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Suchomimus 05/03/18 1:18:34 AM #1:	Yknow for when your turds clog the toilet and you gotta slice it up? --- I'm a peasant. <cite>Suchomimus posted [p:900715933] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Yknow for when your turds clog the toilet and you gotta slice it up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 05/03/18 1:19:04 AM #2:	awut??? --- Ba da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada... What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:900715953] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>awut???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/03/18 1:19:51 AM #3:	I have never had a clog so bad I needed anything other than a plunger --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:900715985] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>I have never had a clog so bad I needed anything other than a plunger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/03/18 1:20:01 AM #4:	i poop in the shower --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900715988] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>i poop in the shower</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 05/03/18 1:20:20 AM #5:	a... poop knife? i have knives but i can't fathom having an entirely separate knife dedicated to slicing poop. if i have to slice a turd i just use a regular kitchen knife and wash it in the toilet water after flushing. --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:900716000] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>a... poop knife? i have knives but i can't fathom having an entirely separate knife dedicated to slicing poop. if i have to slice a turd i just use a regular kitchen knife and wash it in the toilet water after flushing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 05/03/18 1:21:47 AM #6:	Sometimes I get it mixed up with my kitchen knife <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:900716065] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes I get it mixed up with my kitchen knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 05/03/18 1:22:17 AM #7:	Greenfox111 posted... a... poop knife? i have knives but i can't fathom having an entirely separate knife dedicated to slicing poop. if i have to slice a turd i just use a regular kitchen knife and wash it in the toilet water after flushing. really? you couldn't grab it with toilet paper and just twist it off? --- Ba da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada... What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:900716078] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>a... poop knife? i have knives but i can't fathom having an entirely separate knife dedicated to slicing poop. if i have to slice a turd i just use a regular kitchen knife and wash it in the toilet water after flushing.</quote> really? you couldn't grab it with toilet paper and just twist it off?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/03/18 1:23:24 AM #8:	nah, Three Seashells master race. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:900716113] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>nah, Three Seashells master race.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/03/18 1:23:51 AM #9:	we don't defecate bowl cloggers. only legends can ** out that much. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:900716133] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>we don't defecate bowl cloggers. only legends can ** out that much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 05/03/18 1:27:51 AM #10:	You're supposed to use a potato masher. they're more fun anyway --- "Don't trade your authenticity for approval." -Kanye West <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:900716269] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>You're supposed to use a potato masher. they're more fun anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 05/03/18 1:54:44 AM #11:	eggcorn posted... i poop in the shower This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater. --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:900716932] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>i poop in the shower</quote> This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 05/03/18 1:58:02 AM #12:	Manocheese posted... eggcorn posted... i poop in the shower This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater. These guys get it --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:900717028] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>i poop in the shower</quote> This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater.</quote> These guys get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToadallyAwesome 05/03/18 2:00:46 AM #13:	This topic is fucking gross --- http://imgur.com/QKdxwuI <cite>ToadallyAwesome posted [p:900717096] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>This topic is fucking gross</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamashiini 05/03/18 2:01:55 AM #14:	Poop pencils are where its at. --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. <cite>tamashiini posted [p:900717124] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Poop pencils are where its at.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 05/03/18 2:05:08 AM #15:	ToadallyAwesome posted... This topic is fucking gross --- My imgur profile: https://m.imgur.com/user/LumTheInvader <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:900717212] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>ToadallyAwesome posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is fucking gross</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/03/18 2:07:27 AM #16:	giantblimpN7 posted... Manocheese posted... eggcorn posted... i poop in the shower This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater. These guys get it my dudes. and guess what, whens the last time I bought toilet paper? 6 years ago. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900717287] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>giantblimpN7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>i poop in the shower</quote> This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater.</quote> These guys get it</quote> my dudes. and guess what, whens the last time I bought toilet paper? 6 years ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 05/03/18 2:07:28 AM #17:	giantblimpN7 posted... Manocheese posted... eggcorn posted... i poop in the shower This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater. These guys get it this --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) <cite>DavidWong posted [p:900717288] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>giantblimpN7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>i poop in the shower</quote> This. Just stomp it down the drain. The drain acts like a cheese grater.</quote> These guys get it</quote> this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 05/03/18 3:36:53 AM #18:	No. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:900719416] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 05/03/18 3:38:04 AM #19:	This was a reddit post from like a month ago. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:900719446] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>This was a reddit post from like a month ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slip-N-Slide 05/03/18 3:38:40 AM #20:	Just a toe knife, I share it with @DezCaughtFreak --- Get wet. http://i.imgtc.com/2q3z3TmhFO.jpg <cite>Slip-N-Slide posted [p:900719458] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Just a toe knife, I share it with @DezCaughtFreak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/03/18 3:38:54 AM #21:	Greenfox111 posted... a... poop knife? i have knives but i can't fathom having an entirely separate knife dedicated to slicing poop. if i have to slice a turd i just use a regular kitchen knife and wash it in the toilet water after flushing. They don't have to be separate... wink --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:900719463] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>a... poop knife? i have knives but i can't fathom having an entirely separate knife dedicated to slicing poop. if i have to slice a turd i just use a regular kitchen knife and wash it in the toilet water after flushing.</quote> They don't have to be separate... wink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 05/03/18 3:38:57 AM #22:	Ricemills posted... nah, Three Seashells master race. I know that movie just used that as a cheap joke with no real meaning behind it; but Ive always wondered how that wiping method was done. --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:900719465] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>nah, Three Seashells master race.</quote> I know that movie just used that as a cheap joke with no real meaning behind it; but Ive always wondered how that wiping method was done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 05/03/18 4:20:10 AM #23:	SSJCAT posted... Ricemills posted... nah, Three Seashells master race. I know that movie just used that as a cheap joke with no real meaning behind it; but Ive always wondered how that wiping method was done. LOL, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:900720318] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJCAT posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>nah, Three Seashells master race.</quote> I know that movie just used that as a cheap joke with no real meaning behind it; but Ive always wondered how that wiping method was done.</quote> LOL, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
notblargg 05/03/18 4:21:03 AM #24:	I used one of those flat wooden spoons for cooking/stirring. I haven't told anyone <cite>notblargg posted [p:900720337] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>I used one of those flat wooden spoons for cooking/stirring. I haven't told anyone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/03/18 10:25:09 AM #25:	ToadallyAwesome posted... This topic is fucking gross we're all gross :(. i had to face niagra falls in my fridge when i forgot to turn the fridge back on from defrosting. so much water. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:900728923] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>ToadallyAwesome posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is fucking gross</quote> we're all gross :(. i had to face niagra falls in my fridge when i forgot to turn the fridge back on from defrosting. so much water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 05/03/18 10:27:15 AM #26:	Nah, I have poop empty toilet paper rolls. --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:900729005] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I have poop empty toilet paper rolls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 05/03/18 10:28:04 AM #27:	Nope, if it wont go down i just leave it for the next person to deal with after its marinated a bit. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:900729032] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Nope, if it wont go down i just leave it for the next person to deal with after its marinated a bit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 05/04/18 6:38:39 PM #28:	It also works for constipation, just gotta reach in there and loosen it up a bit --- https://imgtc.com/i/C6jP02v.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/UAGNJFv.gif https://imgtc.com/i/cBTnWgf.png https://imgtc.com/i/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:900808105] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>It also works for constipation, just gotta reach in there and loosen it up a bit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 05/04/18 7:03:41 PM #29:	No joke as a kid i did a few times. I would regularly wait a week and a half between shits, and a few times it was so bad, that if i pooped when my family was gone, I'd use a knife to break it up. Then I'd throw it in the woods. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:900809306] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>No joke as a kid i did a few times. I would regularly wait a week and a half between shits, and a few times it was so bad, that if i pooped when my family was gone, I'd use a knife to break it up. Then I'd throw it in the woods.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 05/04/18 7:04:25 PM #30:	Drpooplol posted... No joke as a kid i did a few times. I would regularly wait a week and a half between shits, and a few times it was so bad, that if i pooped when my family was gone, I'd use a knife to break it up. Then I'd throw it in the woods. Wut --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:900809349] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote>No joke as a kid i did a few times. I would regularly wait a week and a half between shits, and a few times it was so bad, that if i pooped when my family was gone, I'd use a knife to break it up. Then I'd throw it in the woods.</quote> Wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 05/04/18 7:06:40 PM #31:	Apparently I wouldn't poop for several days as a kid because it hurt to poop because I waited several days to do it. My parents had to use plastic utensils to break it up sometimes. Didn't know about that until my dad's speech at my wedding. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:900809462] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>Apparently I wouldn't poop for several days as a kid because it hurt to poop because I waited several days to do it. My parents had to use plastic utensils to break it up sometimes. Didn't know about that until my dad's speech at my wedding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/04/18 7:07:39 PM #32:	Letron_James posted... Drpooplol posted... No joke as a kid i did a few times. I would regularly wait a week and a half between shits, and a few times it was so bad, that if i pooped when my family was gone, I'd use a knife to break it up. Then I'd throw it in the woods. Wut I dunno but it was one hell of a story though right? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:900809506] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Letron_James posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote>No joke as a kid i did a few times. I would regularly wait a week and a half between shits, and a few times it was so bad, that if i pooped when my family was gone, I'd use a knife to break it up. Then I'd throw it in the woods.</quote> Wut</quote> I dunno but it was one hell of a story though right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nicklebro 05/04/18 7:08:08 PM #33:	No I dont --- Now you can't call me a sigless user. <cite>nicklebro posted [p:900809533] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>No I dont</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 05/04/18 7:59:40 PM #35:	SlashmanSG posted... SSJCAT posted... Ricemills posted... nah, Three Seashells master race. I know that movie just used that as a cheap joke with no real meaning behind it; but Ive always wondered how that wiping method was done. LOL, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:900811961] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>SlashmanSG posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJCAT posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>nah, Three Seashells master race.</quote> I know that movie just used that as a cheap joke with no real meaning behind it; but Ive always wondered how that wiping method was done.</quote> LOL, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 05/04/18 8:02:00 PM #36:	Ricemills posted... nah, Three Seashells master race. Underrated post. --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:900812053] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>nah, Three Seashells master race.</quote> Underrated post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 05/04/18 8:03:27 PM #37:	There was an article floating around on fb about this. Some dudes family growing up had a knife that hung in the laundry room and the whole family used it to cut their abnormally sized turds. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:900812112] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote>There was an article floating around on fb about this. Some dudes family growing up had a knife that hung in the laundry room and the whole family used it to cut their abnormally sized turds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 05/04/18 9:29:11 PM #38:	Orthopox12 posted... There was an article floating around on fb about this. Some dudes family growing up had a knife that hung in the laundry room and the whole family used it to cut their abnormally sized turds. SlashmanSG posted... This was a reddit post from like a month ago. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:900815711] in Do you hav... [t:76574264]...</cite> <quote><cite>Orthopox12 posted...</cite> <quote>There was an article floating around on fb about this. Some dudes family growing up had a knife that hung in the laundry room and the whole family used it to cut their abnormally sized turds.</quote> <cite>SlashmanSG posted...</cite> <quote>This was a reddit post from like a month ago.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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