Current Events > I "fired" my mom from her lunch making duties the other day.

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Another_Voice
05/11/18 9:50:06 PM
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Let me tell you something, I'm a MAN and I can no longer live off of PB&J. I've been doing a low-carb spicy egg and vegetable mix that smells like SHIT when I open it in the lunchroom, but yesterday when some people tried to make fun of me, I just stood on the table and lifted my shirt to expose my abs, and everyone got quiet. Not to be edgy, but I can tell that the ugly girl was thinking about me last night by the way her unibrow lifted when she saw me today :)
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/11/18 9:51:42 PM
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Some say you're still in the lunch room to this day...
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Flockaveli
05/11/18 9:52:26 PM
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Must be nice.
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PhazonReborn
05/11/18 9:52:39 PM
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Great topic TC
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Kazi1212
05/11/18 9:52:49 PM
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Cool, now she has more time to be with me
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giantblimpN7
05/11/18 9:53:23 PM
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That ugly girl's name was Albert Einstein
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SSJCAT
05/11/18 9:53:47 PM
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Why are you exposing yourself at work?

and lol.
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