Poll of the Day > youre a vampire and married a human

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lolamericans
04/06/18 10:59:42 PM
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she was your childhood sweetheart and you love each other very much. since youre a vampire, you stopped aging in your twenties and still continue to attract hotter and younger women while your wife is now old and ugly but she still loves you very much. are you going to stay with her until she dies?
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Lokarin
04/06/18 11:00:13 PM
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Sure.
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WastelandCowboy
04/06/18 11:01:41 PM
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That doesn't make sense. If I'm a vampire, I've been living for hundreds of years. If she was my childhood sweetheart, that'd easily make her over a hundred years old, and probably long-since dead.
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Cruddy_horse
04/06/18 11:09:52 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
That doesn't make sense. If I'm a vampire, I've been living for hundreds of years. If she was my childhood sweetheart, that'd easily make her over a hundred years old, and probably long-since dead.


Being a vampire wouldn't automatically mean you're from the 1800 hundreds or before, you could have been born(or turned depending on how this is supposed to work) in say, 2000 and only now you're closing in on your first century.
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VeeVees
04/06/18 11:21:54 PM
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Ya, duh?
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wwinterj25
04/06/18 11:34:19 PM
#7:


lolamericans posted...
are you going to stay with her until she dies?


Well being as I love her yes. I'd probably be smarter and turn her into a Vampire when she's young and hot though so we can be together forever.
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EnvyFox
04/07/18 1:45:25 AM
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Why not? At that age, the old broad is probably going to die any minute now anyway! HA HA HA HA HA!

No but, seriously, I'd stay with her.
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LinkPizza
04/07/18 1:49:09 AM
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Yeah. I would. But like wwinterj25 was saying, why not turn her into a vampire when she was younger. And then we could be together forever...
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LittleRoyal
04/07/18 1:52:04 AM
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Im immortal
I can wait a few years. Not to be a jerk I just mean even if it came down to me just waiting

But I feel like Id still love her after living with her all my life and truly loving her just because she physically aged past me wed still be mentally on par

Well. If I even liked girls but you get my point
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FellWolf
04/07/18 1:54:28 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Well. If I even liked girls but you get my point


In this hypothetical situation you're a male vampire attractes to females. So this wasn't needed.
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LittleRoyal
04/07/18 2:01:15 AM
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FellWolf posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Well. If I even liked girls but you get my point


In this hypothetical situation you're a male vampire attractes to females. So this wasn't needed.

Okay, but Im covering my based because in some parts I dont even have to say anything and people begin questioning my gender.

One person even said taco or hot dog thats gross
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ASlaveObeys
04/07/18 2:01:35 AM
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I'm way too selfish. I'd have turned like 4 different chicks into vamps and cycle through them.
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TallTamryu
04/07/18 3:05:18 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
If I even liked girls but you get my point

RIGHT!
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wolfy42
04/07/18 11:37:26 AM
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Aha!! You said you have a point so you must be a guy!! (I am just joking btw!:)
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gguirao
04/07/18 1:27:58 PM
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Yes.
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