Current Events > Oh Dear! My wife found our teenage son's "sock" in his closet.

(+) Yeah! (+)

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she should know better than to root through a teenage boy's laundry

I told her when she went to get a clothes hamper for his room to make him pick up his clothes.
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I used a white shirt >_>

I'm just glad my mom never brought it up. At the time, I thought I was so clever. But she definitely knew since she did all the laundry
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the key was, to keep a dedicated article of clothing stashed behind your bed and use it until it's stiff as a board, then sneak it into the next load of laundry yourself

i learned that one the hard way growing up

treewojima posted...

the key was, to keep a dedicated article of clothing stashed behind your bed and use it until it's stiff as a board, then sneak it into the next load of laundry yourself

i learned that one the hard way growing up

More or less what I did. But after trial and error. :(
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Imagine not deeding over the toilet.
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dolomedes posted...

if he's old enough to come, he's old enough not to have his mother do his laundry.

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I just used tissue. I don't know why anyone would use clothes.

Alkaloid posted...

I used a white shirt >_>

I'm just glad my mom never brought it up. At the time, I thought I was so clever. But she definitely knew since she did all the laundry

Im sure she isn't going to say anything or whatever. Ive already talked to him and his brother about masturbation and all that. I don't want them to have such a guilt trip over it like I had growing up in a religious home. It's a part of life and that's how I left it.

But this too .... lazy kid lol

dolomedes posted...

if he's old enough to come, he's old enough not to have his mother do his laundry.

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There were also times I'd use a towel because I wanted to see how far I could make it go

The answer is the entire queen bed width <_<
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dolomedes posted...

paper towels/toilet paper what's wrong with y'all

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Solar_Crimson posted...

dolomedes posted...

if he's old enough to come, he's old enough not to have his mother do his laundry.

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