Current Events > Scenario: You get $1000 for each punch to your face

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do_ob_tpkillr 04/12/18 11:48:44 PM #1:	How many will you take? - Results (7 votes) 1 14.29% (1 votes) 1 2 42.86% (3 votes) 3 3 0% (0 votes) 0 4 0% (0 votes) 0 5 0% (0 votes) 0 6 0% (0 votes) 0 7 0% (0 votes) 0 8 0% (0 votes) 0 9 0% (0 votes) 0 10 or more 42.86% (3 votes) 3 You're only allowed to wear a mouth guard The man punching you will be current Mike Tyson wearing MMA gloves. He will not go easy on you. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:899565718] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote> How many will you take? - Results (7 votes) 1 14.29% (1 votes) 1 2 42.86% (3 votes) 3 3 0% (0 votes) 0 4 0% (0 votes) 0 5 0% (0 votes) 0 6 0% (0 votes) 0 7 0% (0 votes) 0 8 0% (0 votes) 0 9 0% (0 votes) 0 10 or more 42.86% (3 votes) 3 You're only allowed to wear a mouth guard The man punching you will be current Mike Tyson wearing MMA gloves. He will not go easy on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 04/12/18 11:49:11 PM #2:	Wouldn't do it for 100K <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:899565741] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't do it for 100K</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainCrunch 04/12/18 11:50:10 PM #3:	Hell nah that dude still got a nasty hook. --- Strawberry milk is superior to chocolate milk. <cite>CaptainCrunch posted [p:899565784] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>Hell nah that dude still got a nasty hook.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 04/12/18 11:50:58 PM #4:	clearaflagrantj posted... Wouldn't do it for 100K Of course not, that would be 100 punches! --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:899565816] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't do it for 100K</quote> Of course not, that would be 100 punches!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 04/12/18 11:51:03 PM #5:	Ill take that lick --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:899565817] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>Ill take that lick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 04/12/18 11:51:34 PM #6:	Even current Tyson could probably punch my head off. No thanks. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:899565841] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>Even current Tyson could probably punch my head off. No thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 04/12/18 11:51:41 PM #7:	MMA gloves? No. Boxing gloves? Id try --- Stand for the anthem or sit for the game! <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:899565848] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>MMA gloves? No. Boxing gloves? Id try</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 04/12/18 11:53:13 PM #8:	2 I'm a frail lad and physical pain is an easy way to get me to cry. --- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:899565922] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>2 I'm a frail lad and physical pain is an easy way to get me to cry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 04/12/18 11:53:49 PM #9:	voted 10 or more before seeing Mikey --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:899565954] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>voted 10 or more before seeing Mikey</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/12/18 11:55:51 PM #10:	clearaflagrantj posted... Wouldn't do it for 100K This. Nobody responding is gonna make more than a thousand unless you just tell him to keep beating you while unconscious. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:899566044] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't do it for 100K</quote> This. Nobody responding is gonna make more than a thousand unless you just tell him to keep beating you while unconscious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/12/18 11:59:09 PM #11:	I'll take several. do_ob_tpkillr posted... The man punching you will be current Mike Tyson wearing MMA gloves. He will not go easy on you. You know, on second thought... --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:899566210] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>I'll take several. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>The man punching you will be current Mike Tyson wearing MMA gloves. He will not go easy on you.</quote> You know, on second thought...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 04/13/18 12:13:40 AM #12:	CanuckCowboy posted... This. Nobody responding is gonna make more than a thousand unless you just tell him to keep beating you while unconscious. DevsBro posted... You know, on second thought... But it's current Mike. 51 years old and way past his prime. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:899566781] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>This. Nobody responding is gonna make more than a thousand unless you just tell him to keep beating you while unconscious.</quote> <cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>You know, on second thought...</quote> But it's current Mike. 51 years old and way past his prime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 04/13/18 12:32:33 AM #13:	do_ob_tpkillr posted... But it's current Mike. 51 years old and way past his prime. That dude's still gonna be able to knock you hard. I mean even a regular guy punching you is gonna hurt; just imagine it's a trained professional known for how hard he hits shit. Even though he's not "Iron" anymore, he'll still cause way more pain than $1,000 per hit :< ...Hell, I bet even a single punch could send you to the hospital and cost you more than $1,000. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:899567465] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>But it's current Mike. 51 years old and way past his prime. </quote> That dude's still gonna be able to knock you hard. I mean even a regular guy punching you is gonna hurt; just imagine it's a trained professional known for how hard he hits shit. Even though he's not "Iron" anymore, he'll still cause way more pain than $1,000 per hit :< ...Hell, I bet even a single punch could send you to the hospital and cost you more than $1,000.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/13/18 12:34:38 AM #14:	I tell him to keep hitting me until I pass out, then hit me four more times --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:899567550] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>I tell him to keep hitting me until I pass out, then hit me four more times</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/13/18 12:37:04 AM #15:	fuzzylittlbunny posted... do_ob_tpkillr posted... But it's current Mike. 51 years old and way past his prime. That dude's still gonna be able to knock you hard. I mean even a regular guy punching you is gonna hurt; just imagine it's a trained professional known for how hard he hits shit. Even though he's not "Iron" anymore, he'll still cause way more pain than $1,000 per hit :< ...Hell, I bet even a single punch could send you to the hospital and cost you more than $1,000. This. I saw a 50 year old Dan Severn fucking destroy a much bigger 22 year old. Tyson at 60 getting even one free shot would destroy the vast vast vast majority of people. At best you get significant dental damage. More likely you get that and concussed. And possibly both of those and a broken jaw / orbital / nose. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:899567635] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>But it's current Mike. 51 years old and way past his prime. </quote> That dude's still gonna be able to knock you hard. I mean even a regular guy punching you is gonna hurt; just imagine it's a trained professional known for how hard he hits shit. Even though he's not "Iron" anymore, he'll still cause way more pain than $1,000 per hit :< ...Hell, I bet even a single punch could send you to the hospital and cost you more than $1,000.</quote> This. I saw a 50 year old Dan Severn fucking destroy a much bigger 22 year old. Tyson at 60 getting even one free shot would destroy the vast vast vast majority of people. At best you get significant dental damage. More likely you get that and concussed. And possibly both of those and a broken jaw / orbital / nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 04/13/18 12:42:23 AM #16:	Well...Unless you're like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIW5KtUUxY" data-time=" Just swap kick for punch and balls for face. Also, lol Ptesticlees --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:899567849] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>Well...Unless you're like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIW5KtUUxY" data-time=" Just swap kick for punch and balls for face. Also, lol Ptesticlees</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
8-bit_Biceps 04/13/18 12:52:16 AM #17:	Voted without reading because the poll title made me think it was just that simple, so I voted. CONSTRUCT YA DAMN POLLS BETTA. <cite>8-bit_Biceps posted [p:899568203] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>Voted without reading because the poll title made me think it was just that simple, so I voted. CONSTRUCT YA DAMN POLLS BETTA.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crennigo 04/13/18 2:23:04 AM #18:	Kelystic posted... voted 10 or more before seeing Mikey Lol me too, please help xD <cite>crennigo posted [p:899571110] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote>voted 10 or more before seeing Mikey</quote> Lol me too, please help xD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 04/13/18 2:27:27 AM #19:	None The damages each punch will cost me more than 1 grand. Im sure theres a equilibrium for punchs you should take and not die. Maybe if he was pulling his punches and going easy id take one just to say i did it. But not if hes putting power in them --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:899571242] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>None The damages each punch will cost me more than 1 grand. Im sure theres a equilibrium for punchs you should take and not die. Maybe if he was pulling his punches and going easy id take one just to say i did it. But not if hes putting power in them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 04/13/18 2:34:14 AM #20:	where the hell is the "hell no" option? 10+ punches even from old tyson would either kill or cripple almost anyone. just 1 punch and your medical bills would be way more with him breaking your face. <cite>creativeme posted [p:899571427] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote>where the hell is the "hell no" option? 10+ punches even from old tyson would either kill or cripple almost anyone. just 1 punch and your medical bills would be way more with him breaking your face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 04/13/18 2:40:04 AM #21:	do_ob_tpkillr posted... The man punching you will be current Mike Tyson 0 I like living. --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:899571603] in Scenario: ... [t:76512240]...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>The man punching you will be current Mike Tyson</quote> 0 I like living.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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