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TheCyborgNinja
04/27/18 2:01:31 AM
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Who'd you get forced to marry until death?! - Results (3 votes)
1. Donald Trump at age 50
0% (0 votes)
0
2. Hillary Clinton at age 30
0% (0 votes)
0
3. A studly Chad or a sexy Stacy (your choice)
33.33% (1 votes)
1
4. A bunch of mediocre Hooters girls
33.33% (1 votes)
1
5. Jessica Rabbit
0% (0 votes)
0
6. Typhoid Mary (Daredevil)
0% (0 votes)
0
7. Vampire Guy Fieri
33.33% (1 votes)
1
8. Any antagonist from Supernatural
0% (0 votes)
0
9. Morrigan (Darkstalkers)
0% (0 votes)
0
10. Chi Chi (Dragon Ball)
0% (0 votes)
0
You marry them, have to have sex at least twice per month, and can't leave them or have an affair because the evil genie that forced the marriage upon you will torture you until you agree to accept the situation (or mess up and get tortured again). If you kill yourself, he brings you back to life. Whatever your natural expiry is, that's when you'll go.

Assume anyone on this list that is already married divorces their current spouse because they're smitten by you. Fictional characters are brought to life and look like normal human versions of themselves, but keep any powers they may have.

Edit: I used a random number generator to be fair and got 4. I'll take it.
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Re-iNcarnated
04/27/18 2:03:11 AM
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TC confirmed having a 3 boner.
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Turbam
04/27/18 2:03:40 AM
#3:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Fictional characters are brought to life and look like normal human versions of themselves

Gross
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TheCyborgNinja
04/27/18 2:05:30 AM
#4:


Re-iNcarnated posted...
TC confirmed having a 3 boner.

Nah. If I could've just picked one, I'd have taken Amara (the darkness) from Supernatural. She was God's sister and had limitless power. It'd be sweet to see anyone that annoyed me just erased from the universe.
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Re-iNcarnated
04/27/18 2:07:15 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Re-iNcarnated posted...
TC confirmed having a 3 boner.

Nah. If I could've just picked one, I'd have taken Amara (the darkness) from Supernatural. She was God's sister and had limitless power. It'd be sweet to see anyone that annoyed me just erased from the universe.


Yeah, but like who remembers anything from Supernatural anymore? That show was relevant like 8 years ago, max.
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TheCyborgNinja
04/27/18 2:08:16 AM
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Re-iNcarnated posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Re-iNcarnated posted...
TC confirmed having a 3 boner.

Nah. If I could've just picked one, I'd have taken Amara (the darkness) from Supernatural. She was God's sister and had limitless power. It'd be sweet to see anyone that annoyed me just erased from the universe.


Yeah, but like who remembers anything from Supernatural anymore? That show was relevant like 8 years ago, max.

Seasons 1-5 were awesome... So yeah, like 8 years ago. I still watch it with my wife though. She's in love with Dean Winchester.
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Big_Nabendu
04/27/18 2:08:54 AM
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Number 9 is my favorite number
Thanks john Lennon!!!
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Gafemage
04/27/18 2:09:16 AM
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Picked #7. Probably my third most preferable choice tbqh.
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YourDrunkFather
04/27/18 2:23:15 AM
#9:


A bunch of mediocre Hooters girls. Does this mean I'm a polygamist?
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Shotgunnova
04/27/18 2:25:43 AM
#10:


Always bet on 5.
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chill02
04/27/18 3:22:13 AM
#11:


7

@Guy_Fieri
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Guy_Fieri
04/27/18 8:28:00 AM
#12:


chill02 posted...
7

@Guy_Fieri

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