Poll of the Day > From tomorrow onwards, you will be under the protection of the US Secret Service

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do_ob_tpkillr
04/24/18 12:03:59 AM
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24/7 protection for the next 365 days. Full suite usually reserved for US presidents.

How excited or upset are you?
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WastelandCowboy
04/24/18 12:28:58 AM
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If I was suddenly under the full protection of the US Secret Service, I'd be considerably worried and paranoid, as there's no logical reason for this update. I have zero interest in politics. I have no cultural, economical, political, or strategical importance to the country's well-being. I also don't need taxpayer money being spent on my protection.
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helIy
04/24/18 12:32:50 AM
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i would freak the fuck out and wonder what i did to have this happen

then i'd ask them if they could get me a gallon of hi-c orange
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Lokarin
04/24/18 12:49:31 AM
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literally wouldn't affect me
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FellWolf
04/24/18 1:05:16 AM
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That would be a very boring job for them. I'd ask if I get any money outta this so I can wait my job and travel and make them at least have something to do.
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Syntheticon
04/24/18 2:06:35 AM
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Obviously I'd want to know why if it wasn;t already made clear, then I'd go into a wide variety of random places, both friendly and entirely unsafe for lulz-I mean if drumpf can waste their time and money, why shouldn't I?
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