Poll of the Day > imagine icoyar at his first job interview

Topic List
Page List: 1
ImCallingYouOut
05/15/18 11:55:18 AM
#1:


.
---
I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
05/15/18 12:01:59 PM
#2:


As long as he could get his skills across like a normal person he could be okay but he lacks social skills so idk how he could do the actual job around people. If he could work from home he may be okay.
---
https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2
"I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429
... Copied to Clipboard!
ImCallingYouOut
05/15/18 12:03:10 PM
#3:


do u think he can get his skills across like a normal person?
---
I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters
... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas
05/15/18 12:33:39 PM
#4:


"I hope you don't mind that I brought my 3ds with me"
---
Official Strawberry Eater of PotD
... Copied to Clipboard!
ImCallingYouOut
05/15/18 12:35:04 PM
#5:


FrozenBananas posted...
"I hope you don't mind that I brought my 3ds with me"

imagine if the interviewer was female
---
I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vikilla4V
05/15/18 12:37:13 PM
#6:


what happened to that guy

i completely forgot about him
---
manlets should be put in internment camps
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
05/15/18 12:50:13 PM
#7:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
do u think he can get his skills across like a normal person?


I think he could if he was confident enough in the skills.
---
https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2
"I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429
... Copied to Clipboard!
gnomefromnome
05/15/18 12:53:10 PM
#8:


Mancrush on icoyar

https://imgur.com/RAYOW4I
---
Oh my God... That was the dumbest collection of dumbosity I've ever seen! - Famine
https://youtu.be/pOtTxMC1ZZQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
ImCallingYouOut
05/15/18 12:55:53 PM
#9:


Jen0125 posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
do u think he can get his skills across like a normal person?


I think he could if he was confident enough in the skills.

Do u think hes confident
---
I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
05/15/18 12:59:35 PM
#10:


I don't know what his skills are or what job he is applying for.
---
https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2
"I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429
... Copied to Clipboard!
ImCallingYouOut
05/15/18 1:00:06 PM
#11:


this is demonstrably false
---
I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazeAndBlade
05/15/18 1:28:49 PM
#12:


haven't seen you post <inserts posters name > I'm calling you out topic in some time who's next on the list of call outs?
---
Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ImCallingYouOut
05/15/18 1:31:03 PM
#13:


BlazeAndBlade posted...
haven't seen you post a <inserts posters name > I'm calling you out topic in some time who's next on the list of call outs?

icoyar
---
I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters
... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106
05/17/18 9:57:17 PM
#14:


... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon
05/17/18 10:12:15 PM
#15:


i don't see icoyar as a guy who is completely lacking in self confidence. He doesn't really know how to talk to most people, but he is able to talk about things he is good at (bowling, video games, breaking lent, etc.).
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bacon_Pancakes
05/17/18 10:17:22 PM
#16:


Ico opens the door to the manager's office

"Hello, take a seat," says the manager. Ico complies after a bit of hesitation.

"Would you like to see my resume? I've worked hard on it.." Ico says in confidence as he pulls a Nintendo 3DS from his fanny-pack.

"What the fuck is that? A camera?!" exclaims the manager.

"No, sir, with all due respect, I wanted to show you my town on Animal Crossing....I worked really hard to get it where it is and I think I can do the same for your company"

"Get that shit outta here! I don't wanna see you or your animal cross dressers ever again!!"

Ico gets up, scurries out of the office, and goes home in tears.
... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy
05/17/18 10:22:12 PM
#17:


Jen0125 posted...
As long as he could get his skills across like a normal person he could be okay but he lacks social skills so idk how he could do the actual job around people. If he could work from home he may be okay.

do you think he'd be able to talk to people in a work setting, even if the work setting was like a chatroom?
---
this norton product has been successfully uninstalled
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1448-helly-squad
... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster
05/17/18 10:27:11 PM
#18:


FrozenBananas posted...
"I hope you don't mind that I brought my 3ds with me"


All joking aside, I do have to wonder if ICOYAR even has a phone yet. I'd have to imagine resumes without a phone number would just get skipped over. Maybe he'd list his home phone but I could still see him pulling out his 3DS and saying he can get their emails on there.

green dragon posted...
i don't see icoyar as a guy who is completely lacking in self confidence.


Wow
... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18
05/17/18 11:11:59 PM
#19:


Interviewer: so what kind of skills do you have to offer us?

Ico: I can get a dozen people to respond to a post about dating a girl with meat for hands.

Interviewer: great! Welcome to the Trump administration have a MAGA hat.
---
don't try
... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106
05/18/18 7:11:56 AM
#20:


@TC

Is it a known fact icoyar has never had a job interview? It's quite possible to have had several without ever having a job.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25
05/18/18 8:29:01 AM
#21:


I'd imagine he's capable enough to do a job interview. Another pointless topic by this shit gimmick.
---
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazeAndBlade
05/18/18 10:19:09 AM
#22:


doesn't he fix his family members computers so maybe good for I.T or repairing them.
---
Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire.
... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin
05/18/18 10:13:29 PM
#23:


Icoyar would just pull up some alt-right website once the interviewer asked for his resume.
---
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber
... Copied to Clipboard!
ClarkDuke
05/19/18 5:50:44 AM
#24:


Jen0125 posted...
I don't know what his skills are or what job he is applying for.

Glass cutter with his nipples, ok?

BlazeAndBlade posted...
doesn't he fix his family members computers so maybe good for I.T or repairing them.

Pretty sure you dreamed all that up, ok?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster
05/19/18 1:57:58 PM
#25:


In my experience, "fixing" my family members' computers means showing my mom how to install Adblock or copy and paste files, so not exactly the kind of skills that are in-demand in the professional world.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vikilla4V
05/22/18 4:16:04 PM
#26:


Manager: "Alright so that's the end of the interview, do you have any questions?"

Icoyar: "Poop or Pee?"

Manager: "What?"
---
manlets should be put in internment camps
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja
05/22/18 6:12:40 PM
#27:


I'd be curious to see how it'd go if the one interviewing him was some friendly, hot girl.
---
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
... Copied to Clipboard!
edededdy
05/22/18 6:23:02 PM
#28:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
I'd be curious to see how it'd go if the one interviewing him was some friendly, hot girl.

hed try to manipulate her like always

interviewer: So what do you like to do in your free time?

Icoyar: well i try to teach people online about how atheism has killed over 20 million people in the last century alone. atheism is a sin will you put your t in your v?

interviewer: security
---
Voted best user on CE 2017
hahahahah lmfao
... Copied to Clipboard!
GanglyKhan
05/22/18 6:45:49 PM
#29:


Who the fuck is Icoyar and why are you all so obsessed with other people?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato
05/22/18 8:05:58 PM
#30:


GanglyKhan posted...
Who the fuck is Icoyar and why are you all so obsessed with other people?

It's weird when new posters try to stick around here.
---
"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1