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NeonOctopus
05/27/18 9:44:05 PM
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FFVII_REMAKE
05/27/18 9:47:33 PM
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Stop making shit up.
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NeonOctopus
05/27/18 9:48:03 PM
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DarkTransient
05/27/18 9:48:23 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Stop making shit up.

Prove it

He's technically right. Nanaki isn't a lion.
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NeonOctopus
05/27/18 9:52:38 PM
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Remember when you controlled Tifa while she got in a slap fight with some other chick on top of a cannon?

I hope that's in the remake.
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Kanaya413
05/27/18 9:55:23 PM
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I swear i see a topic about this monthly
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Hayame Zero
05/27/18 9:55:56 PM
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Remember when Barrett shoved his rock-hard dick into Cloud's supple ass and Cloud screamed "Are you ready for a REAL Avalanche?"

...I might be remembering that scene wrong.
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Tyranthraxus
05/27/18 9:57:21 PM
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Remember when Cloud went berserk and beat the shit out of Aerith? I hope that's not in the remake.
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GiftedACIII
05/27/18 9:58:58 PM
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Remember when Sephorith was suddenly stopped and defeated by Sans the skeleton? I hope that's in the remake
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I4NRulez
05/27/18 10:00:42 PM
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I dont get why the Hojo thing is so far fetched. It was a mad scientist doing mad scientist things
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Ryven
05/27/18 10:10:46 PM
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Remember when Cloud and company tried to make everybody believe Aeris was still alive by puppeteering her body around clumsily like in Weekend At Bernie's? I hope that's in the remake.
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SpiralDrift
05/27/18 10:16:03 PM
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Remember when

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EbonTitanium
05/27/18 10:17:35 PM
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Remember when Cloud accidently kills Aerith by drowning her.
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WilliamPorygon
05/27/18 10:23:50 PM
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Remember when Cloud reunited a lost dolphin with his mother?
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 4:16:02 AM
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Remember when you have to perform QTE CPR on a little kid after they nearly drowned? I hope that's in the remake
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Rika_Furude
05/28/18 4:18:20 AM
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remember when cloud crossdressed in the playboy mansion and lined up to be fucked by some old fat guy in his sex penthouse?
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juicebox4
05/28/18 4:23:44 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
I swear i see a topic about this monthly

you do

we all do

smh tc
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HashtagTartarus
05/28/18 4:24:15 AM
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Remember when Cloud and Red XIII snuck away to make out behind the bleachers? That's gotta be in the remake.
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FaultyGourry
05/28/18 4:27:51 AM
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Remember when Red XIII stood on his hindlegs and wore a Shinra soldier outfit and nobody was the wiser? I hope that's in the remake.
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Ricemills
05/28/18 4:45:10 AM
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remember when Hojo sunbathing in the beach surrounded with bikini clad ladies while wearing the lab coat? who the heck wears lab coat on the beach?

but yeah,
I4NRulez posted...
It was a mad scientist doing mad scientist things

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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 4:58:25 AM
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Ricemills posted...
remember when Hojo sunbathing in the beach surrounded with bikini clad ladies while wearing the lab coat? who the heck wears lab coat on the beach?

but yeah,
I4NRulez posted...
It was a mad scientist doing mad scientist things

Why didnt the party just murder him right there? lol
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scar the 1
05/28/18 4:59:17 AM
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How many times have you made this topic? You seem a little obsessed tbh
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3khc
05/28/18 5:00:04 AM
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Is this spoilers
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FF_Redux
05/28/18 5:00:17 AM
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None of this is gonna be in the remake, because it will not be a remake, they will scrap the FF7 stuff and make it FF16 for the next gen consoles.
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 5:00:52 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
How many times have you made this topic? You seem a little obsessed tbh

Only 3 times. And the last time was 2 months ago >_>
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Lathissamus
05/28/18 5:02:07 AM
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DrizztLink
05/28/18 5:53:40 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Ricemills posted...
remember when Hojo sunbathing in the beach surrounded with bikini clad ladies while wearing the lab coat? who the heck wears lab coat on the beach?

but yeah,
I4NRulez posted...
It was a mad scientist doing mad scientist things

Why didnt the party just murder him right there? lol

You don't kill a man while he's chillaxing.
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 11:59:52 AM
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Remember when Tifa fucked that random dude in a hotel and told Cloud not to disturb her for the rest of the day?

I hope that's in the remake.
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yusiko
05/28/18 12:11:28 PM
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Red XIII claimed he was just acting to not make hojo suspicious

But he didn't know a rescue was coming so why bother acting ?

He was gonna do it
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masterpug53
05/28/18 12:25:28 PM
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Remember when Ultima Weapon was about 20 stories tall in cutscenes but he's only about ten feet tall when you fight him the first time? I hope that's in the remake.
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 12:55:38 PM
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yusiko posted...
Red XIII claimed he was just acting to not make hojo suspicious

But he didn't know a rescue was coming so why bother acting ?

He was gonna do it

If I was Red XIII, I'd fuck the shit out of Aeris >_>
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WilliamPorygon
05/28/18 12:57:56 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
yusiko posted...
Red XIII claimed he was just acting to not make hojo suspicious

But he didn't know a rescue was coming so why bother acting ?

He was gonna do it

If I was Red XIII, I'd fuck the shit out of Aeris >_>


If I was Aeris, I'd fuck the shit out of Red XIII
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yusiko
05/28/18 1:09:17 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
yusiko posted...
Red XIII claimed he was just acting to not make hojo suspicious

But he didn't know a rescue was coming so why bother acting ?

He was gonna do it

If I was Red XIII, I'd fuck the shit out of Aeris >_>


If I was Aeris, I'd fuck the shit out of Red XIII


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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/28/18 1:20:09 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
yusiko posted...
Red XIII claimed he was just acting to not make hojo suspicious

But he didn't know a rescue was coming so why bother acting ?

He was gonna do it

If I was Red XIII, I'd fuck the shit out of Aeris >_>


If I was Aeris, I'd fuck the shit out of Red XIII

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HashtagTartarus
05/28/18 1:53:00 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
yusiko posted...
Red XIII claimed he was just acting to not make hojo suspicious

But he didn't know a rescue was coming so why bother acting ?

He was gonna do it

If I was Red XIII, I'd fuck the shit out of Aeris >_>


If I was Aeris, I'd fuck the shit out of Red XIII

@HashtagTartarus


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Lost_All_Senses
05/28/18 1:53:59 PM
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So unmarked spoilers for FFVII are cool now?
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HashtagTartarus
05/28/18 1:56:56 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
So unmarked spoilers for FFVII are cool now?


Only as cool as the people who have the power to not mark posts that no one really has a problem with
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scar the 1
05/28/18 1:57:11 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
So unmarked spoilers for FFVII are cool now?

uh, it's in the beginning of the game
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AlisLandale
05/28/18 1:58:33 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Remember when Tifa fucked that random dude in a hotel and told Cloud not to disturb her for the rest of the day?

I hope that's in the remake.


Remember that Time Tifa slapped cheeks with Cloud and the rest of the party watched the whole thing happen?
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yusiko
05/28/18 1:59:24 PM
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remember the time cid was verbally and emotionally abusive to his maybe wife/girlfriend?
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Lost_All_Senses
05/28/18 1:59:48 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
So unmarked spoilers for FFVII are cool now?


Only as cool as the people who have the power to not mark posts that no one really has a problem with

Never marked. Im no mark ass trick.

scar the 1 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
So unmarked spoilers for FFVII are cool now?

uh, it's in the beginning of the game


Not everything being said. Of course with the misleads if you don't know the game by now it would probably be hard to know what's jokes and what's not at this point
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 2:16:02 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
So unmarked spoilers for FFVII are cool now?

Bruh, it's like 3 hours into a 50 hour game.

Aeris fucking a lion isn't spoilers lol
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 2:17:30 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Remember when Tifa fucked that random dude in a hotel and told Cloud not to disturb her for the rest of the day?

I hope that's in the remake.


Remember that Time Tifa slapped cheeks with Cloud and the rest of the party watched the whole thing happen?


Didnt they literally fuck in the Chocobo's hay bed? lol
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NeonOctopus
05/28/18 9:10:12 PM
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Remember when Hojo cucked Vincent by fucking his gf and having her give birth to Sephiroth?

I hope that's in the remake.
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AlisLandale
05/28/18 9:17:15 PM
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In a game with magic rocks, giant robots, inter-dimensional dieties, clones, and psychic ancients

The mkst unbelievable part of FFVII is that any living woman willingly had intimate relations with Hojo.

Vincent dodged a bullet tbh
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masterpug53
05/28/18 9:22:24 PM
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Remember when Elena took a swing at Cloud, missed, and went tumbling headfirst down a ski slope? I could take or leave that being in the remake.
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Kavatar
05/28/18 9:48:32 PM
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Remember when Cloud said "All right, everyone, let's mosey" and they actually moseyed?
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yusiko
05/28/18 11:48:01 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Remember when Elena took a swing at Cloud, missed, and went tumbling headfirst down a ski slope? I could take or leave that being in the remake.


i remember her punch landing and knocking me out
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