Current Events > DrizztLink plays Max Payne 3: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Bullet Time. Spoils.

(+) Yeah! (+)

80/80

I've gotten a ways in before, but starting from the top.

Yes I am very proud of that title.
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As far as plot goes, the first game has been such a tough act to follow.
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This is a long opening.
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This is a bit trickier than RE4.

My Spanish is way better than my Portuguese.
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In a nightclub.

Pop pop watching Brazilians drop.
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Found the ex cop.

C'mon man, do you really think now is the time for family photo show-and-tell?
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I wish we could get HD remakes of the first 2 games.
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...

As far as plot goes, the first game has been such a tough act to follow.

you mean Max Payne 2.

the first Max Payne had a great atmosphere, but shitty story; it just kept name-dropping other shit, trying to be like other shit
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I'm not very good at this game.

Haven't died yet, but I'm out of painkillers.

Also I got the brunette executed once.
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Not sure why I'm bothering with the grinds.

XP is pretty useless these days.
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Got put into a Last Man Standing on top of a grenade.

Beat a challenge for them, immediately died.
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The game is clunky as hell to play.

Oh horse shit.

I KNOW I didn't miss a shot sniping in the stadium covering Passos.

No achievements.
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"Fucking no dick asshole I ain't scared of you you fucking spray tan Guido douche"

Says the girl in the leopard print jacket. To the armed man (who is admittedly a Guido douche).

I am definitely in Jersey.
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I shot a guy in the face, from the ground, through a bar window, THROUGH A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD.

That should be worth a medal.
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Next play John woo stranglehold
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I keep fucking myself over because the buttons are screwy.

Reload is X. It is always supposed to be X.
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I'm still disappointed that LA Noire was ported to this gen, and not Max Payne 3.
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Care.
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