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AngryGrandpa
05/24/18 3:10:43 PM
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Who's usually the one to make the first move?
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ProfessorKukui
05/24/18 3:11:05 PM
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usually my left hand gets dibs
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Zack_Attackv1
05/24/18 3:11:25 PM
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meestermj
05/24/18 3:15:19 PM
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Bro I've been single about 5 years, haven't had sex in 3-4 months. Any sex would be unexpected sex for me.
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eston
05/24/18 3:18:52 PM
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95% of the time I'm the one to make the first move. I wish my wife would surprise me more often
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Orthopox12
05/24/18 3:20:19 PM
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What about your insignificant other
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VandorLee
05/24/18 3:24:08 PM
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What about expected sex? Wtf is that?
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InTheEyesOfFire
05/24/18 3:24:13 PM
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My fiancee will just walk into the room naked... what else am I supposed to do?
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Tupacrulez
05/24/18 3:26:45 PM
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Just happens. One looks at the other and basically says "let's have sex".

Done.
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