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WhereIsMegaMan
04/11/18 9:31:49 PM
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They're often unstable and unsuitable for maintaining a relationship.
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DavidWong
04/11/18 9:34:13 PM
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I remember when I was in Alabama on my US trip, my friend and I did some white water rafting, and the owner of the business' daughter drove us back to our hotel in a gigantic pickup truck. She was 17 and started asking if we wanted to come to some bible group that night or something.

She was basically every southern US stereotype: Super friendly, drove a pick up truck, extremely religious.
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CasualGuy
04/11/18 9:36:34 PM
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pickup trucks
girls who wear those camoflague sweatshirts that have bright pink on them (wtf even???)
girls who like "muddin" ie driving cars/atvs through mud puddles for shits and giggles
girls obsessed with horses
girls obsessed with Harley Quinn

they be crazy
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/11/18 9:37:00 PM
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The worst girl I was with drove a truck... That bitch was a fucking psycho and I'd love to tell you guys why I think that but it's not very GameFAQs friendly.
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chill02
04/11/18 9:37:24 PM
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that's my fetish
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Slimfizzle
04/11/18 9:38:12 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
The worst girl I was with drove a truck... That bitch was a fucking psycho and I'd love to tell you guys why I think that but it's not very GameFAQs friendly.

Ah come on man don't be shy. I won't bite unless you want me to
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1337toothbrush
04/11/18 9:43:26 PM
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gguirao
04/13/18 6:00:55 PM
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I just want one who can drive.
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Dash_Harber
04/13/18 6:05:02 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
pickup trucks
girls who wear those camoflague sweatshirts that have bright pink on them (wtf even???)
girls who like "muddin" ie driving cars/atvs through mud puddles for shits and giggles
girls obsessed with horses
girls obsessed with Harley Quinn

they be crazy


My wife loves Harley Quinn and her best friend loves horses.

I'm doomed.
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pres_madagascar
04/13/18 6:05:36 PM
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This last girl I was dating threatened to kill me then herself, so yeah.
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