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Philoktetes
05/15/18 2:10:45 AM
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Yeah right

Then I'm gonna wipe my butt and take a shit lol
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MrResetti
05/15/18 2:11:10 AM
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You're gonna have left on food motherfucker
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eggcorn
05/15/18 2:11:44 AM
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keep fighting the good fight TC
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bob742omb
05/15/18 2:12:42 AM
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show her whos the boss
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nicklebro
05/15/18 2:13:17 AM
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Gotta wash the dishes before you wash the dishes, duh TC lrn2adult.
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DavidWong
05/15/18 2:19:42 AM
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rinse them under hot water first
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kingdrake2
05/15/18 2:52:21 AM
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DavidWong posted...
rinse them under hot water first

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slimfizzle2
05/15/18 2:58:54 AM
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I thought the punch line was going to be so I stuck them in her butt since she's the dishwasher

You failed me horribly
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Philoktetes
05/15/18 3:00:40 AM
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if you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk...

you might be a redneck
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Scotty_Rogers
05/15/18 3:12:55 AM
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double entendre?
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bulletproofvita
05/15/18 3:29:24 AM
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Happy wife......
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DocileOrangeCup
05/15/18 3:30:58 AM
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slimfizzle2
05/15/18 3:39:39 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
if you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk...

you might be a redneck

That's more like it
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Howl
05/15/18 3:40:46 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
if you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk...

you might be a redneck


XD
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