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apolloooo 05/15/18 8:30:12 AM #1:	The horror. . . The horror. . . It was in a highway, i drove as fast as i can, got out of the highway, went to nearest convenient store. Climbed the stairs and it was too late. It just exploded in my pants just exactly after I entered the bathroom. It was a mess. I had to throw my underwear, wash my trousers there amd went home in a wet trousers. Fuck that is literally and figuratively the shittiest thing that ever happened to me. The horror The horror --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:901372006] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>The horror. . . The horror. . . It was in a highway, i drove as fast as i can, got out of the highway, went to nearest convenient store. Climbed the stairs and it was too late. It just exploded in my pants just exactly after I entered the bathroom. It was a mess. I had to throw my underwear, wash my trousers there amd went home in a wet trousers. Fuck that is literally and figuratively the shittiest thing that ever happened to me. The horror The horror</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 05/15/18 8:31:19 AM #2:	u r apooplo --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/CqukfNH https://imgur.com/Z0vo3WV <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:901372037] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>u r apooplo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 05/15/18 8:34:58 AM #3:	It is the ultimate no joke. <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:901372130] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>It is the ultimate no joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 05/15/18 8:35:00 AM #4:	oh man i am so sorry that happened to you happened to me once, was among the worst experiences ever --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:901372134] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>oh man i am so sorry that happened to you happened to me once, was among the worst experiences ever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omega Hunter 05/15/18 8:35:51 AM #5:	Happened to me once, will never forget the horror. Chinatown dumplings....never again. --- Living is naturally hell, you have to work to put a smile on. http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/7_ugmpjq.gif <cite>Omega Hunter posted [p:901372151] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>Happened to me once, will never forget the horror. Chinatown dumplings....never again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 05/15/18 8:36:12 AM #6:	Omega Hunter posted... Chinatown dumplings....never again. ping pong dim sum? --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:901372163] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote><cite>Omega Hunter posted...</cite> <quote>Chinatown dumplings....never again. </quote> ping pong dim sum?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 05/15/18 8:41:04 AM #7:	It is awful. Awful awful awful. I was on the verge of puking multiple times but i was able to hold because i didnt want another gross mess. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:901372328] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>It is awful. Awful awful awful. I was on the verge of puking multiple times but i was able to hold because i didnt want another gross mess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 05/15/18 8:41:09 AM #8:	I don't know if this is serious or not, but I feel your pain right now. I'm suffering serious food poisoning, constant diarrhea that has me dehydrated...About 10 minutes ago, I coughed and it just came out; luckily it wasn't a hard cough so it didn't pass the cheeks and hit my shorts, but now I'm paranoid. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:901372331] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>I don't know if this is serious or not, but I feel your pain right now. I'm suffering serious food poisoning, constant diarrhea that has me dehydrated...About 10 minutes ago, I coughed and it just came out; luckily it wasn't a hard cough so it didn't pass the cheeks and hit my shorts, but now I'm paranoid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omega Hunter 05/15/18 8:42:59 AM #9:	Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that. --- Living is naturally hell, you have to work to put a smile on. http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/7_ugmpjq.gif <cite>Omega Hunter posted [p:901372387] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GunmaN1905 05/15/18 8:45:34 AM #10:	Omega Hunter posted... Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that. I had a food poisoning once, luckily the sink is right next to the toilet and I threw up in it while shitting. <cite>GunmaN1905 posted [p:901372467] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote><cite>Omega Hunter posted...</cite> <quote>Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that.</quote> I had a food poisoning once, luckily the sink is right next to the toilet and I threw up in it while shitting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 05/15/18 8:45:59 AM #11:	Omega Hunter posted... Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that. that's metal --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/CqukfNH https://imgur.com/Z0vo3WV <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:901372484] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote><cite>Omega Hunter posted...</cite> <quote>Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that.</quote> that's metal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 05/15/18 8:48:06 AM #12:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2O7b3JzmY" data-time=" --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:901372561] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2O7b3JzmY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 05/15/18 8:49:44 AM #13:	Senta posted... I don't know if this is serious or not, but I feel your pain right now. I'm suffering serious food poisoning, constant diarrhea that has me dehydrated...About 10 minutes ago, I coughed and it just came out; luckily it wasn't a hard cough so it didn't pass the cheeks and hit my shorts, but now I'm paranoid. It's serious. I can take a pic of some of the remaining stain but i dont think it is really needed, nobody need to suffer that lol. And yeah, i think it os because a bad bread i ate yesterday maybe --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:901372633] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote><cite>Senta posted...</cite> <quote>I don't know if this is serious or not, but I feel your pain right now. I'm suffering serious food poisoning, constant diarrhea that has me dehydrated...About 10 minutes ago, I coughed and it just came out; luckily it wasn't a hard cough so it didn't pass the cheeks and hit my shorts, but now I'm paranoid.</quote> It's serious. I can take a pic of some of the remaining stain but i dont think it is really needed, nobody need to suffer that lol. And yeah, i think it os because a bad bread i ate yesterday maybe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omega Hunter 05/15/18 8:52:30 AM #14:	GunmaN1905 posted... Omega Hunter posted... Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that. I had a food poisoning once, luckily the sink is right next to the toilet and I threw up in it while shitting. claps --- Living is naturally hell, you have to work to put a smile on. http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/7_ugmpjq.gif <cite>Omega Hunter posted [p:901372733] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote><cite>GunmaN1905 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Omega Hunter posted...</cite> <quote>Who experienced explosion from both ends at the same time. I DID. Literally bent over the toilet puking and shat my pants at the same time. Beat that.</quote> I had a food poisoning once, luckily the sink is right next to the toilet and I threw up in it while shitting.</quote> claps</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CappinGoat 05/15/18 8:54:23 AM #15:	Explosive diarrhea is the biggest evil of our time. --- The soul of a goat belongs to the sea. <cite>CappinGoat posted [p:901372804] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>Explosive diarrhea is the biggest evil of our time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 05/15/18 8:56:43 AM #16:	Reminds me of my uncle. Except he was on his way to work. When to a convenience store and right as he opened the door to the bathroom he shit his pants. Must suck knowing you were so close... --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:901372872] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of my uncle. Except he was on his way to work. When to a convenience store and right as he opened the door to the bathroom he shit his pants. Must suck knowing you were so close...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 05/15/18 9:01:35 AM #17:	I've had it once. My underwear blocked it all and the convenice store had one of those unisex/disablility/child changing toilets, so I put my underwear in the nappy bin, and wiped myself up. Then I went home commando style. Since then I've taking to always having a spare pair of underwear on me, incase I get it going to work. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:901373033] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>I've had it once. My underwear blocked it all and the convenice store had one of those unisex/disablility/child changing toilets, so I put my underwear in the nappy bin, and wiped myself up. Then I went home commando style. Since then I've taking to always having a spare pair of underwear on me, incase I get it going to work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 05/15/18 9:15:20 AM #18:	JE19426 posted... I've had it once. My underwear blocked it all and the convenice store had one of those unisex/disablility/child changing toilets, so I put my underwear in the nappy bin, and wiped myself up. Then I went home commando style. Since then I've taking to always having a spare pair of underwear on me, incase I get it going to work. Damn. I should be doin that too. Glad i was going home and not the other way around --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:901373484] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote>I've had it once. My underwear blocked it all and the convenice store had one of those unisex/disablility/child changing toilets, so I put my underwear in the nappy bin, and wiped myself up. Then I went home commando style. Since then I've taking to always having a spare pair of underwear on me, incase I get it going to work.</quote> Damn. I should be doin that too. Glad i was going home and not the other way around</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/15/18 9:16:10 AM #19:	Never bet on a fart in public. --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Dudes gotta know I be fertile! <cite>Kitt posted [p:901373520] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>Never bet on a fart in public.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 05/15/18 9:28:54 AM #20:	This sounded like a real shitty situation. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:901373951] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>This sounded like a real shitty situation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/15/18 9:31:04 AM #21:	If it were home-to-work instead, then we'd have a story. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:901374021] in exploding ... [t:76609258]...</cite> <quote>If it were home-to-work instead, then we'd have a story. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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