Current Events > The perfect girl but she will only let you smang* it in missionary

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MacadamianNut3
04/09/18 9:19:55 PM
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And the entire time she will look you dead in the eyes while not blinking and perfectly impersonating Tom Brokaw doing a random replay of ABC Nightly News. If you try to stop her from doing this in any way or look away more than 5 seconds at a time she dies

*=the sexual act where one smashes it and bangs
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Zeeak4444
04/09/18 9:21:23 PM
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Came in to say only if the eye games on point.

Clearly that isn't the case so hard pass.
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MacadamianNut3
04/09/18 9:21:48 PM
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Ok bigot
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Grindcorp9000
04/09/18 9:22:32 PM
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I would rather never have sex instead of only missionary.
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Zeeak4444
04/09/18 9:24:10 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Ok bigot

It is what it is.
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MacadamianNut3
04/09/18 9:29:21 PM
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Nobody called me out for saying ABC instead of NBC so I win this one
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RoboLaserGandhi
04/09/18 9:34:41 PM
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That's my fetish.

I can't have sex any other way
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more_cow_bell
04/09/18 9:37:42 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
And the entire time she will look you dead in the eyes while not blinking and perfectly impersonating Tom Brokaw doing a random replay of NBC Nightly News.

now that is the perfect girl. i do Walter Cronkite
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