Current Events > 2 Million dollars but you randomly get stone cold stunner'd once a month

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Ser_Jaker
05/05/18 8:01:03 AM
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It happens until the day you die and it happens once a month at any time. It can happen when busy in public or at home alone when getting up for a cup of water in the middle of the night.

What happens is prime Steve Austin will stunner you very unexpectedly from out of nowhere and you'll take the full impact. You'll sell it like the Rock sells it and you'll hear Jim Ross shout out "AUSTIN GO THE STUNNER!! MY GOD A STUNNER!!" It can be possible to reverse the stunner with your own move but it'll be very hard. Also when in public no one notices it happening.

You are guaranteed no permanent damage or death from the stunner.
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cellb
05/05/18 8:03:56 AM
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If it's as fake as it is on TV then what's the downside?
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Ser_Jaker
05/05/18 8:05:21 AM
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cellb posted...
If it's as fake as it is on TV then what's the downside?


No you'll feel the full impact as if it really happened on you for real.
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Yomi
05/05/18 8:05:24 AM
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I mean, isn't wrestling fake?
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Kineth
05/05/18 8:13:23 AM
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2 million bucks ain't worth a lifetime of paranoia.
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Ser_Jaker
05/05/18 8:16:26 AM
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I forgot to mention that his theme plays in the background after every single successful stunner occurs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo" data-time="

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uwnim
05/05/18 8:17:35 AM
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Ser_Jaker posted...

You are guaranteed no permanent damage or death from the stunner.

Deal.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/05/18 8:18:24 AM
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For that kind of moneh, I'll sell it like The Rock.
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IfGodCouldDie
05/05/18 8:52:56 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
For that kind of moneh, I'll sell it like The Rock.

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1234Life
05/05/18 9:01:50 AM
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So whenever I see Steve Austin in public, at least Ill be able to brace myself.
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Wutobliteration
05/05/18 9:06:16 AM
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cellb posted...
If it's as fake as it is on TV then what's the downside?


because wrestling moves don't hurt at all duh!
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Sada_Pop
05/05/18 9:06:19 AM
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Wtf. This is a no brainer. Of course deal.

Who would turn this down?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/05/18 9:57:53 AM
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Wutobliteration posted...
cellb posted...
If it's as fake as it is on TV then what's the downside?


because wrestling moves don't hurt at all duh!

Yea a person could bite their own tongue off if not kept out of the way of their teeth.

Also like with Page's (Diamond Cutter).
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Ser_Jaker
05/06/18 5:39:31 AM
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bump
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