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Medz1286
03/30/18 11:59:45 AM
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https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/938824/Germany-news-duisburg-state-of-emergency-fight-riot-machetes

Police said they were spat at and had objects hurled at them.
A police official told the newspaper Der Westen: "There are three rival groups. It may be a conflict between Turks, Lebanese and Kurds.

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Awesome
03/30/18 12:06:33 PM
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I repeat: there is no problem in europe
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Kazi1212
03/30/18 12:07:57 PM
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Kinda expected the perpetrators to be from the region they are
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DevsBro
03/30/18 12:11:59 PM
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Good thing only guns can kill people
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The Admiral
03/30/18 12:13:16 PM
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Small price to pay for cultural enrichment.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
03/30/18 12:13:33 PM
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There are three rival groups. It may be a conflict between Turks, Lebanese and Kurds.

Clearly the fault of colonialism. And white people.

Thankfully they have brown skin instead of brown shirts or this might be a problem!
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The Admiral
03/30/18 12:23:30 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Clearly the fault of colonialism. And white people.


56CI7UF
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NeonOctopus
03/30/18 12:24:38 PM
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tennisdude818
03/30/18 12:58:25 PM
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Assimilation seems to be going as expected.

Edit: why are they fighting each other? Dont they know how great diversity is?
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Pancake
03/30/18 12:59:54 PM
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FaytlessHearts
03/30/18 1:01:15 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Good thing only guns can kill people

This. Wonder if this happened in one of their no go zones lol
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CensorErik
03/30/18 1:04:55 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Good thing only guns can kill people

How many of the people in this incident died? Just curious.
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Pancake
03/30/18 1:07:41 PM
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headline:
State of emergency declared as 80 men brawl with MACHETES

first line:
A HORRIFYING street battle between 60 men

so it would have to be 20 in the time it took to start writing the paragraph.
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therewasatime
03/30/18 1:12:00 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Clearly the fault of colonialism. And white people.


56CI7UF


haha oh shit, such a relatable meme! i am far more liberal than conservative though, but any white person that sees this is going to know what it's talking about right away. well, maybe not ANY, but yeah.
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TroutPaste
03/30/18 1:13:22 PM
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therewasatime posted...
The Admiral posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Clearly the fault of colonialism. And white people.


56CI7UF


haha oh shit, such a relatable meme! i am far more liberal than conservative though, but any white person that sees this is going to know what it's talking about right away. well, maybe not ANY, but yeah.


It should probably say "innocent" and "guilty" instead of those words
And "police evaluation process". Since that's not a liberal it's a police officer.
3/10 meme I've seen better
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DevsBro
03/30/18 2:49:17 PM
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CensorErik posted...
DevsBro posted...
Good thing only guns can kill people

How many of the people in this incident died? Just curious.

I was wondering that myself. The article doesn't say. But also I don't know how much I trust figures from an article that changes its mind from 80 to 60 between the title and the first sentence.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/30/18 4:21:41 PM
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And I'm literally not even one of them.
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DevsBro
03/30/18 4:32:38 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
And I'm literally not even one of them.

Took me a second, lol
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 6:39:53 PM
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A) One thing America doesn't have is gang violence!
B) Turks, Kurds, and Lebanese have been living in and moving to Germany since the mid 20th century. So shitposts like Admiral's about "cultural enrichment" are blatant bs.
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darkjedilink
03/30/18 6:44:14 PM
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Pancake posted...
how did they all end up with machetes? was there a giveaway next door?

With guns harder to come by in Europe, they went to something easy to procure.
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chill02
03/30/18 6:47:06 PM
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ban machetes
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 6:48:32 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Pancake posted...
how did they all end up with machetes? was there a giveaway next door?

With guns harder to come by in Europe, they went to something easy to procure.

So are you admitting gun control works or
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darkjedilink
03/30/18 6:49:41 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Pancake posted...
how did they all end up with machetes? was there a giveaway next door?

With guns harder to come by in Europe, they went to something easy to procure.

So are you admitting gun control works or

Nope, and you gotta be pretty stupid to get that from my comment.

If gun control worked, this wouldn't have happened.
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Broseph_Stalin
03/30/18 6:50:27 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
If gun control worked, this wouldn't have happened.


????????????????
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 6:50:46 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
If gun control worked, this wouldn't have happened.

Is effective gun control supposed to control machetes? Machetes that kill far less people far less quickly?
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scorpion41
03/30/18 6:53:35 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
If gun control worked, this wouldn't have happened.

Is effective gun control supposed to control machetes? Machetes that kill far less people far less quickly?


Well you dont bring a knife to a gun fight.
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Broseph_Stalin
03/30/18 6:55:01 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Well you dont bring a knife to a gun fight.


Yeah, the problem with this riot is that there weren't enough guns.

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ASithLord7
03/30/18 6:55:58 PM
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i.imgur.com/lrmXqkh.png

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darkjedilink
03/30/18 7:06:14 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
If gun control worked, this wouldn't have happened.

Is effective gun control supposed to control machetes? Machetes that kill far less people far less quickly?

Effective gun control was supposed to prevent this kind of stuff in the first place.

At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

As a matter of fact, this, Parkland, Pulse, and more than a few other examples prove that the government, no matter how draconian the firearms laws, will not protect you, and it's foolish and short-sighted to give up your fundamental rights to self-defense thinking the government will.
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Broseph_Stalin
03/30/18 7:07:12 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Effective gun control was supposed to prevent this kind of stuff in the first place.

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ASithLord7
03/30/18 7:07:44 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

If the Parkland attacker had a machete much fewer people (if any) would have died.
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Broseph_Stalin
03/30/18 7:09:20 PM
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Few things are more entertaining to watch than a conservative trying to formulate a coherent argument.
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ROBANN_88
03/30/18 7:10:33 PM
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leave it to CE to take a story on a knife fight in Germany, and make it about guns in america
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 7:10:54 PM
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I like how he's gone from "they used machetes instead of guns because of European gun control"

to

"Gun control is pointless because they used machetes anyways"
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scorpion41
03/30/18 8:06:29 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

If the Parkland attacker had a machete much fewer people (if any) would have died.


But the number of injuries would have been substantially higher since it would have taken longer for people to realize what was happening. There was a stabbing spree in a Pennsylvania school where several people were injured before anyone knew what was going on. With a gun at least you know after the first shot.
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IfGodCouldDie
03/30/18 8:12:11 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
I like how he's gone from "they used machetes instead of guns because of European gun control"

to

"Gun control is pointless because they used machetes anyways"

No shit lol.
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E32005
03/30/18 8:13:51 PM
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the problem isnt guns or knives its stupid fucking immigration policies that left these varying groups in the same fucking areas of the city instead of being dispersed amongst the population to assimilate into german society.
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 8:49:47 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

If the Parkland attacker had a machete much fewer people (if any) would have died.


But the number of injuries would have been substantially higher since it would have taken longer for people to realize what was happening. There was a stabbing spree in a Pennsylvania school where several people were injured before anyone knew what was going on. With a gun at least you know after the first shot.


Better 10 nonfatal injuries than 1 death

E32005 posted...
the problem isnt guns or knives its stupid fucking immigration policies that left these varying groups in the same fucking areas of the city instead of being dispersed amongst the population to assimilate into german society.


As I said earlier, Turks and Kurds and Lebanese have been living in Germany for decades. Learn to read
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scorpion41
03/30/18 9:01:15 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
scorpion41 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

If the Parkland attacker had a machete much fewer people (if any) would have died.


But the number of injuries would have been substantially higher since it would have taken longer for people to realize what was happening. There was a stabbing spree in a Pennsylvania school where several people were injured before anyone knew what was going on. With a gun at least you know after the first shot.


Better 10 nonfatal injuries than 1 death


So youre fine with multiple injuries as long as its not a gun. You have issues, buddy...
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ROBANN_88
03/30/18 9:03:32 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
As I said earlier, Turks and Kurds and Lebanese have been living in Germany for decades. Learn to read


and yet, they have apparently failed to integrate into German society.
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 9:08:13 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
scorpion41 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

If the Parkland attacker had a machete much fewer people (if any) would have died.


But the number of injuries would have been substantially higher since it would have taken longer for people to realize what was happening. There was a stabbing spree in a Pennsylvania school where several people were injured before anyone knew what was going on. With a gun at least you know after the first shot.


Better 10 nonfatal injuries than 1 death


So youre fine with multiple injuries as long as its not a gun. You have issues, buddy...


Are you actually illiterate or do you just pretend to be?
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A_Good_Boy
03/30/18 9:09:28 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
So

Man it's wild how posts that start with this word are always garbage.
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ItsYourFault
03/30/18 9:10:59 PM
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drugs not thugs?
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FLUFFYGERM
03/30/18 9:11:28 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
At least, that's what we're told - remember, Parkland wouldn't happen if ONLY we banned semi-automatic weapons (never mind the dude was never supposed to be able to buy a firearm to begin with, and wouldn't have been able to had law enforcement just done their job).

If the Parkland attacker had a machete much fewer people (if any) would have died.


Or he'd have made a bomb and killed even more people.
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Uncle Choad
03/30/18 9:14:05 PM
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I like how people don't mind conflict as long as there aren't any weapons (guns) involved.

Let's let these hatreds keep building by making people who hate each other (these people) live together, and then just hope that deadly weapons never appear. I wonder why different people developed their own cultures, languages, religions, regions, etc., when they could have just lived next to each other for thousands of years and beat the shit out of one another instead.

MFW Europe doesn't mind the amount of hatred building up within people...as long as guns are banned.

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CEs_EFG
03/30/18 9:16:06 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...

As I said earlier, Turks and Kurds and Lebanese have been living in Germany for decades. Learn to read


that's fucking stupid considering Germany started taking them by the hundreds of thousands in 2014ish
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 9:20:06 PM
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CEs_EFG posted...
ASithLord7 posted...

As I said earlier, Turks and Kurds and Lebanese have been living in Germany for decades. Learn to read


that's fucking stupid considering Germany started taking them by the hundreds of thousands in 2014ish

Ah yes all those Turkish and Lebanese refugees from Syria

The Turks and Kurds have been moving there since the 60s, and there isnt even a hundred thousand Lebanese living there.

Good lord man
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FLUFFYGERM
03/30/18 9:24:04 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
The Turks and Kurds have been moving there since the 60s, and there isnt even a hundred thousand Lebanese living there.


What percentage of them lived there before 2013-2014?
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CEs_EFG
03/30/18 9:25:04 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Ah yes all those Turkish and Lebanese refugees from Syria


you have to be uninformed as fuck to seriously believe that the refugees are mostly from Syria, they are from all over the middle east and Africa if anything that's one of the talking points about it since they keep taking refugees from places that are not even from Syria

ASithLord7 posted...

Good lord man


Good lord man what an uninformed shit poster you are
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ASithLord7
03/30/18 9:27:04 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The Turks and Kurds have been moving there since the 60s, and there isnt even a hundred thousand Lebanese living there.


What percentage of them lived there before 2013-2014?

Dunno. Likely most of them given what a presence Turks are in German society. Are you under the impression that the Syrian war and refugee crisis has brought notable amounts of Turkish refugees?
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