Current Events > Drunk as shit, first post to get quoted 4x is what I text my ex

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fire_bolt
04/28/18 12:05:58 AM
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Darkrobotisback
04/28/18 12:17:13 AM
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Crayon_Lover
04/28/18 12:18:33 AM
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I'm at concert in your neighborhood!
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Eevee-Trainer
04/28/18 12:19:08 AM
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I had some baby carrots earlier; they reminded me of your dick.
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/18 12:19:21 AM
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I have aids and guess what else?
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MonsterZed
04/28/18 12:19:27 AM
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Wanna fuck?
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Guide
04/28/18 12:19:55 AM
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I fucked him first.
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Touch
04/28/18 12:20:03 AM
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Papa horny, Michael
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Aki_Narukami
04/28/18 12:20:21 AM
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can't keep my dick in my pants
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Lathissamus
04/28/18 12:20:32 AM
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Vikilla4V
04/28/18 12:20:44 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Wanna fuck?

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Aki_Narukami
04/28/18 12:20:51 AM
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Aki_Narukami posted...
can't keep my dick in my pants
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fire_bolt
04/28/18 12:21:00 AM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
I banged your sister. No regrets.


This was so close to being true LMAO. Basically the reason we broke up is because I was too good of friends with her sister. Nothing inappropriate happened while we were dating, but maybe 6 months after we broke up her sister and I got a little too drunk one night lol.
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masticatingman
04/28/18 12:21:16 AM
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Put rogaine on my dick?
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Aki_Narukami
04/28/18 12:21:25 AM
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Aki_Narukami posted...
Aki_Narukami posted...
can't keep my dick in my pants
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Aki_Narukami
04/28/18 12:21:58 AM
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Aki_Narukami posted...
Aki_Narukami posted...
Aki_Narukami posted...
can't keep my dick in my pants
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fire_bolt
04/28/18 12:22:25 AM
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Aki_Narukami posted...


Boo this man! No fun quoting yourself!
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Aki_Narukami
04/28/18 12:23:08 AM
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had to do it for my man xxxtentacion

just send both texts ;)
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PlsGodDontBanMe
04/28/18 12:23:55 AM
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Vikilla4V posted...
Lathissamus posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Wanna fuck?

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fire_bolt
04/28/18 12:24:25 AM
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Aki_Narukami posted...
had to do it for my man xxxtentacion

just send both texts ;)


If I'm gonna send one, might as well send the other tbh
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Eevee-Trainer
04/28/18 12:24:51 AM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
I banged your sister. No regrets.

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Aki_Narukami
04/28/18 12:25:13 AM
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actually don't

if you send mine and that one she'll call the cops

that or she's an x fan and she'll drive to your house. but you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy, anyways.
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Orthopox12
04/28/18 12:25:33 AM
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Anal?
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fire_bolt
04/28/18 12:26:57 AM
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Winner is currently "Wanna fuck?"

Stand by for replies, might take awhile b/c she's probs in bed
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FaytlessHearts
04/28/18 12:27:18 AM
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Vikilla4V posted...
Lathissamus posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Wanna fuck?

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Lathissamus
04/28/18 12:43:25 AM
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fire_bolt posted...
Winner is currently "Wanna fuck?"

Stand by for replies, might take awhile b/c she's probs in bed

cant wait -_-
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MonsterZed
04/28/18 12:44:02 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
fire_bolt posted...
Winner is currently "Wanna fuck?"

Stand by for replies, might take awhile b/c she's probs in bed

cant wait -_-
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PowerMang
04/28/18 12:44:20 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
Lathissamus posted...
fire_bolt posted...
Winner is currently "Wanna fuck?"

Stand by for replies, might take awhile b/c she's probs in bed

cant wait -_-

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0AbsoluteZero0
04/28/18 12:46:08 AM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
I banged your sister. No regrets.

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MonsterZed
04/28/18 12:49:02 AM
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Has the text been sent already?
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Darkrobotisback
04/28/18 12:50:34 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
Has the text been sent already?

He probably got so drunk, hell fell asleep on his phone...

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MonsterZed
04/28/18 12:50:50 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Has the text been sent already?

He probably got so drunk, hell fell asleep on his phone...

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Lathissamus
04/28/18 12:53:25 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Has the text been sent already?

He probably got so drunk, hell fell asleep on his phone...



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Punctus_Pilot
04/28/18 12:59:51 AM
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That or she was receptive to the text
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catboy0_0
04/28/18 1:00:24 AM
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Punctus_Pilot posted...
That or she was receptive to the text

haha good 1
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fire_bolt
04/28/18 1:08:13 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Has the text been sent already?

He probably got so drunk, hell fell asleep on his phone...


Nah, I sent it when I posted last. Just watching YT for now. We're both east coast so its late here. Doubt I hear anything tonight
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Go_Totodile
04/28/18 11:42:17 AM
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MrResetti
04/28/18 11:50:09 AM
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She's not gonna reply so TC will make some shit up
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Caution999
04/28/18 12:02:55 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Any results?

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Shadowplay
04/28/18 12:15:13 PM
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Tag
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fire_bolt
04/28/18 12:50:38 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
Any results?


Holy shit, think I actually got blackout drunk last night. One minute I remember it being like 1 AM and I'm watching YT, next thing I remember was getting up to piss at like 11 AM.

Anyway, reply was predictable: "Stop bugging me, weirdo." *shrug* Maybe if we'd been more clever
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I_Stay_Noided
04/28/18 12:58:09 PM
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Forlorn_Ass
04/28/18 1:00:45 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
I want to fuck your dad

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frozenshock
04/28/18 1:04:04 PM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...
I want to fuck your dad

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Turtlebread
04/28/18 1:04:20 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...
I want to fuck your dad

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Lost_All_Senses
04/28/18 1:06:56 PM
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How did the sister one not win after his story? Ya'll have 0 depth sometime
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Go_Totodile
04/28/18 1:08:21 PM
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I know the dad one won, but Id say No but for real though. Wanna fuck?
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