Current Events > The 38 year old I'm dating wants me to bone her 5 times a day

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I_Stay_Noided
04/23/18 10:45:55 PM
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OwlRammer
04/23/18 10:54:20 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/23/18 10:56:22 PM
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She didnt mean with you
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TheCurseX2
04/23/18 10:57:00 PM
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38 years old.

No thanks, grandma.
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CEPHALOPODBUZZ
04/23/18 10:57:54 PM
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"Damn woman"

lmao
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J E S U S
04/23/18 10:58:25 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
38 years old.

No thanks, grandma.

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chill02
04/23/18 11:04:18 PM
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pics?
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eggcorn
04/23/18 11:05:08 PM
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lol TC hiding the the text before where he asked wyd?
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UncleBourbon33
04/23/18 11:05:10 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
38 years old.

No thanks, grandma.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/24/18 11:35:20 AM
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shit that didn't happen for 500
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SomeonesAlt
04/24/18 11:36:02 AM
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chill02 posted...
pics?

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I_Stay_Noided
04/24/18 11:51:50 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
She didnt mean with you

eggcorn posted...
lol TC hiding the the text before where he asked wyd?

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Lost_All_Senses
04/24/18 11:54:09 AM
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How much sex did she have in that hour it took for her to text you back?
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I_Stay_Noided
04/24/18 11:55:33 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How much sex did she have in that hour it took for her to text you back?

You're not good at telling time are you

Or the fact that the s8 messenger shows a new timestamp every 10 minutes
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CEPHALOPODBUZZ
04/24/18 11:58:01 AM
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talking like that is how you lose a woman, cringe
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thelovefist
04/24/18 11:59:18 AM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
chill02 posted...
pics?

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Megaman50100
04/24/18 12:01:25 PM
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fire and music
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I_Stay_Noided
04/24/18 12:01:35 PM
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CEPHALOPODBUZZ posted...
talking like that is how you lose a woman, cringe

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad
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thelovefist
04/24/18 12:04:03 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
CEPHALOPODBUZZ posted...
talking like that is how you lose a woman, cringe

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

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langystar
04/24/18 12:09:40 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
CEPHALOPODBUZZ posted...
talking like that is how you lose a woman, cringe

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

zGuUOL3
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SavenForever
04/24/18 12:09:53 PM
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Congrats TC. You are living the dream.
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Poiuyt
04/24/18 12:10:48 PM
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thelovefist posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
chill02 posted...
pics?

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JxOxNxIxCxS
04/24/18 12:14:00 PM
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Ive always wanted to meet a woman with a high sex drive
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Lost_All_Senses
04/24/18 12:15:40 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
How much sex did she have in that hour it took for her to text you back?

You're not good at telling time are you

Or the fact that the s8 messenger shows a new timestamp every 10 minutes


I don't understand any of this tbh.
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tremain07
04/24/18 12:19:01 PM
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This topic IMAO, also, nobody is suspicious about that fire?
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TheCyborgNinja
04/24/18 12:21:32 PM
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Lol she's horny
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pikachupwnage
04/24/18 12:38:37 PM
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I_Stay_Noided
04/24/18 12:42:42 PM
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PhazonReborn
04/24/18 1:26:53 PM
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Hmm

I'm officially jelly TC
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P4wn4g3
04/24/18 1:31:14 PM
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Wow. That's a lot of sex.
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Offworlder1
04/24/18 2:15:09 PM
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If she were 10 years younger it would be great, at 38 most women have lost their sex appeal unless they are actresses or porn stars.
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tremain07
04/24/18 2:16:04 PM
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Who knows, maybe she's really skilled despite her looks and she's going to show TC heaven.
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The Top Crusader
04/24/18 2:18:25 PM
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That seems like too much on a consistent daily basis. >_>
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_Krave_
04/24/18 2:35:01 PM
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Still no pics?
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Akagami_Shanks
04/24/18 2:40:14 PM
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38 huh

thats someones grandma smh
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WafflehouseJK
04/24/18 2:42:32 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

So....

Uh....

Are we just gonna ignore this?
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Big_Nabendu
04/24/18 2:43:14 PM
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Pics or you lieing
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cellus523
04/24/18 4:04:25 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

So....

Uh....

Are we just gonna ignore this?

Seems so, unless TC wants to elaborate on that.
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Sayoria
04/24/18 4:05:53 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
38 years old.

No thanks, grandma.


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Offworlder1
04/24/18 4:12:01 PM
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Also 5 times a day is just not fun, twice a day is great but 5 times is way to much especially with a woman who no longer has her looks.
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lordofmud
04/24/18 4:15:01 PM
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Hey TC. Don't post pics. In fact, stop talki g about this on any kind of detail level. Don't lose a good thing.

Also, anal.
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P4wn4g3
04/24/18 4:21:50 PM
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cellus523 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

So....

Uh....

Are we just gonna ignore this?

Seems so, unless TC wants to elaborate on that.

Didn't notice that was TC's post. Thought it was some random person.
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I_Stay_Noided
04/24/18 4:53:50 PM
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cellus523 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

So....

Uh....

Are we just gonna ignore this?

Seems so, unless TC wants to elaborate on that.

my ex fiancee was married to the man she was telling me was her dad

she was 31, he was 59, when we first got together she told me he was her dad

spoiler alert, it wasnt her dad but actually her husband who thought i was her gay best friend
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Tyrannosaurus
04/24/18 5:03:00 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
cellus523 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

So....

Uh....

Are we just gonna ignore this?

Seems so, unless TC wants to elaborate on that.

my ex fiancee was married to the man she was telling me was her dad

she was 31, he was 59, when we first got together she told me he was her dad

spoiler alert, it wasnt her dad but actually her husband who thought i was her gay best friend

What a nice lady.
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Drowning__Fish_
04/24/18 5:04:26 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
cellus523 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...

Last woman I lost was because I found out she was married to her dad

So....

Uh....

Are we just gonna ignore this?

Seems so, unless TC wants to elaborate on that.

my ex fiancee was married to the man she was telling me was her dad

she was 31, he was 59, when we first got together she told me he was her dad

spoiler alert, it wasnt her dad but actually her husband who thought i was her gay best friend


Every line got significantly better
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Looked gf
04/24/18 5:05:18 PM
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