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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 3:10:01 PM
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Goku stomps. Ultra Instinct OP fam!
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lilORANG
04/01/18 3:11:30 PM
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jesus turns the water in goku's cells to wine

gg
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A_Good_Boy
04/01/18 3:12:49 PM
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lilORANG posted...
jesus turns the water in goku's cells to wine

gg

Then Goku proceeds to give Jesus a drunken monkey beatdown.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 3:13:27 PM
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lilORANG posted...
jesus turns the water in goku's cells to wine

gg

Goku uses Mafuba.
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IloveJesus
04/01/18 3:14:49 PM
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Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 3:16:25 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

his friends can collect the Dragon Balls

also Goku can just use the Evil Containment Wave so Jesus won't die
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IloveJesus
04/01/18 3:17:41 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

his friends can collect the Dragon Balls

also Goku can just use the Evil Containment Wave so Jesus won't die


Hold on a minute, you're changing the rules and letting them get their mates involved? Jesus definitely wins then.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 3:19:20 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

his friends can collect the Dragon Balls

also Goku can just use the Evil Containment Wave so Jesus won't die


Hold on a minute, you're changing the rules and letting them get their mates involved? Jesus definitely wins then.

thats after the fight though
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IloveJesus
04/01/18 3:23:02 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

his friends can collect the Dragon Balls

also Goku can just use the Evil Containment Wave so Jesus won't die


Hold on a minute, you're changing the rules and letting them get their mates involved? Jesus definitely wins then.

thats after the fight though


Yeah right. God will totally follow your rules...
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A_Good_Boy
04/01/18 3:40:24 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

You act like Goku hasn't escaped from hell before.
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lilORANG
04/01/18 3:41:18 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

You act like Goku hasn't escaped from hell before.

he only escaped from HFIL in my dub.
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Banjo2553
04/01/18 3:41:43 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Goku wins, but is damned for eternity in doing so, and hasn't really achieved anything because Jesus comes back a few days later.

You act like Goku hasn't escaped from hell before.

Has he ever been in hell? I thought it was whatever kind of purgatory the universe has. I know Cell and Frieza are in hell.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 3:42:05 PM
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wait when did goku go to hell
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A_Good_Boy
04/01/18 4:10:17 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
wait when did goku go to hell

When he fell off Snake Way.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 4:11:29 PM
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was this filler?

ive only read the manga
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A_Good_Boy
04/01/18 4:16:39 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
was this filler?

ive only read the manga

I'm pretty sure him falling off Snake Way and having an adventure in hell only occurs in the anime. In the manga, hell is only just referenced and Goku is warned that if he falls off then that's where he'll end up.
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Turbam
04/01/18 4:17:18 PM
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Jesus is a pacifist.
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A_Good_Boy
04/01/18 4:18:38 PM
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Turbam posted...
Jesus is a pacifist.

Goku doesn't give a shit about any of that. He'll bug the heck out of him till he puts up his dukes.
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Dyinglegacy
04/01/18 4:19:22 PM
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Jesus would stand there and let Goku beat him, probably.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/01/18 6:00:07 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
was this filler?

ive only read the manga

I'm pretty sure him falling off Snake Way and having an adventure in hell only occurs in the anime. In the manga, hell is only just referenced and Goku is warned that if he falls off then that's where he'll end up.

ok thanks
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GiftedACIII
04/01/18 6:21:43 PM
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Goku wouldn't be able to go ultra instinct since he has to be pushed to it.
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BillyKidd
04/01/18 6:24:01 PM
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Jesus would treat Goku like a money lender in a temple.
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