Current Events > One million dollars now, or 100 dollars every time you rub one out

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eggcorn posted...

you could combine with being a sperm donor and really maximize your income

Nah, you'd flood the market.
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Naysaspace posted...

Alternative poll question: do you have sex

If I'm jerking it two or three times a day for money I probably wouldn't be trying to bang a girlfriend all the time. Kind of ruins the 100 dollar option for me a bit.
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Naysaspace posted...

Alternative poll question: do you have sex

you can be sexually active and also jerk off
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DifferentialEquation posted...

eggcorn posted...

you could combine with being a sperm donor and really maximize your income

Nah, you'd flood the market.

ehehehe
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DifferentialEquation posted...

eggcorn posted...

you could combine with being a sperm donor and really maximize your income

Nah, you'd flood the market.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Starbuck.jpg
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do you have to do old fashioned jerk or can you use sex toys
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oh yeah, what constitutes jerking off? do you have to cum? can you do prostate play instead? maybe have someone playing in your butt while you jerk off?
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million now, I could make way more off investing it then I could ever make jerking off at $100 a pop
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I'll take the million
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BloodyNate posted...

oh yeah, what constitutes jerking off? do you have to cum? can you do prostate play instead? maybe have someone playing in your butt while you jerk off?

I thought I had most of the bases covered asking the question then this happens.

Your hand has to be stroking your penis until finish. What you do with your other one doesn't matter.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

eggcorn posted...

geez you would have to whack it 5 times a day for 5 1/2 years just to make a mill.

But if you whack it 6 times a day for 5 1/2 years that's more than a million.

might as well go 7 .
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So if I can manage 4 times a day weekly I can make $2800? Much rather that than the million dollars up front. Even only once a day is better than minimum wage.

$200 a day would be p nice
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If all I did was fap once everyday I would still only earn minimum wage (36k). I guess that's decent money for fapping. It would likely cap at my 60s or 70s though.

Also, fapping might be redundant if you're getting sex on the regular...so I think a million dollars, straight-cash >
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Kinda surprised how many votes this got as a whole.
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Vita_Aeterna posted...

If all I did was fap once everyday I would still only earn minimum wage (36k). I guess that's decent money for fapping. It would likely cap at my 60s or 70s though.

Also, fapping might be redundant if you're getting sex on the regular...so I think a million dollars, straight-cash >

unless youre in a different country, thats way over minimum wage. at the national level in the US, a 40 hour work week at minimum wage amounts to $15k/year, pre taxes. if you live in seattle (the highest minimum wage in the country, iirc), a 40 hour work week would amount to $31k/year, pre taxes.

so working approximately only 1/5th of the hours (generously assuming you take a full hour to jerk off every day), youre still making more than a good chunk of americans. and you could easily sustain a second job while also jerking off daily hell, i do now
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yeah even ignoring subsisting solely on jacking off, spending a short period of time to rub one out to supplement your normal income is more appealing than a lump sum
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Once a day would only net 36500 a year lol
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SSJCAT posted...

Once a day would only net 36500 a year lol

well there's your problem right there
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SSJCAT posted...

Once a day would only net 36500 a year lol

it would also take 5-20 minutes a day to do. Whens the last time you got paid at a $1200/hour rate?
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BloodyNate posted...

SSJCAT posted...

Once a day would only net 36500 a year lol

it would also take 5-20 minutes a day to do. Whens the last time you got paid at a $1200/hour rate?

5-20 minutes? I think you mean seconds

I don't want to get paid to masturbate or consider masturbating 10000 times in order to break even. Gimme the lump sum.
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Bestow $1M unto me, comrade.
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if you jerk it just once a day that's $36,500 a year and absolutely nothing else, which is over double what you'd earn from minimum wage full time

i'd buy a penis pump and some viagra and go to town
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I mean, anyone who doesn't do it several times a day every day who doesn't take the one million dollars doesn't know anything about money.

Garioshi posted...

if you jerk it just once a day that's $36,500 a year and absolutely nothing else, which is over double what you'd earn from minimum wage full time

i'd buy a penis pump and some viagra and go to town

Right? Oh shit my mortgage is due in a week. Take a Viagra to prepare yourself to work overtime.
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