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WhereIsMegaMan
04/18/18 12:38:25 PM
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I was riding the public bus and sat on one of the higher elevated seats in the back of the bus. The girl was sitting on one of the lower level seats and her phone screen's text was large enough for me to see what she was texting and she texted that. I thought it was pretty funny too because she was a skinny nerdy looking type of a girl so she's one of the last girls I'd expect to send a message like that to her boyfriend I assume.
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Kid_Buu
04/18/18 12:38:50 PM
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she was sending it to your dad
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Muffinz0rz
04/18/18 12:39:32 PM
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that's some vanilla-ass sexting right there
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Fam_Fam
04/18/18 12:39:38 PM
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she wasn't sending it to anyone, she wanted YOU to see it

you effed up
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Foppe
04/18/18 12:40:51 PM
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A true gentleman would have offered to help her.
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RetsuZaiZen
04/18/18 12:41:30 PM
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WhereIsMegaMan posted...
. I thought it was pretty funny too because she was a skinny nerdy looking type of a girl so she's one of the last girls I'd expect to send a message like that


I will never understand this logic.
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Fam_Fam
04/18/18 12:43:39 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
WhereIsMegaMan posted...
. I thought it was pretty funny too because she was a skinny nerdy looking type of a girl so she's one of the last girls I'd expect to send a message like that


I will never understand this logic.


yeah doesnt make any sense
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DarkChozoGhost
04/18/18 12:44:56 PM
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WhereIsMegaMan posted...
she was a skinny nerdy looking type of a girl so she's one of the last girls I'd expect to send a message like that

They're actually the most likely to send texts like that
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hollow_shrine
04/18/18 12:45:23 PM
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As if anyone has ever wanted to ride a flaccid penis, girl bye. If you're riding a dick, we can assume it's erect. She's overly descriptive and gives away that she has no idea what she's talking about or how to successfully dirty talk.

The lesson to all of us, is be yourself. If you try and fake it, attentive people will notice the falseness.
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I4NRulez
04/18/18 12:45:46 PM
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Girls enjoy sex too, just not with TC tho
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thelovefist
04/18/18 12:45:48 PM
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You're showing your virginity TC
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treewojima
04/18/18 12:46:19 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
As if anyone has ever wanted to ride a flaccid penis, girl bye. If you're riding a dick, we can assume it's erect. She's overly descriptive and gives away that she has no idea what she's talking about or how to successfully dirty talk.


2/10 would not bang
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Kid_Buu
04/18/18 12:50:25 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
As if anyone has ever wanted to ride a flaccid penis, girl bye. If you're riding a dick, we can assume it's erect. She's overly descriptive and gives away that she has no idea what she's talking about or how to successfully dirty talk.

The lesson to all of us, is be yourself. If you try and fake it, attentive people will notice the falseness.

i think ive said this before, but i love you, man
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MTRodaba2468
04/19/18 12:47:16 PM
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WhereIsMegaMan posted...
I thought it was pretty funny too because she was a skinny nerdy looking type of a girl so she's one of the last girls I'd expect to send a message like that to her boyfriend I assume.


One of my exes is the textbook definition of a "skinny nerdy looking type of girl". She was also probably the most sexually forward and adventurous people I've ever been with. It's not an uncommon thing.
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catboy0_0
04/19/18 12:48:51 PM
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I saw a girl text NWS I'm going to send your dick to the moon
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SteveNebraska
04/19/18 12:50:01 PM
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that text was to me
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DevsBro
04/19/18 12:52:39 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
I saw a girl text NWS I'm going to send your dick to the moon

Yikes, I hope the guy got away.
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