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Artillatron8
05/04/18 2:35:28 PM
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clearaflagrantj
05/04/18 2:36:30 PM
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She needs an alpha chad to break her in
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orangefire25
05/04/18 2:38:30 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
She needs an alpha chad to break her in

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masticatingman
05/04/18 2:38:33 PM
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The first few girls I fucked around with were basically known whores at high school and then college, I think it was probably best that way since I didnt lose it til late teens
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EverDownward
05/04/18 2:39:47 PM
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I dunno, it sounds pretty cute to me.
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DoctorPiranha3
05/04/18 2:41:15 PM
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orangefire25 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
She needs an alpha chad to break her in
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KaiserDragoon67
05/04/18 2:44:27 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
orangefire25 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
She needs an alpha chad to break her in

You guys really like to obsess over what other dudes do with women.
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EverDownward
05/04/18 2:44:48 PM
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KaiserDragoon67 posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
orangefire25 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
She needs an alpha chad to break her in

You guys really like to obsess over what other dudes do with women.

Maybe they have a corruption fetish
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DoctorPiranha3
05/04/18 3:00:21 PM
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This girl needs some good dick, that's all.
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Dragonblade01
05/04/18 3:04:30 PM
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Classic case of thinking about it too much. Sex shouldn't involve so much stress, goddamn.
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Xenozoa425
05/04/18 5:16:38 PM
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Hi tadamoto

jimTuWX
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_MorningStar
05/04/18 5:20:53 PM
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Artillatron8
05/05/18 2:25:54 AM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Hi tadamoto

Man for the last time. I am not tadamoto!
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/05/18 2:27:57 AM
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Classic Tadamoto topic
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refmon
05/05/18 2:29:19 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
She needs an alpha chad to break her in

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ForestLogic
05/05/18 2:36:26 AM
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TBH sounds like every "relationship" that starts on a fucking anime message board or something.

"No I swear I have a girlfriend you guys, we're long distance"!

Only difference here is it was the one in a million shot where they actually got the chance to try fucking, and gee whadaya know, two already-awkward people that have spent very little time interacting with each other physically had an awkward time trying to have sex together.
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snowman9267
05/05/18 2:38:43 AM
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I legit pity some of the people here who seem intensely obsessed with this alpha chad cucking silliness
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juicebox4
05/05/18 2:41:05 AM
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that is a sad little story you got there, tc (legit sad, not pathetic). best of luck!
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Artillatron8
05/05/18 2:42:28 AM
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juicebox4 posted...
that is a sad little story you got there, tc (legit sad, not pathetic). best of luck!

It's not me. I saw that on another forum. I'm married.
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juicebox4
05/05/18 2:43:52 AM
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iiiii know, I was just playin.

I don't think it's lame tho, I feel bad for her (assuming it's a girl lol).
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Aloner
05/05/18 2:44:03 AM
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They should stay together. They have something special.
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Paragon21XX
05/05/18 2:53:34 AM
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They just need to get together often enough for him to become sufficiently comfortable to overcome any anxiety or shyness. Them being in a long distance relationship is the most complicating factor here, so one of them just needs to take a whole week to see the other person and just try to do it every night until the magic finally happens.
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bob742omb
05/05/18 2:55:44 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
TBH sounds like every "relationship" that starts on a fucking anime message board or something.

"No I swear I have a girlfriend you guys, we're long distance"!

Only difference here is it was the one in a million shot where they actually got the chance to try fucking, and gee whadaya know, two already-awkward people that have spent very little time interacting with each other physically had an awkward time trying to have sex together.

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