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008Zulu
04/21/18 4:45:08 AM
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I would like to help anyone here who currently is, or has at some point, experienced; Fear.

Some might say that fear is the great equalizer, what links us all together as a species. But it's not, overcoming our fears makes us better, and us becoming better is what unites us as a species. Now, to the lesson at hand. With a simple 3 step procedure, you too can overcome your fear, and become a better person. All you have to do is follow the 3 F's. Fear it, Face it, Fuck it.

1- Fear it. Identify that which you fear.
2- Face it. By facing your fear, you have shown the resolve to overcome your weakness.
3- Fuck it. By establishing sexual dominance over your fear, it will never be able to have power over you ever again.

Using these steps, I have overcome my own personal fear of dolphins. Of course, such a radical treatment is not without it's drawbacks. For example, I am no longer welcome at Seaworld. But surely a small price to pay for having no fear in your life, yes?
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frozenshock
04/21/18 4:46:16 AM
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Sexual dominance?
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008Zulu
04/21/18 8:34:04 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Sexual dominance?

Be it rock, tree, or self doubt, always strive to be on top.
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awesome999
04/21/18 8:37:05 AM
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I'm scared my big cock will split any woman wanting to get intimate with me in half

Wat do?
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KogaSteelfang
04/21/18 8:37:52 AM
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Is this @WilliamPorygon ?
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BlueScum
04/21/18 8:39:52 AM
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How do you fuck heights?
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Darkrobotisback
04/21/18 8:41:52 AM
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1. Accept that not all fears can be "dominated". It's simply part of human nature.
2.if you accept #. 1, then the best solution to cope w/ # 1, is too accept it as a part of you
3. If you follow steps #1 & #2, you will come to a realization that there's a way to overcome your fear
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KogaSteelfang
04/21/18 8:44:20 AM
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BlueScum posted...
How do you fuck heights?

Oh hey, mines other people.
And spiders...
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salandrews
04/21/18 8:49:53 AM
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Yeah okay the last guy that did this ended up in Arkham
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WilliamPorygon
04/21/18 11:20:01 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Is this @WilliamPorygon ?

No, I've never been afraid of dolphins.
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008Zulu
04/21/18 10:11:32 PM
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awesome999 posted...
I'm scared my big cock will split any woman wanting to get intimate with me in half

Wat do?

Use your penis, and not a fighting rooster.
BlueScum posted...
How do you fuck heights?

Go to the nearest skyscrapper, or flag pole, and scream "I am not afraid of heights!" while engaging it.
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