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UnfairRepresent
04/28/18 6:58:14 PM
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The man was a courier transporting several crates full of calenders across the world when the ship sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

The man manages to swim to a small island along with several floating crates full of calenders and a cooler containing copious amounts of water.

However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island.

6 months later he is rescued by a passing boat.

FISS3N6

How did he survive?
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stone
04/28/18 6:59:38 PM
#2:


He ate all the dates.
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FF_Redux
04/28/18 6:59:39 PM
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lilORANG
04/28/18 7:00:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island.

was there a mcdonalds?
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SomeonesAlt
04/28/18 7:00:51 PM
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stone posted...
He ate all the dates.

Hehe
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KookyCouture
04/28/18 7:01:07 PM
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He ate 6 Calender's
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orangefire25
04/28/18 7:02:16 PM
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Fish ffs
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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/28/18 7:02:44 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
He ate 6 Calender's


*calenders
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Spidey5
04/28/18 7:03:18 PM
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He deeds 6 times using the calendar pages to clean off. Then a passing boat notices the discarded pages
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/28/18 7:03:52 PM
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He ripped his penis off and ate it.
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UnholyMudcrab
04/28/18 7:07:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island.

But there are puffins that live on that island
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Anony1125
04/28/18 7:14:53 PM
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Well, he could have eaten fish. They wouldn't need to be on the island.
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Squall28
04/28/18 7:15:40 PM
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lilORANG posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island.

was there a mcdonalds?


He didn't say there weren't.
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uwnim
04/28/18 11:52:52 PM
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stone posted...
He ate all the dates.

This is the best answer.
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Jiek_Fafn
04/28/18 11:55:47 PM
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The island was purgatory
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Powdered_Toast
04/28/18 11:57:09 PM
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chocolate advent calendars
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Frolex
04/28/18 11:57:24 PM
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He ate 6 months worth of pages from one of the calendars. It's not an actual riddle, just a really dumb attempt at word play.
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Panthera
04/28/18 11:58:50 PM
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The island was a planet, and the calendars were rooms outside
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TeaMilk
04/29/18 12:11:56 AM
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Powdered_Toast posted...
chocolate advent calendars

was gonna say this too
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UnfairRepresent
04/29/18 6:45:42 AM
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stone posted...
He ate all the dates.

Well this topic ended before it began...
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Zack_Attackv1
05/01/18 1:19:16 AM
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DavidWong
05/01/18 1:19:57 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
the island is a planet and the man is a room outside


damn it
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awesome999
05/01/18 1:21:09 AM
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The dress is blue
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Naysaspace
05/01/18 1:23:08 AM
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Made a fire by burning 6 months worth of calendars
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Calculus
05/01/18 1:23:58 AM
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Spidey5 posted...
He deeds 6 times using the calendar pages to clean off. Then a passing boat notices the discarded pages


I was gonna say he used his cum as chum to attract fish.

Lame riddle btw
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Cosmic_Diabetic
05/01/18 1:26:06 AM
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He created a life raft out of the calenders by jerking off onto the edges and gluing the calenders to one another with it. He then rode the waves to a nearby island that had plenty of food and water.
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RE_expert44
05/01/18 1:28:04 AM
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The calendars were really marie callenders pot pies.
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gunplagirl
05/01/18 1:29:15 AM
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The calendar is a planet and the crate is a room outside
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Polycosm
05/01/18 1:40:02 AM
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The crates were postmarked to a woman named Marie.

The man ate Marie's callenders.
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fuzzylittlbunny
05/01/18 2:10:06 AM
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RE_expert44 posted...
The calendars were really marie callenders pot pies.

I love these things so much.
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UnfairRepresent
05/01/18 2:41:32 AM
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Calculus posted...


Lame riddle btw

Translation: I couldn't figure out the answer
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Dash_Harber
05/01/18 3:21:09 AM
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uwnim posted...
stone posted...
He ate all the dates.

This is the best answer.

He also treated himself to several Sundays.
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The23rdMagus
05/01/18 3:30:36 AM
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He ate the calendars and passed the time.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/01/18 10:20:35 AM
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shipwrecked more like shiprekt
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