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Naysaspace
05/02/18 12:50:48 AM
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I'm really short too.
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Panthera
05/02/18 12:51:51 AM
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That feel when your girlfriend's height in feet is smaller than your dick's length in inches
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/02/18 12:51:53 AM
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How short are you?
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RickyTheBAWSE
05/02/18 12:53:29 AM
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give her a mushroom.
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 12:54:06 AM
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TheFuriousInch
05/02/18 12:54:16 AM
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Panthera posted...
That feel when your girlfriend's height in feet is smaller than your dick's length in inches

Yes, we all know that feeling, yes...
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Naysaspace
05/02/18 12:56:39 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
How short are you?

5'7
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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:12:26 AM
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I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'6

Sucks when she wears heels
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 1:14:07 AM
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DavidWong posted...
I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'6

Sucks when she wears heels

You suck when she wears heels?
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Vicious_Dios
05/02/18 1:14:08 AM
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DavidWong posted...
I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'6

Sucks when she wears heels


Wear heels too then. LMAO
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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:14:28 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'6

Sucks when she wears heels

You suck when she wears heels?


Obviously
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ninjarobot_22
05/02/18 1:14:45 AM
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DavidWong posted...
I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'6

Sucks when she wears heels


Ain't nothing wong with that.
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Monolith1676
05/02/18 2:04:41 AM
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Manlet topic.
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MutantJohn
05/02/18 2:05:30 AM
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Short girls need the biggest dicks
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Dark_SilverX
05/02/18 2:05:56 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
DavidWong posted...
I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'6

Sucks when she wears heels


Wear heels too then. LMAO

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_BlueMonk
05/02/18 2:05:57 AM
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TC are you Dr. Naysay

ive missed you
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Doom_Art
05/02/18 2:08:01 AM
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Dated a girl that exact height when I was younger. Only girl I've dated who I could hold up. Ah fun times

IIRC a few years after we broke up I think she hit the bottle and did time in prison or something
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I4NRulez
05/02/18 2:09:28 AM
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I wish i could find a girl my height :/
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sk8r_ryan
05/02/18 2:18:09 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
Short girls need the biggest dicks

That's why TC's girl has a 9er
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