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MacadamianNut3
05/22/18 6:47:29 AM
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Yeah I give the "work has been busy excuse" to anybody regardless if they have tits or not

Sometimes it's true and I temporarily forget to respond to something if I don't do it immediately after seeing it, or I tell someone another version of that when I got a lot of other shit piled up. Or sometimes I just don't feel like talking at that moment whether it's coworkers/acquaintances, family, friends, or continuing a forced convo on a dating site
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Romulox28
05/22/18 6:48:20 AM
#53:


Oh so vans old skools arent cool anymore, I see how it is

Very few of these apply to me, I never had the social skills to be aggressive enough with ppl in this weird passive way
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pinky0926
05/22/18 6:54:36 AM
#54:


Romulox28 posted...
Oh so vans old skools arent cool anymore, I see how it is

Very few of these apply to me, I never had the social skills to be aggressive enough with ppl in this weird passive way


They still cool, just a bit ubiquitous. Same as those haircuts.
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wdlp
05/22/18 6:55:08 AM
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I do "sorry my phone died" because i deliberately let my phone die so i dont have to talk to people
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im not 13
05/22/18 7:09:08 AM
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/98154725614034944/448442018738339844/unknown.png

Pretty safe but this is relationship me

I'm sure single me would almost hit bingo

Being a fuckboi and single go hand in hand tbh
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EnragedSlith
05/22/18 7:25:25 AM
#57:


Half of this isnt fuckboy shit, its just a guy who isnt interested
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MegaTech
05/22/18 7:31:01 AM
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Yea I think this board should be reworked
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 7:32:41 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Half of this isnt fuckboy shit, its just a guy who isnt interested

i think the stuff like "disappears for weeks at a time" and "speaks to you months after like nothing happened"

are meant to be in the context of like
you smashed and then didn't say anything for months then when you next want a booty call suddenly you talk to her

that's some pretty fuckboy shit lol
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RoyalAirForce
05/22/18 7:55:22 AM
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How is "hi" fuckboy shit
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DarkProto05
05/22/18 8:13:57 AM
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These girls are the female version of incels. They think everything a guy does/says is fuckboyish.
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Touch
05/22/18 8:33:16 AM
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DarkProto05 posted...
Only guys get shit for saying stuff like that =/

Girls say half of that stuff too but it's acceptable when they do it.

Lol yeah that's what I thought when I first saw this a while back. All that ghosting/excuse stuff for missing hangouts I was like...wtf girls are known for that shit not dudes.
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LinksLiege
05/22/18 12:35:10 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
its douchebag guys who literally just care about fucking. they dont have any feelings outside of that

I know what it means, I just think it's awkward as an insult. Much prefer the usage that I mentioned. >->

There are a million other words for the kind of guy "fuckboy" now describes.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 12:36:13 PM
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So many of these pertain to leaving someone unread
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devilminion
05/22/18 12:38:38 PM
#66:


Just one - "Disappears for weeks at a time". But that's mostly because I'm not very social.
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Kineth
05/22/18 12:45:04 PM
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7 including the free space.
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catboy0_0
05/22/18 2:55:01 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
I've said a lot of those things

fuckboy0_0

lol
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-Henri
05/22/18 3:10:59 PM
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All the ones about leaving people on read or purposefully ignoring things. Also guilty of the my phone died excuse.
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AvantgardeAClue
05/22/18 3:11:55 PM
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Loghain posted...
got nothing

*whew*

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Parappa09
05/22/18 7:21:45 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Half of this isnt fuckboy shit, its just a guy who isnt interested

MegaTech posted...
Yea I think this board should be reworked

you're both chads anyway, you're fine
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pauIie
05/22/18 7:26:06 PM
#72:


i don't wear those vans but the slip ons

does anyone like condoms? i don't understand this one. i'll use them but i don't like them.

i listen to some podcasts on soundcloud, does that count?

that's it.
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WafflehouseJK
05/22/18 7:27:29 PM
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I've said "I don't like condoms" to my gf, but we've been together a good while and she's on birth control, and we still almost always use condoms anyways.

I also did "You deserve better than me" once, but I was more plastered than I'd ever been and was having a mini-emotional breakdown.
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hollow_shrine
05/22/18 7:27:38 PM
#74:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Literally just the free space and "sorry work has been busy"

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Parappa09
05/22/18 7:27:44 PM
#75:


pauIie posted...
does anyone like condoms? i don't understand this one. i'll use them but i don't like them.

tbf i'd say the same thing

fuck condoms
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WafflehouseJK
05/22/18 7:30:07 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Parappa09 posted...
pauIie posted...
does anyone like condoms? i don't understand this one. i'll use them but i don't like them.

tbf i'd say the same thing

fuck condoms


I like condoms when I'm super horny. Makes it easier to last longer.

That's true, it's like, the one good thing about condoms, it's easier to have a long session.

But it's only easier to go longer cause condoms suck in the first place and don't feel great.
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pauIie
05/22/18 7:32:22 PM
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if you like condoms for lasting longer just have a bate sesh
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WafflehouseJK
05/22/18 7:35:34 PM
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pauIie posted...
if you like condoms for lasting longer just have a bate sesh

I wanna last longer more for my partner. Women often take a little longer to finish, so if I can last a few minutes longer for her pleasure, it's cool.
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Parappa09
05/23/18 7:03:44 PM
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Turtlebread
05/23/18 7:06:04 PM
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just tinder and hi

hi is my opener on tinder
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