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EnragedSlith
05/02/18 12:41:51 AM
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I dont always have the time, so I try not to think about all the super nutrition Im throwing away.
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 12:42:32 AM
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All monds not al mands
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1337toothbrush
05/02/18 12:47:05 AM
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Doe
05/02/18 12:48:32 AM
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I'm preoccupied with my homegrown coconuts
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DoctorVader
05/02/18 12:49:06 AM
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I activate the hyperdrive.
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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:04:32 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
All monds not al mands


ah-munds

the "L" is silent
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 1:05:20 AM
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DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
All monds not al mands


ah-munds

the "L" is silent

I can't say what I want to
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/02/18 1:05:57 AM
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DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
All monds not al mands


ah-munds

the "L" is silent

Wrong!
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 1:06:59 AM
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Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?
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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:07:39 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?


Why would you assume I'm Asian?
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/02/18 1:08:40 AM
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DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?


Why would you assume I'm Asian?

Yes, whatever could it be that might suggest to someone that youre Asian?
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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:15:04 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?


Why would you assume I'm Asian?

Yes, whatever could it be that might suggest to someone that youre Asian?


I'm triggered by how offensive you people are being to me
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smoliske
05/02/18 1:26:23 AM
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Doe posted...
I'm preoccupied with my homegrown coconuts

poidh
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/02/18 1:30:56 AM
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DavidWong posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?


Why would you assume I'm Asian?

Yes, whatever could it be that might suggest to someone that youre Asian?


I'm triggered by how offensive you people are being to me

You people? You people?? Now whos being offensive, huh? All of us white folks look the same to you or something?!
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 1:31:54 AM
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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:38:22 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?


Why would you assume I'm Asian?

Yes, whatever could it be that might suggest to someone that youre Asian?


I'm triggered by how offensive you people are being to me

You people? You people?? Now whos being offensive, huh? All of us white folks look the same to you or something?!


I'm a white Australian.
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inloveanddeath0
05/02/18 1:39:18 AM
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DavidWong posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DavidWong posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Ill risk a warning. Are you saying L is silent because you might be Asain?


Why would you assume I'm Asian?

Yes, whatever could it be that might suggest to someone that youre Asian?


I'm triggered by how offensive you people are being to me

You people? You people?? Now whos being offensive, huh? All of us white folks look the same to you or something?!


I'm a white Australian.


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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:42:20 AM
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I hope you both have learned a lesson today.
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ZCheveyo
05/02/18 1:43:11 AM
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DavidWong posted...
I'm a white Australian.

Whoa! Then who the Hell is David Wong? Have you been lying to and misleading CE this whole time? This WHOLE TIME?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbj-_oPfys" data-time="

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DavidWong
05/02/18 1:45:11 AM
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ZCheveyo posted...
DavidWong posted...
I'm a white Australian.

Whoa! Then who the Hell is David Wong? Have you been lying to and misleading CE this whole time? This WHOLE TIME?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbj-_oPfys" data-time="


He's the Editor of Cracked.com, his article "6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You A Better Person" literally changed my life, so I took his screen name as my own as an homage.
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DrizztLink
05/02/18 1:45:52 AM
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Ok, I know this topic took a turn.

But WHAT THE FUCK is activating almonds?
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/02/18 1:46:22 AM
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ZCheveyo posted...
DavidWong posted...
I'm a white Australian.

Whoa! Then who the Hell is David Wong? Have you been lying to and misleading CE this whole time? This WHOLE TIME?

I know, its truly an outrage to make such a dishonest username. Ban DavidWong!
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ZCheveyo
05/02/18 1:46:24 AM
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DavidWong posted...
He's the Editor of Cracked.com

I was just kidding....I just saw a chance to post that freak out of Sally Field's and I wanted to be a part of the conversation.
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ZCheveyo
05/02/18 1:48:07 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
But WHAT THE FUCK is activating almonds?

Soaking it in water for 24 hours and then drying it out in low heat. Some people believe that it breaks down a chemical the almonds have that prevent you from absorbing the full nutrients of the nut.
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EnragedSlith
05/02/18 2:12:35 AM
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ZCheveyo posted...
DrizztLink posted...
But WHAT THE FUCK is activating almonds?

Soaking it in water for 24 hours and then drying it out in low heat. Some people believe that it breaks down a chemical the almonds have that prevent you from absorbing the full nutrients of the nut.

You gotta activate those nuts, really warm em up, to get the full load.
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gguirao
05/04/18 12:48:41 AM
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Almond mode, activate!

Also, I always pronounce it "ALL-mund."
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Questionmarktarius
05/04/18 12:54:06 AM
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Wouldn't essentially germinating an almond kick up its HCN content by quite a bit?
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