Current Events > I'm with a woman at a fast food place and she's dipping her fries in mayo.
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AlabamaLove 04/17/18 12:58:06 PM #1: |
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frozenshock 04/17/18 12:58:35 PM #2: |
Better mayo than menstrual blood ie ketchup
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ImmortalityV 04/17/18 12:58:46 PM #3: |
Have sex with her then dump her
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MorbidFaithless 04/17/18 12:59:23 PM #4: |
Marry her
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RchHomieQuanChi 04/17/18 12:59:39 PM #5: |
Have a dump with her then sex her
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AlabamaLove 04/17/18 3:08:12 PM #6: |
Guys she used enough mayo to cover 10 burgers
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Giant_Aspirin 04/17/18 3:08:46 PM #7: |
maybe shes Dutch
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Tmo_1992 04/17/18 3:09:38 PM #8: |
break up with her and then have sex with her
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Axiom 04/17/18 3:11:32 PM #9: |
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Forlorn_Ass 04/17/18 3:11:36 PM #10: |
you haven't tried that?
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Fantastein 04/17/18 3:12:15 PM #11: |
MorbidFaithless posted...
Marry her --- Son of a submariner! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/17/18 3:13:22 PM #12: |
In japan, they dip fries in mayo there.
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ForestLogic 04/17/18 3:16:09 PM #13: |
It's a European thing. A common dipping sauce in Belgium is a bunch of mayo missed with diced onions and a squirt of ketchup.
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eggcorn 04/17/18 3:16:50 PM #14: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
maybe shes Dutch --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 04/17/18 3:17:50 PM #15: |
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Cornmuffins 04/17/18 3:18:55 PM #16: |
Vomit on her food
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Slimfizzle 04/17/18 3:19:53 PM #17: |
Have sex in her dump
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UrCa1988 04/17/18 3:21:09 PM #18: |
Chipotle mayo is a god tier fry sauce.
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uwnim 04/17/18 3:24:38 PM #19: |
Dipping fries in mayo is pretty common in some places.
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AlabamaLove 04/17/18 4:22:05 PM #20: |
uwnim posted...
Dipping fries in mayo is pretty common in some places. Europe can shove that nastiness --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlabamaLove 04/17/18 4:22:53 PM #21: |
The best common fry condiment is honey mustard tbh
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NeoBowser 04/17/18 4:32:55 PM #22: |
Aw yeah honey mustard and remoulade.
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kuwab0 04/17/18 4:36:03 PM #23: |
Does she want some AlabamaLove Mayo
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Axiom 04/17/18 4:36:13 PM #24: |
AlabamaLove posted...
The best common fry condiment is honey mustard tbh Literally the only thing I ever liked besides their chicken fries was dipping the regular fries in their honey mustard at BK. Their honey mustard was better than it had any right to be ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 04/17/18 4:38:05 PM #26: |
Disgusting.
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Gafemage 04/17/18 4:39:10 PM #27: |
AlabamaLove posted...
uwnim posted...Dipping fries in mayo is pretty common in some places. Well I mean, Europeans did invent fries in the first place... maybe theyre onto something... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foreverzero212 04/17/18 4:40:34 PM #28: |
I can't even look at mayo without feelin like I need to go to the mayo clinic.
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Teddytalks 04/17/18 4:42:26 PM #29: |
Codiments are disgusting.
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StupidGenius 04/17/18 5:01:59 PM #30: |
People talk about fries in mayo as if it's some insanely bizarre thing, but if I stur in some confit garlic and call it aioli, suddenly it's normal.
It's like how I wouldn't eat six cheese strings back to back, but mozzarella sticks work for some reason. --- "There is no such thing as a 'normal' person; just people you haven't gotten to know well enough yet". http://www.last.fm/user/StupidGenius/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 04/17/18 5:04:59 PM #31: |
Run away
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SageHarpuia 04/17/18 5:08:57 PM #32: |
AlabamaLove posted...
The best common fry condiment is honey mustard tbh --- "You will pay dearly for your futile resistance!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paper_Okami 04/17/18 5:18:49 PM #33: |
AlabamaLove posted...
Guys she used enough mayo to cover 10 burgers death penalty --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paper_Okami 04/17/18 5:19:51 PM #34: |
ForestLogic posted...
It's a European thing. A common dipping sauce in Belgium is a bunch of mayo missed with diced onions and a squirt of ketchup. second worse crime committed by belgium tbh after what they did in the congo. --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeoBowser 04/17/18 5:37:20 PM #35: |
There is one thing though.
In Holland it's very common to put mayo on... ...a lot of things, alongside ketchup. It's like salt and pepper. I am not big on it so I understand people's disgust. But in American TV shows, movies and whatever shit I always see them put mayo on their sandwiches? The combination of veggies with mayo is more nasty to me than anything, at the very least any potato dishes. --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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prince_leo 04/17/18 5:39:53 PM #36: |
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JordanPeterson 04/17/18 6:57:53 PM #37: |
Most places that dip fries in mayo don't use the kind of mayo that we think of here in America. I've been to Holland where dipping fries in mayo is common, but the mayo they use is pretty delicious; not gonna lie.
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OpShaft 04/17/18 7:00:24 PM #38: |
Mayo is fucking nasty and shouldn't exist.
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AlabamaLove 04/17/18 10:20:18 PM #39: |
StupidGenius posted...
People talk about fries in mayo as if it's some insanely bizarre thing, but if I stur in some confit garlic and call it aioli, suddenly it's normal. Fancy mayo is still mayo and is only good sparingly --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 04/17/18 10:22:09 PM #40: |
prince_leo posted...
bbq sauce >>>>>>> This is the real answer though. --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JordanPeterson 04/17/18 10:22:41 PM #41: |
prince_leo posted...
bbq sauce >>>>>>> greater than feces? If so, I agree. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterbarf 04/17/18 10:38:09 PM #42: |
Was the restaurant out of thousand island dressing?
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fuzzylittlbunny 04/17/18 10:42:07 PM #43: |
I've seen people put mayo on fried chicken. Just regular fried chicken; not chicken sandwiches like McChicken kinda stuff. And also spaghetti. That was plain weird.
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HotMaladorianAI 04/17/18 10:54:05 PM #44: |
ForestLogic posted...
It's a European thing. A common dipping sauce in Belgium is a bunch of mayo missed with diced onions and a squirt of ketchup. The downfall of Europe lies in this --- I find your lack of faith disturbing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 04/17/18 10:54:55 PM #45: |
This was one of the first things my girl and I had in common.
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thronedfire2 04/17/18 10:55:27 PM #46: |
frozenshock posted...
Better mayo than menstrual blood ie ketchup I'd rather eat menstrual blood straight from the source than put mayonnaise in my mouth --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlabamaLove 04/17/18 10:57:20 PM #47: |
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
I've seen people put mayo on fried chicken. Just regular fried chicken; not chicken sandwiches like McChicken kinda stuff. And also spaghetti. That was plain weird. my dad used to put sugar on his spaghetti like WTFUCKINGF --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 04/17/18 10:59:03 PM #48: |
AlabamaLove posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...I've seen people put mayo on fried chicken. Just regular fried chicken; not chicken sandwiches like McChicken kinda stuff. And also spaghetti. That was plain weird. that's pretty common to cut down the acidity. but I put sugar in it while it's cooking, not after --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 04/17/18 10:59:58 PM #49: |
thronedfire2 posted...
AlabamaLove posted...fuzzylittlbunny posted...I've seen people put mayo on fried chicken. Just regular fried chicken; not chicken sandwiches like McChicken kinda stuff. And also spaghetti. That was plain weird. Dude. Use honey. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 04/17/18 11:01:16 PM #50: |
MrResetti posted...
thronedfire2 posted...AlabamaLove posted...fuzzylittlbunny posted...I've seen people put mayo on fried chicken. Just regular fried chicken; not chicken sandwiches like McChicken kinda stuff. And also spaghetti. That was plain weird. that's sugar --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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