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Another_Voice 04/19/18 7:26:29 PM #1:	The guy holds black belts in Judo, Sambo and Kyokushin, and grandmaster status in Taekwondo. Since it's well known that the KGB received Spetznas training, it's reasonable to assume that he probably knows Systema as well. If all the world's leaders had a no-holds-barred battle royale to determine rulership of the world, you would be learning to speak Russian in very short order. Putin would karate chop Trump and bitchslap Justin Trudeau to the floor (and do totally sick Judo flips while doing so). He would put the Queen of England in a dragon sleeper and laugh while making her suck his dick. Putin's a real man. How can you even live with yourself, being such a turbovirgin compared to him? <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:899958254] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>The guy holds black belts in Judo, Sambo and Kyokushin, and grandmaster status in Taekwondo. Since it's well known that the KGB received Spetznas training, it's reasonable to assume that he probably knows Systema as well. If all the world's leaders had a no-holds-barred battle royale to determine rulership of the world, you would be learning to speak Russian in very short order. Putin would karate chop Trump and bitchslap Justin Trudeau to the floor (and do totally sick Judo flips while doing so). He would put the Queen of England in a dragon sleeper and laugh while making her suck his dick. Putin's a real man. How can you even live with yourself, being such a turbovirgin compared to him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patchwork 04/19/18 7:28:00 PM #3:	I would fuck Putin up tbh, before being mercilessly tortured and killed by his secret police. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:899958345] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>I would fuck Putin up tbh, before being mercilessly tortured and killed by his secret police.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/19/18 7:28:14 PM #4:	Another_Voice posted... --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:899958361] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote><cite>Another_Voice posted...</cite> <quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 04/19/18 7:28:31 PM #5:	If Vladimir Putin got beat in karate he would be Sadimir Putin --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:899958379] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>If Vladimir Putin got beat in karate he would be Sadimir Putin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 04/19/18 7:28:52 PM #6:	he's old and a manlet --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:899958395] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>he's old and a manlet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 04/20/18 8:04:31 AM #8:	he short tho --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:899983712] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>he short tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 04/20/18 8:09:55 AM #9:	Another_Voice posted... How can you even live with yourself, being such a turbovirgin compared to him? Quite easily. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:899983874] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote><cite>Another_Voice posted...</cite> <quote>How can you even live with yourself, being such a turbovirgin compared to him? </quote> Quite easily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 04/20/18 7:43:16 PM #10:	Sad! <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:900018023] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>Sad!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 04/20/18 7:44:22 PM #11:	see i TOLD you all there are russian troll bots on this site! HERES ONE NOW! --- One in a Million, TWICE! Dahyun is BEST. <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:900018067] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>see i TOLD you all there are russian troll bots on this site! HERES ONE NOW!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sphyx 04/20/18 11:40:09 PM #12:	Ivynn posted... he short tho --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:900028981] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>he short tho</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bevan306 04/20/18 11:42:11 PM #13:	he'd need a ladder --- http://rateyourmusic.com/~bevan http://i.imgur.com/5Ta28.jpg <cite>bevan306 posted [p:900029072] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>he'd need a ladder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainCrunch 04/20/18 11:43:51 PM #14:	Well, yeah, dude was trained to kill. I don't think anyone has ever denied his athletic ability. --- Strawberry milk is superior to chocolate milk. <cite>CaptainCrunch posted [p:900029159] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>Well, yeah, dude was trained to kill. I don't think anyone has ever denied his athletic ability.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/20/18 11:43:56 PM #15:	I got a kyokushin green belt bjj blue and some boxing and wrestling experience. Age might help me get a win tbh. Probs not though. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:900029163] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>I got a kyokushin green belt bjj blue and some boxing and wrestling experience. Age might help me get a win tbh. Probs not though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/20/18 11:48:51 PM #16:	If ol' vlady tried that ninja crap on me I'd slap that bitch so fast, I ain't try'na hear that shit. If he has a problem then he knows where to find me. come get some bitch --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:900029377] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>If ol' vlady tried that ninja crap on me I'd slap that bitch so fast, I ain't try'na hear that shit. If he has a problem then he knows where to find me. come get some bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snowman9267 04/20/18 11:52:31 PM #17:	leverageblargh posted... - math major at an ivy league university - yet at the same time he's also the most well-versed when it comes to arts + culture - has a great mind for mathematics yet is also probably the only person here who can expound on feminist critical theory or the semiotics of cinema - conversant in most matters literary, cinematic, music, artistic, etc - he's one of the few, if not the only, people here who read interesting magazines like the Paris Review - he hosts his own college radio show where he plays avant garde/ outsider / left field music - a genuine depth of understanding and original insight on most matters he speaks about - excellent writer with a genuine appreciation for great prose style meanwhile most of ce doesn't really care to know much about anything but engineering, video games, blockbuster films, etc - math majors at ivy league universities - yet at the same time they're also the most well-versed when it comes to arts + culture - have a great mind for mathematics yet are probably the only people who can expound on feminist critical theory or the semiotics of cinema - conversant in most matters literary, cinematic, music, artistic, etc - they're one of the few, if not the only, people who read interesting magazines like the Paris Review - they host their own college radio shows where they play avant garde/ outsider / left field music - a genuine depth of understanding and original insight on most matters they speak about - excellent writers with a genuine appreciation for great prose style meanwhile most of ce doesn't really care to know much about anything but engineering, video games, blockbuster films, etc I'd invest in some mouthwash after gargling someone's balls so lovingly. Gracious. --- plays the Grismal flute <cite>snowman9267 posted [p:900029525] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote><cite>leverageblargh posted...</cite> <quote>- math major at an ivy league university - yet at the same time he's also the most well-versed when it comes to arts + culture - has a great mind for mathematics yet is also probably the only person here who can expound on feminist critical theory or the semiotics of cinema - conversant in most matters literary, cinematic, music, artistic, etc - he's one of the few, if not the only, people here who read interesting magazines like the Paris Review - he hosts his own college radio show where he plays avant garde/ outsider / left field music - a genuine depth of understanding and original insight on most matters he speaks about - excellent writer with a genuine appreciation for great prose style meanwhile most of ce doesn't really care to know much about anything but engineering, video games, blockbuster films, etc - math majors at ivy league universities - yet at the same time they're also the most well-versed when it comes to arts + culture - have a great mind for mathematics yet are probably the only people who can expound on feminist critical theory or the semiotics of cinema - conversant in most matters literary, cinematic, music, artistic, etc - they're one of the few, if not the only, people who read interesting magazines like the Paris Review - they host their own college radio shows where they play avant garde/ outsider / left field music - a genuine depth of understanding and original insight on most matters they speak about - excellent writers with a genuine appreciation for great prose style meanwhile most of ce doesn't really care to know much about anything but engineering, video games, blockbuster films, etc</quote> I'd invest in some mouthwash after gargling someone's balls so lovingly. Gracious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 04/21/18 3:01:35 PM #18:	LOL. <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:900055857] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote>LOL.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 04/21/18 3:04:24 PM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs" data-time=" --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:900055971] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 04/21/18 3:07:00 PM #20:	snowman9267 posted... I'd invest in some mouthwash after gargling someone's balls so lovingly. Gracious. It's a copy pasta for... I'm too drunk to remember his name. Dragoneer, there you go. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:900056089] in Vladimir P... [t:76532858]...</cite> <quote><cite>snowman9267 posted...</cite> <quote>I'd invest in some mouthwash after gargling someone's balls so lovingly. Gracious.</quote> It's a copy pasta for... I'm too drunk to remember his name. Dragoneer, there you go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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