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wackyteen
05/24/18 7:21:51 AM
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The Dolby Cinema and IMAX showings near me aren't even half sold out for their Thursday showings.

Absolutely NO motivation from audiences to go see this movie. GG Disney. G fucking G.
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Scotty_Rogers
05/24/18 7:22:24 AM
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tc broke and he making fun of a flop movie
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AlecSkorpio
05/24/18 7:23:45 AM
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Patchwork
05/24/18 7:24:06 AM
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Why do weird people take such pride in movies not doing as well as expected?

Who hurt you, TC?
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wackyteen
05/24/18 7:24:10 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
tc broke and he making fun of a flop movie

>implying I'm not going to spend $15 to see this floptacular flop of a flop in all of its floptacular floppy glory on the night of release

I went and saw Jupiter Ascending on Thursday night preview. I have no shame
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D-Lo_BrownTown
05/24/18 7:24:59 AM
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wackyteen
05/24/18 7:26:18 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
https://movieweb.com/han-solo-movie-resale-tickets-beating-black-panther/

k

and that's literally all of the people who actually care about seeing this movie.

This movie is going to have a second weekend drop so hard that it'll make Batman V Supermans look not so egregious
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WafflehouseJK
05/24/18 7:28:34 AM
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wackyteen posted...

I saw Jupiter Ascending

Well that's where you went wrong
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CyricZ
05/24/18 7:29:23 AM
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Not just schadenfreude, but anticipated schadenfreude.
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WafflehouseJK
05/24/18 7:32:22 AM
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wackyteen posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
https://movieweb.com/han-solo-movie-resale-tickets-beating-black-panther/

k

and that's literally all of the people who actually care about seeing this movie.

This movie is going to have a second weekend drop so hard that it'll make Batman V Supermans look not so egregious

Eh, I don't think so. Look at it this way: There's really no even remotely family-esque films out right now, and it's summer, a lot of families often like to go catch a movie as a family. There's Show Dogs I guess, but that bombed. Deadpool 2 just came out but families aren't gonna take their kids to see that (at least I hope not).

There's really nothing else for families until Incredibles 2 on June 15th. Most of the pre-sales were likely the Star Wars fanboys, not families, which are gonna be what keeps Solo up in the Box office the next couple weekends.
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wackyteen
05/24/18 7:32:50 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
wackyteen posted...

I saw Jupiter Ascending

Well that's where you went wrong

I've gone wrong in many places in my life
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Monolith1676
05/24/18 7:50:38 AM
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Star Wars burnout begins.
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ThatMuttGuy
05/24/18 8:00:42 AM
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First Black Panther flops, then Infinity War.

I don't think Disney can afford another flop
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Kelystic
05/24/18 8:13:07 AM
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GG means good game iirc. Used at the end of a game for congratulatory purposes.
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Master Kazuya
05/24/18 8:25:09 AM
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Kelystic posted...
GG means good game iirc. Used at the end of a game for congratulatory purposes.


Ever heard of sarcasm
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Poiuyt
05/24/18 8:27:15 AM
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I would love for Star Wars to die a slow, horrible death, but there's not that much goodness in the world, sadly
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Spidey5
05/24/18 8:28:30 AM
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The number one determinant of a successful movie: the movie theaters near TC
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DevsBro
05/24/18 8:30:33 AM
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One time in my entire life have I gone to the theater and been told the movie I wanted to see was sold out.

I wouldn't say not being sold out a day beforehand is a good indicator.
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pikachupwnage
05/24/18 8:36:15 AM
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DevsBro posted...
One time in my entire life have I gone to the theater and been told the movie I wanted to see was sold out.

I wouldn't say not being sold out a day beforehand is a good indicator.


And there are theaters that just don't get enough traffic to fill up regardless.

There is one near my bros apartment that always has walk in tickets for any given showing even for a big movies release weekend, or midnight showing.

And when the show starts there are still plenty of seats.
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El Mexicano Texano
05/25/18 8:18:05 AM
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The Young and the Restless has been on since 1973
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Poiuyt
05/25/18 9:39:22 AM
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QED
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Skye Reynolds
05/25/18 10:00:16 AM
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It's so shitty that they let their desire for every scrap of revenue they could get ruin the unbroken legacy of Harrison Ford as the only actor to ever play Han Solo.

No, throwing the name "Star Wars" on something will not automatically print cash. It's a lesson which producers refuse to learn. Unicorns are less of a myth than the elusive loyal audience. People develop a fondness for products because those products are good. If the quality deteriorates, so does the audience's willingness to partake in them. There's no such thing as a paying customer who's stupid enough to buy anything as long as it has a certain brand name on it.

You can make a meal out of the chicken that lays the eggs, but you can say goodbye to having eggs every morning after that. Films like these can hurt the audience's trust in a franchise. If you make one mistake too many, that's it. There is some measure of loyalty, I'll grant you, but that can only be maintained by keeping a certain level of quality and not overdoing it.

Solo would've done better if it had been about an original character. There's no need to add new chapters to a book that's already closed. Han Solo is dead and Harrison Ford has moved on to other things. Unless Han had an illegitimate child who is going to turn around and be an ongoing cast member, there's nothing that a Han Solo prequel can add to the series. This is just an unnecessary side story and one which violates the fans' trust.
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Questionmarktarius
05/25/18 10:57:32 AM
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Good. It gets the movie on Netflix that much quicker.
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Ammonitida
05/25/18 11:06:41 AM
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69% at Rottentomatoes compared to TLJ's 91%, critic score.
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Sariana21
05/25/18 11:14:58 AM
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A flop like Infinity War?

Or a flop like Lone Ranger?
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EbonTitanium
05/25/18 11:17:10 AM
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ThatMuttGuy posted...
First Black Panther flops, then Infinity War.

I don't think Disney can afford another flop

Those two movies didn't flop.
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UnfairRepresent
05/25/18 11:17:41 AM
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"This movie is going to suck " - man who went to see the movie
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ThatMuttGuy
05/25/18 1:16:06 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
ThatMuttGuy posted...
First Black Panther flops, then Infinity War.

I don't think Disney can afford another flop

Those two movies didn't flop.

You're right. They superflopped
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wackyteen
05/25/18 1:21:06 PM
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ThatMuttGuy posted...

You're right. They superflopped

by virtue of being super hero movies they already super flopped
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DarthAragorn
05/25/18 1:22:14 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
wackyteen posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
https://movieweb.com/han-solo-movie-resale-tickets-beating-black-panther/

k

and that's literally all of the people who actually care about seeing this movie.

This movie is going to have a second weekend drop so hard that it'll make Batman V Supermans look not so egregious

Eh, I don't think so. Look at it this way: There's really no even remotely family-esque films out right now, and it's summer, a lot of families often like to go catch a movie as a family. There's Show Dogs I guess, but that bombed. Deadpool 2 just came out but families aren't gonna take their kids to see that (at least I hope not).

There's really nothing else for families until Incredibles 2 on June 15th. Most of the pre-sales were likely the Star Wars fanboys, not families, which are gonna be what keeps Solo up in the Box office the next couple weekends.

Deadpool 2 is a family movie though wtf
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