Current Events > im going to mexico city for work in 7 days

Topic List
Page List: 1
Vamp_Aubrey
05/13/18 12:00:07 PM
#1:


staying in polanco and working in naucalpan for a week this month and a week next month

some of you may have remembered my experiences from last year

where i ordered steak and ended up with a medium rare pork thing on my plate and the waiter shined a flashlight on it and told me it was "overcooked beef"
https://imgur.com/ePxQvmW

or when i got a taco and it had huge bones in it
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/205903143471415296/333314669240516608/20170628_142348.jpg

or when my vegetarian coworker tried to order something vegetarian (fettucine alfredo with mushrooms) and it came with croutons, lettuce, and ham on top
https://imgur.com/f4PRvDs

que dios me ayude

@clearaflagrantj

what part of cdmx did you stay in when you went for work
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66
05/13/18 12:01:29 PM
#2:


I want to go there but Im scared
---
Him being greedy is a good thing. That means he'll want to spend less and help us get out of this debt. Gamefreak36
... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2
05/13/18 12:03:16 PM
#3:


Don't forget to bring your bribing money
---
Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vamp_Aubrey
05/13/18 12:04:59 PM
#4:


last year we got a hotel arranged cab ride back to the airport and the driver doubled the fare while we were already on the way there
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02
05/13/18 12:05:46 PM
#5:


Vamp_Aubrey posted...
que dios te ayude

---
Ave, true to Caesar.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Snack
05/13/18 12:06:15 PM
#6:


state dept. upped their alerts for mexico.

stay frosty.

shits disgusting down there
... Copied to Clipboard!
Allanon23
05/13/18 12:06:46 PM
#7:


Bring a carbon monoxide tester. Seriously.
---
Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman
05/13/18 12:08:59 PM
#8:


It seems for most of the major Latin American cities, to really have a good time you need a local guide who can steer you right and probably order for you too to make your shit comes out right.
---
I am basically am I. Well, basically.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vamp_Aubrey
05/13/18 12:09:33 PM
#9:


Snack posted...
state dept. upped their alerts for mexico.

stay frosty.

shits disgusting down there


my company asked us all to download an app that where we press a button ot confirm location and safety during a security event or a different button to alert them if we are in immediate danger and can't speak on the phone

masticatingman posted...
It seems for most of the major Latin American cities, to really have a good time you need a local guide who can steer you right and probably order for you too to make your shit comes out right.


2 spanish speakers on our team and it only helped at work or when the seemingly random guy who put our luggage into the cab was yelling "tip" in spanish over and over again and the cab driver wouldn't drive until we tipped that guy
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman
05/13/18 12:12:05 PM
#10:


Vamp_Aubrey posted...
Snack posted...
state dept. upped their alerts for mexico.

stay frosty.

shits disgusting down there


my company asked us all to download an app that where we press a button ot confirm location and safety during a security event or a different button to alert them if we are in immediate danger and can't speak on the phone

masticatingman posted...
It seems for most of the major Latin American cities, to really have a good time you need a local guide who can steer you right and probably order for you too to make your shit comes out right.


2 spanish speakers on our team and it only helped at work or when the seemingly random guy who put our luggage into the cab was yelling "tip" in spanish over and over again and the cab driver wouldn't drive until we tipped that guy


Yeah not just Spanish speakers, actual locals
---
I am basically am I. Well, basically.
... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2
05/13/18 12:20:53 PM
#11:


Vamp_Aubrey posted...
the cab driver wouldn't drive until we tipped that guy

slimfizzle2 posted...
Don't forget to bring your bribing money

---
Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy
05/13/18 12:21:31 PM
#12:


Lol fucking RIP TC
---
"How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper
05/13/18 12:23:33 PM
#13:


#VivaLaVamp

Try to not get stabbed!
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli
05/13/18 12:23:56 PM
#14:


Sounds awful.
---
Chicago, greatest city in the world!
... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj
05/13/18 2:14:03 PM
#15:


Vamp_Aubrey posted...


what part of cdmx did you stay in when you went for work

Queretaro

It was pretty nice
... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo
05/13/18 2:17:06 PM
#16:


Vamp_Aubrey posted...
my company asked us all to download an app that where we press a button ot confirm location and safety during a security event or a different button to alert them if we are in immediate danger and can't speak on the phone

Damn stay safe TC
---
vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie
chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vamp_Aubrey
05/13/18 5:13:06 PM
#17:


clearaflagrantj posted...
Vamp_Aubrey posted...


what part of cdmx did you stay in when you went for work

Queretaro

It was pretty nice


for some reason i thought you stayed in mexico city

was your post-trip sickness just a coincidence or were you suffering from montezuma's revenge?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#18
Post #18 was unavailable or deleted.
Parappa09
05/13/18 5:23:05 PM
#19:


jeez i forgot how bad it was when you told me. those pics really nailed it in

good luck man. maybe one day you'll get to come back to london
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vamp_Aubrey
05/13/18 5:24:29 PM
#20:


@Parappa09 posted...
jeez i forgot how bad it was when you told me. those pics really nailed it in

good luck man. maybe one day you'll get to come back to london


theres like a 95% chance ill be there in july
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
orcus_snake
05/13/18 5:30:55 PM
#21:


I mean, I have lived here my entire life and have never ever been mugged, also that is teh first time I have ever seen tacos with bones in them lol.
---
"Warwick are you jungling"
"No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09
05/13/18 5:39:49 PM
#22:


@Vamp_Aubrey posted...
@Parappa09 posted...
jeez i forgot how bad it was when you told me. those pics really nailed it in

good luck man. maybe one day you'll get to come back to london


theres like a 95% chance ill be there in july

keep me updated bro, let me know as soon as it's confirmed and i'll try and sort out something cool for us
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj
05/13/18 6:23:04 PM
#23:


Vamp_Aubrey posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Vamp_Aubrey posted...


what part of cdmx did you stay in when you went for work

Queretaro

It was pretty nice


for some reason i thought you stayed in mexico city

was your post-trip sickness just a coincidence or were you suffering from montezuma's revenge?

I got Montezuma's revenge and then I got bacterial pnuemonia from something there

Be careful
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri
05/13/18 6:26:46 PM
#24:


Don't drink the water
---
http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png
timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vamp_Aubrey
05/14/18 8:40:05 AM
#25:


its hard to be careful when it feels like they are purposely trying to kill me with the food

i didn't even take pics of the completely raw chorizo i got
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper
05/14/18 8:47:02 AM
#26:


they probably spit on it too
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vamp_Aubrey
05/15/18 4:02:08 PM
#27:


... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper
05/15/18 4:04:34 PM
#28:


Vamp is gonna have a weird foreign adventure like in the Hangover movies
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09
05/15/18 4:10:28 PM
#29:


SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Vamp is gonna have a weird foreign adventure like in the Hangover movies

id pay to watch that in the cinema
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit
05/15/18 4:10:42 PM
#30:


Guy_Fieri posted...
Don't drink tap water


Fixed.

Vamp_Aubrey posted...
its hard to be careful when it feels like they are purposely trying to kill me with the food

i didn't even take pics of the completely raw chorizo i got

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If your survive you will be able to eat all sorts of things without getting sick!
---
Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1