Current Events > One million dollars now, or 100 dollars every time you rub one out

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Basics:
You are offered a choice, one million US dollars right now in cash, or 100 US dollars every time you complete jerking off.

If you take the million, you can still jerk off at any time but you just don't get paid for it.
If you take the 100, you have to do the whole thing yourself. Finishing yourself when having sex doesn't count.
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

So 1m now or after 10+ years

I'll take it now so I can accumulate money faster.

Now. And that's a valid option. Take it, invest and live off the gains.
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Would take a really long time to earn 1mill from the second option. 10k times is a lot.
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I feel like it would be unhealthy trying to reach 1 million dollars in a timely manner with option 2.
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Million now.

If I had been given this offer when I was 13 I'd have gone with the $100 a shot. Now I'm an adult so the million is a better deal.

geez you would have to whack it 5 times a day for 5 1/2 years just to make a mill.
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uwnim posted...

Would take a really long time to earn 1mill from the second option. 10k times is a lot.

Absolutely. It would take a while. But if you're 15 or something you'll hit that number.
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eggcorn posted...

geez you would have to whack it 5 times a day for 5 1/2 years just to make a mill.

But if you whack it 6 times a day for 5 1/2 years that's more than a million.
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Million dollars even tho the other option would lead to some whacky times...

"Sir you can't pay for this"

"Where is your closest restroom mam?"
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It might take longer to earn the mil, but you're still getting money past that. No matter what you always have a back up plan.
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i jerk off once a day as of now, some days more and some days less

if we assume that over the next 30 years (when im 53) i jerk off an average of once per day, thats $1,095,700

but the bigger benefit is that if im ever in a money jam i could just go to town for a few days and be okay
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So 1M now or three weeks from now

When I was 15, option 2 might have been a better deal--especially since I wouldn't have known anything about how to invest a million dollars.

At age 40 though, taking the million is a no brainer.
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clearaflagrantj posted...

So 1M now or three weeks from now

Right now, cash.
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I'll take the 100 per deed
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Southernfatman posted...

It might take longer to earn the mil, but you're still getting money past that. No matter what you always have a back up plan.

I'd earn more just throwing the million into CDs. Would take like 30-40 years for me to make a million the other way unless I'd seriously increase the times I do it.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man $100 every time he fishes and you feed him for a lifetime
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

clearaflagrantj posted...

So 1M now or three weeks from now

Right now, cash.

[i think the joke went over your head, friend]
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Romulox28 posted...

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man $100 every time he fishes and you feed him for a lifetime

lol
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BloodyNate posted...

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

clearaflagrantj posted...

So 1M now or three weeks from now

Right now, cash.

[i think the joke went over your head, friend]

Yep. Apparently.
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Until normal circumstances I probably would never hit the million mark with the second option, buuuuut since I know I get $100 I would just consider it my job and up production. >_>
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NYmasajista posted...

If I had been given this offer when I was 13 I'd have gone with the $100 a shot. Now I'm an adult so the million is a better deal.

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Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?
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pikachupwnage posted...

Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?

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If I took the second option I would rip my dick to shreds. 1 million now please.
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A million dollars today or become a billionaire by the end of the year. That's an easy choice.
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pikachupwnage posted...

Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?

Like someone says let me watch you jerk off? That would count as long as you're the one doing the whole act. If you're a hot dude and gay guys would pay money to see you jerk off on cam... that's just bonus money.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

pikachupwnage posted...

Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?

Like someone says let me watch you jerk off? That would count as long as you're the one doing the whole act. If you're a hot dude and gay guys would pay money to see you jerk off on cam... that's just bonus money.

...uh
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If you're 22 (like me) you can make more money with the $100 option if you put your mind to it. It may sound thirsty/gross, but this is sheer economic gain we're talking about:

- Assume you become impotent at 60
- Assume you will deed 3 times a day. Not because you want to, but because of $$$
- a year has 365 days

You have 38 years of deeding, which equals 13,870 days, which multiplied by 3 is 41,610.

41,610 X 100 = $4,161,000

I'll have 4X the money.

pikachupwnage posted...

Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?

id send a group text to all my friends asking if i can jerk them off because my car needs new tires
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My financially incompetent ass would find a way to waste that 1 million fast.

I rather have the peace of mind in knowing I can just make money appear out of thin air when I want. And of course I could try to save some of it too, I guess.
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One million now is the much better deal. Invest it now and watch your profits roll in.
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Million bucks now.
However, if you had asked me this when I was 13...

Romulox28 posted...

pikachupwnage posted...

Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?

id send a group text to all my friends asking if i can jerk them off because my car needs new tires

Then you stop hitting up the ones that take too long to finish and it seems like you're picking favorites which puts a strain on the relationship.
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Romulox28 posted...

pikachupwnage posted...

Also does rubbing one out for someone else count?

id send a group text to all my friends asking if i can jerk them off because my car needs new tires

I may have misunderstood the question when I answered a few above. No, it only counts if you jerk yourself off.
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I'm not even thirty yet. Give me the $100 option and I'll beat that little fucker like it owes me money
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*becomes billionaire by the time this thread closes*
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$100 for sure. I would love to see my friend's faces when I tell them I quit my job to jerk off a few times a day

The million now please!
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Million dollars even tho the other option would lead to some whacky times...

"Sir you can't pay for this"

"Where is your closest restroom mam?"

lmao
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the 100 per deed easily
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sex doesn't count i assume? :\ not a big deal but would have been nice
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you could combine with being a sperm donor and really maximize your income
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Minute posted...

sex doesn't count i assume? :\ not a big deal but would have been nice

Nope.
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So jerk off ten thousand times for a million dollars? If I do it ten times a day, I can be a millionaire in about 4 years.

Ez pz
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so i thought about it

say i throw the million in a fuckin vanguard etf or something and get like 7% returns yearly
thats about $70k/year

so, to make that equivalent, you'd need to do deed twice a day, every day... not bad but like idk, you gotta charge up the tank at some point
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action52 posted...

When I was 15, option 2 might have been a better deal--especially since I wouldn't have known anything about how to invest a million dollars.

At age 40 though, taking the million is a no brainer.

this

this question is heavily skewed this way. by the time a person is 30+ odds are if they have half a brain they won't want to fap 3+ times a day. but a young fresh teenager? yeah you'll make more in the long run. of course if that teenager has a brain and knows how to use the money wisely, that million up front will be better.

Alternative poll question: do you have sex