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UnfairRepresent 04/28/18 6:58:14 PM #1: |
The man was a courier transporting several crates full of calenders across the world when the ship sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
The man manages to swim to a small island along with several floating crates full of calenders and a cooler containing copious amounts of water. However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island. 6 months later he is rescued by a passing boat. ![]() How did he survive? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 04/28/18 6:59:38 PM #2: |
He ate all the dates.
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FF_Redux 04/28/18 6:59:39 PM #3: |
the island is a planet and the man is a room outside
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lilORANG 04/28/18 7:00:32 PM #5: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island. was there a mcdonalds? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeonesAlt 04/28/18 7:00:51 PM #6: |
stone posted...
He ate all the dates. Hehe --- But Whose? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 04/28/18 7:01:07 PM #7: |
He ate 6 Calender's
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orangefire25 04/28/18 7:02:16 PM #8: |
Fish ffs
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ImTheMacheteGuy 04/28/18 7:02:44 PM #9: |
KookyCouture posted...
He ate 6 Calender's *calenders --- "I can i i everything else," Bob reportedly said. Alice replied: "Balls have zero to me to me to me..." (Facebook AIs talking to each other) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 04/28/18 7:03:18 PM #10: |
He deeds 6 times using the calendar pages to clean off. Then a passing boat notices the discarded pages
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/28/18 7:03:52 PM #11: |
He ripped his penis off and ate it.
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UnholyMudcrab 04/28/18 7:07:43 PM #12: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island. But there are puffins that live on that island --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 04/28/18 7:14:53 PM #13: |
Well, he could have eaten fish. They wouldn't need to be on the island.
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Squall28 04/28/18 7:15:40 PM #14: |
lilORANG posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...However there are no animals or edible vegetation on the island. He didn't say there weren't. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 04/28/18 11:52:52 PM #15: |
stone posted...
He ate all the dates. This is the best answer. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 04/28/18 11:55:47 PM #16: |
The island was purgatory
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Powdered_Toast 04/28/18 11:57:09 PM #17: |
chocolate advent calendars
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Frolex 04/28/18 11:57:24 PM #18: |
He ate 6 months worth of pages from one of the calendars. It's not an actual riddle, just a really dumb attempt at word play.
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Panthera 04/28/18 11:58:50 PM #19: |
The island was a planet, and the calendars were rooms outside
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TeaMilk 04/29/18 12:11:56 AM #20: |
Powdered_Toast posted...
chocolate advent calendars was gonna say this too --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 04/29/18 6:45:42 AM #21: |
stone posted...
He ate all the dates. Well this topic ended before it began... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 05/01/18 1:19:16 AM #22: |
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DavidWong 05/01/18 1:19:57 AM #23: |
FF_Redux posted...
the island is a planet and the man is a room outside damn it --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 05/01/18 1:21:09 AM #24: |
The dress is blue
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Naysaspace 05/01/18 1:23:08 AM #25: |
Made a fire by burning 6 months worth of calendars
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Calculus 05/01/18 1:23:58 AM #26: |
Spidey5 posted...
He deeds 6 times using the calendar pages to clean off. Then a passing boat notices the discarded pages I was gonna say he used his cum as chum to attract fish. Lame riddle btw ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cosmic_Diabetic 05/01/18 1:26:06 AM #27: |
He created a life raft out of the calenders by jerking off onto the edges and gluing the calenders to one another with it. He then rode the waves to a nearby island that had plenty of food and water.
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RE_expert44 05/01/18 1:28:04 AM #28: |
The calendars were really marie callenders pot pies.
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gunplagirl 05/01/18 1:29:15 AM #29: |
The calendar is a planet and the crate is a room outside
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Polycosm 05/01/18 1:40:02 AM #30: |
The crates were postmarked to a woman named Marie.
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fuzzylittlbunny 05/01/18 2:10:06 AM #31: |
RE_expert44 posted...
The calendars were really marie callenders pot pies. I love these things so much. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/01/18 2:41:32 AM #32: |
Calculus posted...
Translation: I couldn't figure out the answer --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 05/01/18 3:21:09 AM #33: |
uwnim posted...
stone posted...He ate all the dates. He also treated himself to several Sundays. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The23rdMagus 05/01/18 3:30:36 AM #34: |
He ate the calendars and passed the time.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 05/01/18 10:20:35 AM #35: |
shipwrecked more like shiprekt
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