Poll of the Day > Some asshole in a jumpsuit and hockey mask woke me up banging on my front door

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Far-Queue
04/13/18 7:11:40 AM
#1:


Think he's looking for gardening work, he's holding a machete. Not sure, though. He won't say a word when I ask what he wants. Maybe he's drunk.

What do?
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zebatov
04/13/18 7:14:11 AM
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Is this Canada? If this is Canada, offer him Nanaimo Bars or a pull-out Chesterfield.
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green dragon
04/13/18 7:14:34 AM
#3:


Call his mother
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LaggnFragnLarry
04/13/18 7:25:27 AM
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i think ive seen a porno that started out like this
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LinkPizza
04/13/18 7:40:43 AM
#5:


Are you a teenager partaking in premarital sex?
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Andromicus
04/13/18 8:12:05 AM
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