgmg" data-time="

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If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all.
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HydraSlayer82
05/30/18 6:24:37 PM
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Spray them with holy water. They spontaneously combust.
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FlyingForever
05/30/18 6:26:50 PM
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"How to Defeat an atheist in under 2 minutes"

*proceeds to show us a video over 2 minutes*

If you can't even count I'm not taking your opinions on philosophy or sky genies sorry OP but you're still a preschooler xD
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action52
05/30/18 6:28:03 PM
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Splitting hairs over whether someone is an atheist or an agnostic does not "defeat" anybody unless their views are extremely undeveloped.
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Smashingpmkns
05/30/18 6:35:56 PM
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Pretty much every "scholarly" argument for God existing is just tricking someone. This is no more clever than Anselm's Ontological Argument.
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FlyingForever
05/30/18 6:37:36 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Pretty much every "scholarly" argument for God existing is just tricking someone. This is no more clever than Anselm's Ontological Argument.


No one here knows what that is dude don't bother trying to actually debate the OP might as well have a conversation with a ham sandwich you'd at least get a little more wit out of it
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Smashingpmkns
05/30/18 6:40:20 PM
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FlyingForever posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Pretty much every "scholarly" argument for God existing is just tricking someone. This is no more clever than Anselm's Ontological Argument.


No one here knows what that is dude don't bother trying to actually debate the OP might as well have a conversation with a ham sandwich you'd at least get a little more wit out of it


This is intro to philosophy stuff v_v
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I_Stay_Noided
05/30/18 6:41:32 PM
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.
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1337toothbrush
05/30/18 6:49:03 PM
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His argument has a disappointing lack of bananas.
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ChouBF
05/30/18 6:52:21 PM
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Obviously God is real, how else do you explain bananas fitting perfectly into our hands?!
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lilORANG
05/30/18 6:52:53 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
His argument has a disappointing lack of bananas.

Ah yes, the dreaded "atheist's nightmare"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4" data-time="

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FlyingForever
05/30/18 6:53:40 PM
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ChouBF posted...
Obviously God is real, how else do you explain bananas fitting perfectly into our hands?!


Nice euphemism for penis
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Webmaster4531
05/30/18 7:05:15 PM
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action52
05/30/18 7:10:29 PM
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lilORANG posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
His argument has a disappointing lack of bananas.

Ah yes, the dreaded "atheist's nightmare"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4" data-time="

No! NOOOO!!! SO MUCH TRUTH!! IT BURNS MY ATHEIST SOUL THAT I ERRONEOUSLY THOUGHT I DIDN'T HAVE!!!!!
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