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Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Don't be silly, protect your Willie

When in doubt, shroud you spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, package your meat

While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

The right selection, is to protect your erection

Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

A crank with armor, will never harm her

If you really love her, wear a cover

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

No glove, no love

If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

No one likes a horse's ass, protect yourself at climax

Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ****

Avoid a frown, contain your clown

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Cape your throbber before you bob her

After detection, sheath your erection

Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate

Don't surprise her, plug your Geyser

Cover that lumber before you pump her

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle

House your noodle, then release your strudel

Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

Shelter your jerky, then nab that turkey

Cage that snake, then shake and bake

Cover your peter, it will be much neater

Coat that Labrador, then allow him to explore

It's always funky to cage your monkey

It won't be funny with a coatless dummy

It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb

It's not much money to catch your honey

Don't be a fool, cover your tool

Hood that match, then scratch that thatch

Stitch that switch, then itch her niche

Wrap that tool to catch the drool

It ain't no jibe to protect her hive

Contain that sputum before you use him

Restrain your log, then plow her bog

Glove your pecker before you check her

Coat that slimmer before you prime her

Condomize then womanize

Cover old pete, then grind her meat

Guard your peter before you meet her

Check your list before you tryst

Wrap your bate before you mate

Can your worm before you squirm

Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe

Didnt even give us a chance to turn this into something
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good advice
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