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NeonOctopus
04/28/18 7:58:43 PM
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jhsgKnc

This white guy is fucking a Japanese chick who happens to be the daughter of Shigeru Miyamoto.

Technically, he can call Miyamoto his dad.

What the fuck are you doing with your weebness, CE? >_>
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goldbman
04/28/18 7:59:40 PM
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He must be rich and influential, intelligent, or charming as hell.
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FluttershyPony
04/28/18 8:00:28 PM
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arent japanese fathers a bit more strict and picky? he looks like your generic english teacher who went to japan to find a wife.

And I doubt hes richer than them.

also
>mario
>weab

manchild is more like it.
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ProfessorKukui
04/28/18 8:00:37 PM
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I vow down to the Master Weeb.
I shall sing songs to his greatness!
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WSM Piru
04/28/18 8:01:07 PM
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goldbman posted...
He must be rich and influential, intelligent, or charming as hell.


Not necessarily, asian women have incredibly low standards when it comes to white men.
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TroutPaste
04/28/18 8:01:40 PM
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FluttershyPony posted...

manchild .


u wot
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battletreewoes
04/28/18 8:02:55 PM
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He just hit a Todd Rodgers High Score.
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Skye Reynolds
04/28/18 8:12:55 PM
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Miyamoto has a look on his face like, "Hmm. I wonder if I can design a marriage themed game which will make use of the Wiimote."
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goldbman
04/28/18 8:13:58 PM
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Surprised she did not go black though. Japanese do not really like white people. Call them gajin, they love jews though from what I understand.
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FluttershyPony
04/28/18 8:16:43 PM
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TroutPaste posted...
FluttershyPony posted...

manchild .


u wot

*bing bing wahoos in a social setting*
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TroutPaste
04/28/18 8:17:14 PM
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I have no idea what bing bing whaoos means
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Ben_Ruggiero
04/28/18 8:17:42 PM
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goldbman posted...
Surprised she did not go black though. Japanese do not really like white people. Call them gajin, they love jews though from what I understand.

Asians preferring black people over white people. What planet do you live on
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FluttershyPony
04/28/18 8:18:59 PM
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TroutPaste posted...
I have no idea what bing bing whaoos means

never seen a really fat guy in a fedora playing a 3ds with the sounds on at work/in the train/elevator/airplane/restaurant?
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TroutPaste
04/28/18 8:20:19 PM
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FluttershyPony posted...
TroutPaste posted...
I have no idea what bing bing whaoos means

never seen a really fat guy in a fedora playing a 3ds with the sounds on at work/in the train/elevator/airplane/restaurant?


that explains nothing
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ImmortalityV
04/28/18 8:23:45 PM
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Instagram.com/cryingatmoonlight I had an Asian girl ask me out before but she stood me up. Where are all the Asians that love me :? I am 99. Something percent white according to dna test with the rest being from the caucasus
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bob742omb
04/28/18 8:28:04 PM
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ImmortalityV posted...
Instagram.com/cryingatmoonlight I had an Asian girl ask me out before but she stood me up. Where are all the Asians that love me :? I am 99. Something percent white according to dna test with the rest being from the caucasus

you could be the whitest guy on earth and that won't do jack for you if you dont play your cards right
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RE_expert44
04/28/18 8:29:32 PM
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It all started in the 3rd grade when someone claimed their uncle worked at Nintendo. He vowed to one up him
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Patchwork
04/28/18 8:36:51 PM
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ImmortalityV posted...
Instagram.com/cryingatmoonlight I had an Asian girl ask me out before but she stood me up. Where are all the Asians that love me :? I am 99. Something percent white according to dna test with the rest being from the caucasus


Why do you keep linking to your instagram
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mehmeh1
04/28/18 8:43:41 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
It all started in the 3rd grade when someone claimed their uncle worked at Nintendo. He vowed to one up him

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kuwab0
04/28/18 9:12:16 PM
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Unknown5uspect
04/28/18 9:14:48 PM
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Man they both look ugly ijs.
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ImmortalityV
04/28/18 10:30:20 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
The groom looks very British

Reminds me of John Lennon without the glasses lol
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ImmortalityV
04/28/18 11:44:37 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Man they both look ugly ijs.

Nah they are a good looking couple. She just seems out of his league
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Flockaveli
04/28/18 11:49:02 PM
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Shes not one of those Hot Asians.

You know, the ones who are pre-med and experiment with drugs and have daddy issues and go to raves and shop at Forever 21. Asian American chicks, yeah now thats where the action is.
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Sayoria
04/28/18 11:49:45 PM
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Get Yuji Horii's daughter, then I'll be impressed. (If he even has one)
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kuwab0
04/29/18 12:31:29 AM
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ImmortalityV posted...
kuwab0 posted...
The groom looks very British

Reminds me of John Lennon without the glasses lol

Or a deflated Stephen Fry
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Steelix500
04/29/18 12:46:59 AM
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You can totally see Miyamoto in her face lol
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ImmortalityV
04/29/18 11:01:18 AM
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Bump
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AlisLandale
04/29/18 11:07:52 AM
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The white guy looks like he'd be the older, mentor professor to a group of spunky teenage superheroes.

Also the bride doesnt look too happy. But maybe because theyre clearly a good ways away from the church and someone is bugging them for a photo when they just want to get to the honeymoon and bang. >^>
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Chicken_Butt
04/29/18 11:09:39 AM
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I'm a weeb and that ain't my dream at all. Stop misrepresenting, man. I just want a 2B sex bot with good AI that can cook and clean and likes anal. I'm a simple man.
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NeonOctopus
04/29/18 11:11:53 AM
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Stagmar
04/29/18 11:41:12 AM
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Who's the guy behind Miyamoto? He looks familiar for some reason.
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tommybel89
04/29/18 11:54:37 AM
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Weebs are so *insert homophobic remark*
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NeonOctopus
04/29/18 11:55:13 AM
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Stagmar posted...
Who's the guy behind Miyamoto? He looks familiar for some reason.

I think that's Sakamoto. The guy who works on Metroid.
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mattnd2007
04/29/18 12:02:15 PM
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She looks too much like her dad.
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NeonOctopus
04/29/18 12:15:58 PM
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mattnd2007 posted...
She looks too much like her dad.

Wouldn't that also be every weeb's dream too? To fuck Miyamoto >_>

This dude literally gets to fuck a female version of Miyamoto and gets to say that the real Miyamoto is his dad.

Literally living the weeb dream.
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iron jojo
04/29/18 12:20:38 PM
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Dude he looks like the long lost fifth beatle
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Turbam
04/29/18 12:21:25 PM
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Miyamoto doesn't really make any weeb games.
Hell, for the longest time Nintendo barely made weeb games, now their everywhere but none of them have to do with shig
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tommybel89
04/29/18 12:38:19 PM
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The thing that kills a lot of gaming for me is the weebness. At least in 2D games like Chrono Trigger, the weebness wasn't fully realized because of the graphics limitations. I cannot look at a modern Square Enix game without wanting to puke.
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Tyranthraxus
04/29/18 12:42:00 PM
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Who is the guy? Like does he have a name?
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