Current Events > China is literally using medical fleshlights to extract semen samples >_>

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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 10:24:06 PM
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/28/18 10:24:26 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdgm7pQB5fk" data-time="


Why the fuck hasn't America caught up yet!?
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Spidey5
05/28/18 10:24:43 PM
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 10:25:51 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
I hate that I already knew this existed

I just found out about this today. I need to go to China when I want to get check ups! >_>

Doc: "So it looks like your stomach ache is caused by acid reflux"
Me: "Okay, but I think we should get a semen sample just to make sure all the options are explored"
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WilliamPorygon
05/28/18 10:27:32 PM
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Well even if American doctors offered it insurance wouldn't cover it and it each fleshlight would cost $138,000.
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MacadamianNut3
05/28/18 10:28:44 PM
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Gonna load up the Alabama-Georgia championship game from a USB stick and push that machine to the limit
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/28/18 10:35:10 PM
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I wanna try it

but do the doctors need to watch or
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
05/28/18 10:36:02 PM
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idk if you would wanna put your dick in that
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 10:37:04 PM
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Evil_Evil_Evil_ posted...
idk if you would wanna put your dick in that

You see them put on like 2 sets of protection in the fleshlight in the video >_> I'm sure it's fine.
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DrizztLink
05/28/18 10:37:11 PM
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Evil_Evil_Evil_ posted...
idk if you would wanna put your dick in that

You're not my babysitter.
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 10:39:51 PM
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Goats posted...
That's pretty fucked up tbh, what if the guy before you had an sti

NeonOctopus posted...
You see them put on like 2 sets of protection in the fleshlight in the video >_> I'm sure it's fine.

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ShinobiNinjaX
05/28/18 10:41:08 PM
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I wanna see it in use
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iPhone_7
05/28/18 10:44:29 PM
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Bruh
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NeonOctopus
05/29/18 7:29:11 AM
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NeonOctopus
05/29/18 9:48:44 AM
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iPhone_7
05/29/18 9:54:52 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Bruh

Breh

Brah
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joestarrr
05/29/18 9:55:42 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Well even if American doctors offered it insurance wouldn't cover it and it each fleshlight would cost $138,000.


Actually, insurance would probably cover it lmaoooooo
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NeonOctopus
05/29/18 9:58:23 AM
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joestarrr posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Well even if American doctors offered it insurance wouldn't cover it and it each fleshlight would cost $138,000.


Actually, insurance would probably cover it lmaoooooo

Insurance companies know that if they didn't cover medical fleshlights, everyone would jump the fuck off their policy in a second lol
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/29/18 11:30:05 AM
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Imagine hitting your O and twitching while it milks you in front of all the medical staff
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Chad-Henne
05/29/18 11:39:41 AM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Imagine hitting your O and twitching while it milks you in front of all the medical staff


That's the only way I can finish tbh
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Shuto-uke
05/29/18 11:43:29 AM
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So other people have stuck their junk in there before you? ewwwww
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/29/18 12:05:48 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...
So other people have stuck their junk in there before you? ewwwww

Not only that but coated the interior with their DNA
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NeonOctopus
05/29/18 12:09:48 PM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Imagine hitting your O and twitching while it milks you in front of all the medical staff

That sounds hot tbh
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NeonOctopus
05/29/18 12:11:05 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...
So other people have stuck their junk in there before you? ewwwww

NeonOctopus posted...
You see them put on like 2 sets of protection in the fleshlight in the video >_> I'm sure it's fine.


Does no one watch the whole fucking video!?
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/29/18 12:16:38 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
So other people have stuck their junk in there before you? ewwwww

NeonOctopus posted...
You see them put on like 2 sets of protection in the fleshlight in the video >_> I'm sure it's fine.


Does no one watch the whole fucking video!?

Ehh I kinda skimmed thru it hoping to see a demonstration
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NeonOctopus
05/29/18 7:45:05 PM
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Vicious_Dios
05/29/18 7:48:45 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Bruh

Breh

Brah

Bryh
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NeonOctopus
05/30/18 9:03:55 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Bruh

Breh

Brah

Bryh


Broh
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NeonOctopus
05/30/18 5:13:01 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Bruh

Breh

Brah

Bryh


Broh

Brih
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ArchiePeck
05/30/18 5:17:51 PM
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The average Chinese automated medical semen extractor is getting blasted by limitless Chad dick.
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