Current Events > Your best friend asks for you to give him a handjob. Do you do it?

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IdiotMachine 03/31/18 10:00:07 PM #1:	Topic. Yes. No. View Results Note: The prompt is written for a heterosexual male with a male best friend with ambiguous sexuality (i.e. you do not know if he is hetero or homo); change the sexes in the description to the appropriate sex that you do not find sexually attractive. If you are bisexual, pretend the friend is someone who you are absolutely, 100%, not sexually into. Your male friend is single, and his hands and arms were in a hardened cast for the past four months. Due to his injuries, he might have to be in this state for up to a year. He opens up to you, and says that he hasn't been able to release in all that time, and begs you to give him a handjob. Do you give him a handjob? <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:898846052] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote> Topic. Yes. No. View Results Note: The prompt is written for a heterosexual male with a male best friend with ambiguous sexuality (i.e. you do not know if he is hetero or homo); change the sexes in the description to the appropriate sex that you do not find sexually attractive. If you are bisexual, pretend the friend is someone who you are absolutely, 100%, not sexually into. Your male friend is single, and his hands and arms were in a hardened cast for the past four months. Due to his injuries, he might have to be in this state for up to a year. He opens up to you, and says that he hasn't been able to release in all that time, and begs you to give him a handjob. Do you give him a handjob?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 03/31/18 10:16:26 PM #2:	Actually had my best friend do this, said no though --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:898846857] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>Actually had my best friend do this, said no though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 03/31/18 10:20:42 PM #3:	Nah I tell him to get a hoe for that --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:898847067] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>Nah I tell him to get a hoe for that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 03/31/18 10:21:14 PM #4:	No, Im straight. --- Stand for the anthem or sit for the game! <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:898847100] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>No, Im straight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 03/31/18 10:22:30 PM #5:	No, he should just ask his mom for help. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:898847148] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>No, he should just ask his mom for help.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ben_Ruggiero 03/31/18 10:22:48 PM #6:	Your not heterosexual if you agree to give your bro a handy. Might as well suck it too. --- A wiseguy never pays for his drinks <cite>Ben_Ruggiero posted [p:898847167] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>Your not heterosexual if you agree to give your bro a handy. Might as well suck it too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 03/31/18 10:23:50 PM #7:	nah. --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:898847216] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>nah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 03/31/18 10:24:11 PM #8:	sure why not --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:898847240] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>sure why not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoBowser 03/31/18 10:26:19 PM #9:	Yeah --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' <cite>NeoBowser posted [p:898847347] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>Yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid 03/31/18 10:26:20 PM #10:	Ain't nothing gay about a dandy handy Still a no, though. Nocturnal emissions should take care of any "release" problems, so I would refuse simply because my friend is lying to try and get my fingers around his dick. That ain't cool. --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. <cite>Alkaloid posted [p:898847349] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>Ain't nothing gay about a dandy handy Still a no, though. Nocturnal emissions should take care of any "release" problems, so I would refuse simply because my friend is lying to try and get my fingers around his dick. That ain't cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 04/01/18 1:23:38 AM #11:	inloveanddeath0 posted... Actually had my best friend do this, said no though Wut <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:898855338] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote><cite>inloveanddeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>Actually had my best friend do this, said no though</quote> Wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHarenChamp 04/01/18 1:25:28 AM #12:	I would personally pay to hire him a a cheap hooker to do that. --- literally the jags <cite>DanHarenChamp posted [p:898855403] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>I would personally pay to hire him a a cheap hooker to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 04/01/18 1:32:23 AM #13:	Nah. Not into any of my friends at all. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:898855683] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote>Nah. Not into any of my friends at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/01/18 2:00:35 AM #14:	boxington posted... nah. --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:898856801] in Your best ... [t:76473026]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>nah.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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