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CableZL
05/03/18 10:37:04 PM
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05/03/18 10:46:10 PM
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masterpug53
05/03/18 10:46:56 PM
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dummy420
05/03/18 10:47:52 PM
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I always like these. My favorite is the one where he flat out insults FFXV.
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BLAKUboy
05/03/18 10:50:25 PM
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These haven't been as good since they became lame ads for whatever the new big release is. They need to go back to the retro games.
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Snack
05/03/18 10:58:12 PM
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dummy420 posted...
I always like these. My favorite is the one where he flat out insults FFXV.

as he should
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Doe
05/03/18 10:59:29 PM
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dummy420 posted...
I always like these. My favorite is the one where he flat out insults FFXV.

Didn't he end with "that said, good job"
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BLAKUboy
05/03/18 11:01:07 PM
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Doe posted...
dummy420 posted...
I always like these. My favorite is the one where he flat out insults FFXV.

Didn't he end with "that said, good job"

I mean, obviously he wanted to get out of there. Like that whole segment is probably the most vitriolic he's ever been with any of the games they've played in these.
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dummy420
05/03/18 11:01:20 PM
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Doe posted...
dummy420 posted...
I always like these. My favorite is the one where he flat out insults FFXV.

Didn't he end with "that said, good job"

Probably.
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GiftedACIII
05/03/18 11:10:23 PM
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They want to kill the kid
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pres_madagascar
05/04/18 7:22:31 PM
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lilORANG
05/04/18 7:33:10 PM
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Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.
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Slip-N-Slide
05/04/18 7:36:48 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.

Conan is fucking hilarious. Shut the fuck up with those wack ass opinions son.
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DrizztLink
05/04/18 7:38:39 PM
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Tag for later.

His one with Tomb Raider is one of my favorite things.
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lilORANG
05/04/18 7:46:24 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.

Conan is fucking hilarious. Shut the fuck up with those wack ass opinions son.

Conan is terrible in everything I've ever seen him in. I mean, he's less funny than Jay fucking Leno. Let that sink in.
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Slip-N-Slide
05/04/18 7:48:19 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.

Conan is fucking hilarious. Shut the fuck up with those wack ass opinions son.

Conan is terrible in everything I've ever seen him in. I mean, he's less funny than Jay fucking Leno. Let that sink in.

My condolences for your horrible opinions.
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G-Ziss
05/04/18 9:34:16 PM
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This has to be one of the best ones they've ever done. Their comedic styles and personalities are so similar, it's like watching two Conan's play together.

Also, leave it to Bill Hader to point out the lengthy cut scenes that the rest of us have become so accustomed to. He probably hasn't played a video game since the 80s and can point out how ridiculously long they are versus the amount of time spent actually playing the game, while the rest of us have become blind to it.
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Axiom
05/04/18 9:36:06 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.

Conan is fucking hilarious. Shut the fuck up with those wack ass opinions son.

Conan is terrible in everything I've ever seen him in. I mean, he's less funny than Jay fucking Leno. Let that sink in.

No way. I don't like Conan but Leno was the worst late night host by far
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YourDrunkFather
05/04/18 9:39:14 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.

Conan is fucking hilarious. Shut the fuck up with those wack ass opinions son.

Conan is terrible in everything I've ever seen him in. I mean, he's less funny than Jay fucking Leno. Let that sink in.


Maybe to people with no sense of humor
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G-Ziss
05/04/18 9:40:04 PM
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Let's not get delusional now. Nobody is less funny than Jay Leno.
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Vita_Aeterna
05/04/18 9:42:01 PM
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How is any of this funny?
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G-Ziss
05/04/18 9:48:10 PM
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Yes, Leno pulled in the ratings from old people who were set in their ways and refused to accept anything new. Now they're all dead which is why Jimmy Fallon took over.

Also, Conan did not get kicked off NBC, he left NBC and took all their money with him.
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Lordgold666
05/04/18 9:50:41 PM
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Not too big of a fan of conan, but his gta v and skyrim video reviews were 10/10
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MelzezDoor
05/04/18 9:53:05 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Hader being a humor black hole can suck up all of Conan's funny.

ftfy
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C_Pain
05/04/18 9:54:18 PM
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feel like im on reddit with this topic
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AsucaHayashi
05/04/18 10:03:10 PM
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clueless gamer has been going on for a while now but i don't really watch it.

i remember the first few episodes where he completely fumbled through the controls so has he even improved at all since then?
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Slip-N-Slide
05/04/18 11:02:39 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
clueless gamer has been going on for a while now but i don't really watch it.

i remember the first few episodes where he completely fumbled through the controls so has he even improved at all since then?

I mean he bad to have the d pad pointed at for him so, there's that.

But obviously he plays it up as well.
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Vyrulisse
05/04/18 11:10:45 PM
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Hader: I haven't done any of this by the way.

Yikes. Are cutscenes that bad?
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masterpug53
05/04/18 11:11:21 PM
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Spooking posted...
Leno pulled in the ratings while Conan got kicked off NBC and is now getting his current show downgraded to 30 minutes. lol


Revisionist history sure is fun. I'm pretty sure the network also took issue with Conan's raging case of lycanthropy.
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Infinite 2003
05/04/18 11:16:58 PM
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This one wasn't bad but this segment was alot better when it was just Conan and Erin
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masterpug53
05/04/18 11:19:46 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
This one wasn't bad but this segment was alot better when it was just Conan and Erin


Yeah, sometimes the celeb additions are fun (this one, Elijah Wood), but most of the rest I've seen fall flat.

I think Fallout 4 is still my favorite, particularly him calling the Pip-Boy 'Microsoft's version of the iWatch.'
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Slip-N-Slide
05/04/18 11:54:13 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Hader: I haven't done any of this by the way.

Yikes. Are cutscenes that bad?

Just the intro if the game is like that.
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Doe
05/05/18 10:36:39 AM
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Conan is the only funny television guy
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Turtlebread
05/05/18 10:55:09 AM
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I love how butthurt all the nerds in the comment section are

'respectless '
'No respect for art '

I love God of War but fuck off gamers
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FightingGames
05/05/18 11:00:31 AM
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"We have not touched the controller for 45 minutes"
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LJRENEGADE
05/05/18 11:16:51 AM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
This one wasn't bad but this segment was alot better when it was just Conan and Erin

Yeah, I agree. Some of the guests are good, but most don't really play video games so they don't add that much compared to Conan, but he and Erin play off each other pretty well
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Herugrim
05/06/18 10:56:30 AM
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It would've been so much worse if they actually played the game from the start instead of skipping to highlights. I kinda wish he had so we could've gotten another FFXV rant.

That said they did seem to have some fun.
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thronedfire2
05/06/18 10:58:01 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
lilORANG posted...
Damn, not even Conan being a humor black hole can suck up all of Hader's funny.

Conan is fucking hilarious. Shut the fuck up with those wack ass opinions son.

Conan is terrible in everything I've ever seen him in. I mean, he's less funny than Jay fucking Leno. Let that sink in.


Now we know youre just trolling
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Vyrulisse
05/06/18 7:40:55 PM
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The asshurt fanboy comments in that video are really something to behold
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masterpug53
05/06/18 8:43:24 PM
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LJRENEGADE posted...
Infinite 2003 posted...
This one wasn't bad but this segment was alot better when it was just Conan and Erin

Yeah, I agree. Some of the guests are good, but most don't really play video games so they don't add that much compared to Conan, but he and Erin play off each other pretty well


It also recently dawned on me that while Conan ragging solo on Aaron for being a gaming nerd is good fun, Conan + his celebrity guest(s) ganging up on Aaron feels like borderline bullying.
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