Current Events > My moms friends did a surprise visit to convince me why I NEED to get MARRIED.

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FFVII_REMAKE 04/01/18 3:59:26 PM #1:	Like holy fuck.... why is being single at 30 a crisis in my family? Seriously, this is some War on gaza bullshit. I've been in several relationships in the past and they have never just worked out for me. "KEEP TRYING! You'll find the right one!!!!" they said and I told them NO but they always say "so who's going to take care of you when you become old and frail?" Like what the fuck.... I just want to live life the way how I want to live it. The social norm is go to school, get a job, get a wife, have kids, buy a home, buy some cars, then pay for all these debts including your childrens education until you die. Not to mention all the problems that come from all of this.... plus if you ever decide to bail out, then your wife automatically gets half of your income annually and you still have to pay your children for child support and education fees. Do single people deal with this bullshit? No. So why the fuck should I have to follow what the majority in society does? <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:898882316] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>Like holy fuck.... why is being single at 30 a crisis in my family? Seriously, this is some War on gaza bullshit. I've been in several relationships in the past and they have never just worked out for me. "KEEP TRYING! You'll find the right one!!!!" they said and I told them NO but they always say "so who's going to take care of you when you become old and frail?" Like what the fuck.... I just want to live life the way how I want to live it. The social norm is go to school, get a job, get a wife, have kids, buy a home, buy some cars, then pay for all these debts including your childrens education until you die. Not to mention all the problems that come from all of this.... plus if you ever decide to bail out, then your wife automatically gets half of your income annually and you still have to pay your children for child support and education fees. Do single people deal with this bullshit? No. So why the fuck should I have to follow what the majority in society does?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 04/01/18 4:00:20 PM #2:	the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick --- "There is value in segregation." - qwertyman2002 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:898882359] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 04/01/18 4:01:01 PM #3:	They just want you to get to enjoy a bj now and again. Otherwise you'll end up getting warped on increasingly extreme porn. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:898882390] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>They just want you to get to enjoy a bj now and again. Otherwise you'll end up getting warped on increasingly extreme porn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 04/01/18 4:01:02 PM #4:	move to alaska. never contact them again. <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:898882393] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>move to alaska. never contact them again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 04/01/18 4:01:18 PM #5:	ill marry you to get your moms friend off your back --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:898882404] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>ill marry you to get your moms friend off your back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 04/01/18 4:01:26 PM #6:	society cucked your family, don't let it happen to you. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:898882412] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>society cucked your family, don't let it happen to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 04/01/18 4:03:17 PM #7:	I would've demanded they leave the moment it became clear what their intention was. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:898882500] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>I would've demanded they leave the moment it became clear what their intention was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 04/01/18 4:10:47 PM #8:	FFVII_REMAKE posted... Do single people deal with this bullshit? No. So why the fuck should I have to follow what the majority in society does? My mom brings it up every once in a while, but she's not bad about the way it sounds like your family is. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:898882885] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote>Do single people deal with this bullshit? No. So why the fuck should I have to follow what the majority in society does?</quote> My mom brings it up every once in a while, but she's not bad about the way it sounds like your family is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 04/01/18 4:11:30 PM #9:	bang the mom's friend --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:898882920] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>bang the mom's friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EdgeMaster 04/01/18 4:15:27 PM #10:	Lol the divorce rate os at 50 ish % now days. Factor in your salary getting cut in half, not seeing your kids, etc. and it's a real bad deal with very little to gain. To me that's the pilot on my skydiving adventures telling us half our parachutes won't open, who still wants to jump? --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire <cite>EdgeMaster posted [p:898883083] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>Lol the divorce rate os at 50 ish % now days. Factor in your salary getting cut in half, not seeing your kids, etc. and it's a real bad deal with very little to gain. To me that's the pilot on my skydiving adventures telling us half our parachutes won't open, who still wants to jump?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 04/01/18 4:18:44 PM #11:	Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl. --- I/\ \|_\| <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:898883215] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/01/18 4:20:20 PM #12:	Get with your moms friends. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:898883286] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>Get with your moms friends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thecoolgu 04/01/18 4:20:31 PM #13:	Get married at a courthouse. It doesn't cost much and a big fuss doesn't have to be made. --- This signature only exists because my post would be eccentric without it. <cite>thecoolgu posted [p:898883295] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>Get married at a courthouse. It doesn't cost much and a big fuss doesn't have to be made.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JustMonika 04/01/18 4:25:47 PM #14:	My aunts give me shit for being single every time I see them. --- https://i.imgur.com/ywpB1ar.gif <cite>JustMonika posted [p:898883520] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>My aunts give me shit for being single every time I see them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFVII_REMAKE 04/01/18 9:57:42 PM #15:	Pepys Monster posted... Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl. Because I don't want to have to support a wife and kids which will be the biggest cost to you next to your home. Just imagine how much money and time you'll have if you don't have a wife or some kids. <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:898899396] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl.</quote> Because I don't want to have to support a wife and kids which will be the biggest cost to you next to your home. Just imagine how much money and time you'll have if you don't have a wife or some kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 04/01/18 10:00:10 PM #16:	FFVII_REMAKE posted... Pepys Monster posted... Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl. Because I don't want to have to support a wife and kids which will be the biggest cost to you next to your home. Just imagine how much money and time you'll have if you don't have a wife or some kids. im a man so i cant get pregnant so you would only need to support me so seriously man gets down on one knee will be marry me? --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:898899519] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl.</quote> Because I don't want to have to support a wife and kids which will be the biggest cost to you next to your home. Just imagine how much money and time you'll have if you don't have a wife or some kids.</quote> im a man so i cant get pregnant so you would only need to support me so seriously man gets down on one knee will be marry me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mirage_004 04/01/18 10:03:12 PM #17:	Good thing I don't live close to my family. --- FC: 1865-4665-0936 <cite>mirage_004 posted [p:898899662] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>Good thing I don't live close to my family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 04/01/18 10:03:42 PM #18:	AlephZero posted... the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick I like this gimmick more and more --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:898899691] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote>the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick</quote> I like this gimmick more and more</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 04/01/18 10:05:46 PM #19:	EdgeMaster posted... Lol the divorce rate os at 50 ish % now days. Factor in your salary getting cut in half, not seeing your kids, etc. and it's a real bad deal with very little to gain. To me that's the pilot on my skydiving adventures telling us half our parachutes won't open, who still wants to jump? 'Yo, fuck that. I'm not goin'!' --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:898899796] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>EdgeMaster posted...</cite> <quote>Lol the divorce rate os at 50 ish % now days. Factor in your salary getting cut in half, not seeing your kids, etc. and it's a real bad deal with very little to gain. To me that's the pilot on my skydiving adventures telling us half our parachutes won't open, who still wants to jump?</quote> 'Yo, fuck that. I'm not goin'!'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/01/18 10:05:50 PM #20:	yusiko posted... FFVII_REMAKE posted... Pepys Monster posted... Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl. Because I don't want to have to support a wife and kids which will be the biggest cost to you next to your home. Just imagine how much money and time you'll have if you don't have a wife or some kids. im a man so i cant get pregnant so you would only need to support me so seriously man gets down on one knee will be marry me? Bruh, why are you not jumping on this?! <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:898899799] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>yusiko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Why wouldn't you want to? I can't wait to marry my girl.</quote> Because I don't want to have to support a wife and kids which will be the biggest cost to you next to your home. Just imagine how much money and time you'll have if you don't have a wife or some kids.</quote> im a man so i cant get pregnant so you would only need to support me so seriously man gets down on one knee will be marry me?</quote> Bruh, why are you not jumping on this?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 04/01/18 10:07:59 PM #21:	You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games? --- https://i.imgur.com/lwkIVOb.png <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:898899890] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote>You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFVII_REMAKE 04/01/18 11:56:39 PM #22:	REMercsChamp posted... You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games? Better than having to deal with a wife yelling at you telling you need to spend more time with your children on your day off or spend more time with her at one of her friends birthday party even if you worked 6 days a week. So yeah, fuck that bullshit. When you're a single man with a job, you can do whatever the fuck you want as opposed to married men with children. Am I not right? <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:898904895] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games?</quote> Better than having to deal with a wife yelling at you telling you need to spend more time with your children on your day off or spend more time with her at one of her friends birthday party even if you worked 6 days a week. So yeah, fuck that bullshit. When you're a single man with a job, you can do whatever the fuck you want as opposed to married men with children. Am I not right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 04/01/18 11:58:23 PM #23:	FFVII_REMAKE posted... REMercsChamp posted... You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games? Better than having to deal with a wife yelling at you telling you need to spend more time with your children on your day off or spend more time with her at one of her friends birthday party even if you worked 6 days a week. So yeah, fuck that bullshit. When you're a single man with a job, you can do whatever the fuck you want as opposed to married men with children. Am I not right? You're right in the sense that there are people living like that. You seem to have a very negative view of what it's like being in a relationship. I also find it strange that you're so hung up on marriage when you're 30 and single. Maybe start with a relationship and see if your cartoon-like view of the world changes. --- https://i.imgur.com/lwkIVOb.png <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:898904960] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games?</quote> Better than having to deal with a wife yelling at you telling you need to spend more time with your children on your day off or spend more time with her at one of her friends birthday party even if you worked 6 days a week. So yeah, fuck that bullshit. When you're a single man with a job, you can do whatever the fuck you want as opposed to married men with children. Am I not right?</quote> You're right in the sense that there are people living like that. You seem to have a very negative view of what it's like being in a relationship. I also find it strange that you're so hung up on marriage when you're 30 and single. Maybe start with a relationship and see if your cartoon-like view of the world changes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EdgeMaster 04/02/18 12:47:03 PM #24:	REMercsChamp posted... You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games? I'm sure you have plenty of things to keep you busy being single with a full salary only you touch. Boredom and loneliness would be from being a hermit. You could end up in the same place after she takes half your shit for playing golf one too many weekends or because you called her out for cheating. Batman and James Bond didn't get married and seems to work for them. --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire <cite>EdgeMaster posted [p:898925877] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games?</quote> I'm sure you have plenty of things to keep you busy being single with a full salary only you touch. Boredom and loneliness would be from being a hermit. You could end up in the same place after she takes half your shit for playing golf one too many weekends or because you called her out for cheating. Batman and James Bond didn't get married and seems to work for them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFVII_REMAKE 04/02/18 11:57:20 PM #25:	REMercsChamp posted... FFVII_REMAKE posted... REMercsChamp posted... You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games? Better than having to deal with a wife yelling at you telling you need to spend more time with your children on your day off or spend more time with her at one of her friends birthday party even if you worked 6 days a week. So yeah, fuck that bullshit. When you're a single man with a job, you can do whatever the fuck you want as opposed to married men with children. Am I not right? You're right in the sense that there are people living like that. You seem to have a very negative view of what it's like being in a relationship. I also find it strange that you're so hung up on marriage when you're 30 and single. Maybe start with a relationship and see if your cartoon-like view of the world changes. I've been in 3 relationships and they didn't work out for me. Constantly being nagged about buying or doing something for her, getting upset at trivial things, boring ass stories, getting called or texts every other hour, etc. Single people don't have to deal with this bullshit. <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:898961930] in My moms fr... [t:76475317]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>You don't NEED to get married but do you ever think you'll end up getting bored and lonely just hoarding your money to pay for rent and video games?</quote> Better than having to deal with a wife yelling at you telling you need to spend more time with your children on your day off or spend more time with her at one of her friends birthday party even if you worked 6 days a week. So yeah, fuck that bullshit. When you're a single man with a job, you can do whatever the fuck you want as opposed to married men with children. Am I not right?</quote> You're right in the sense that there are people living like that. You seem to have a very negative view of what it's like being in a relationship. I also find it strange that you're so hung up on marriage when you're 30 and single. Maybe start with a relationship and see if your cartoon-like view of the world changes.</quote> I've been in 3 relationships and they didn't work out for me. Constantly being nagged about buying or doing something for her, getting upset at trivial things, boring ass stories, getting called or texts every other hour, etc. Single people don't have to deal with this bullshit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > My moms friends did a surprise visit to convince me why I NEED to get MARRIED.