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Blue_Inigo 03/29/18 11:38:06 PM #1:	The guy had some weird kinks --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:898742910] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>The guy had some weird kinks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 03/29/18 11:38:52 PM #2:	Don't kink shame --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_V1kG6mRc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:898742939] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Don't kink shame</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/29/18 11:39:05 PM #3:	It makes it way easier to hit it and quit it, I guess --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898742948] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>It makes it way easier to hit it and quit it, I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrollSlayer11 03/29/18 11:39:33 PM #4:	He raped her. --- Sunglasses and advil <cite>TrollSlayer11 posted [p:898742969] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>He raped her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 03/29/18 11:39:44 PM #5:	He impregnated a girl in the form of Golden Rain --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:898742975] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>He impregnated a girl in the form of Golden Rain</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 03/29/18 11:39:54 PM #6:	@Zeus You wanna explain --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:898742982] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>@Zeus You wanna explain</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/29/18 11:40:00 PM #7:	can't be rape if its a god --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898742987] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>can't be rape if its a god</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CasualGuy 03/29/18 11:40:21 PM #9:	His dad tried to eat him give the guy a break --- http://i.imgur.com/MoE9O68.gif <cite>CasualGuy posted [p:898743001] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>His dad tried to eat him give the guy a break</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BadCompany 03/29/18 11:40:39 PM #10:	Lord_Shadow posted... @Zeus You wanna explain LOL --- Bad company 'til the day I die. <cite>BadCompany posted [p:898743016] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>@Zeus You wanna explain</quote> LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 03/29/18 11:41:02 PM #11:	Lord_Shadow posted... @Zeus You wanna explain You beat me to it. Haha. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:898743030] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>@Zeus You wanna explain</quote> You beat me to it. Haha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 03/29/18 11:42:07 PM #12:	Poseidon turned into a rain cloud so he could use his droplets to get some chick pregnant. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:898743067] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Poseidon turned into a rain cloud so he could use his droplets to get some chick pregnant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 03/29/18 11:42:48 PM #13:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miqOdFKJCmo" data-time=" --- http://i.imgur.com/bSjS9sW.png <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:898743087] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miqOdFKJCmo" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/29/18 11:43:15 PM #14:	Is that an alpha move or a beta move --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:898743105] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Is that an alpha move or a beta move</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 03/29/18 11:44:38 PM #15:	A_Good_Boy posted... Poseidon turned into a rain cloud so he could use his droplets to get some chick pregnant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A" data-time=" --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:898743164] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote>Poseidon turned into a rain cloud so he could use his droplets to get some chick pregnant.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 03/29/18 11:44:57 PM #16:	Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa? --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:898743182] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sad_Face 03/29/18 11:45:26 PM #17:	Lord_Shadow posted... @Zeus You wanna explain HA --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif <cite>Sad_Face posted [p:898743206] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>@Zeus You wanna explain</quote> HA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/29/18 11:46:02 PM #18:	Zeus is all like --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898743231] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Zeus is all like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 03/29/18 11:46:08 PM #19:	Zeus posted... Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into a lot of animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into Raj and seduced Europa? --- Keeper of the 2018 CEW World Championship Belt. Formerly: TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:898743238] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into a lot of animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into Raj and seduced Europa?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 03/29/18 11:46:10 PM #20:	Smashingpmkns posted... Is that an alpha move or a beta move a rapist move --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:898743241] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Is that an alpha move or a beta move</quote> a rapist move</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 03/29/18 11:46:47 PM #21:	Zeus posted... Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa? </Topic> --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:898743260] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa?</quote> </Topic></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 03/29/18 11:49:16 PM #22:	loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:898743366] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/29/18 11:50:11 PM #23:	Zeus posted... Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa? I heard Zeus is the new bull --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898743412] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa?</quote> I heard Zeus is the new bull</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 03/29/18 11:52:29 PM #24:	It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring. --- http://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:898743507] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 03/29/18 11:53:34 PM #25:	Freddie_Mercury posted... loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed Gods get bored easily. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:898743570] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed</quote> Gods get bored easily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/29/18 11:56:56 PM #26:	Lord_Shadow posted... @Zeus You wanna explain Leda and the Swan, geez doesn't anybody around here know their Greek mythology --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:898743737] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>@Zeus You wanna explain</quote> Leda and the Swan, geez doesn't anybody around here know their Greek mythology</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 03/29/18 11:57:06 PM #27:	Bio1590 posted... The Christian God by comparison is just...boring. Because the only chick that guy ever had sex with was a virgin... and she was still a virgin afterward! --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:898743746] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>The Christian God by comparison is just...boring.</quote> Because the only chick that guy ever had sex with was a virgin... and she was still a virgin afterward!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 03/29/18 11:58:44 PM #28:	He fucked everything that moved. Even more than ditto. In fact, he even fucked ditto. --- http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif http://i.imgur.com/Sus70Yp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/3Alq6H7.gif http://i.imgur.com/cjVX1u8.png <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:898743814] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>He fucked everything that moved. Even more than ditto. In fact, he even fucked ditto.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/30/18 12:04:36 AM #29:	Bio1590 posted... It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring. because its not a myth and not to entertain you its history --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898744094] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring.</quote> because its not a myth and not to entertain you its history</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 03/30/18 12:10:16 AM #30:	The Greek Gods are, like, super-rapey. Of course, it's not like the goddesses were much better: Artemis turned Actaeon into a stag and had his own hunting dogs tear him apart because he (accidentally) stumbled upon her naked. Athena helped Theseus out against Medusa, but she was really just cleaning up her own mess: she turned Medusa into a monster because she had the temerity to get raped by Poseidon in one of her(Athena's) temples. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:898744323] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>The Greek Gods are, like, super-rapey. Of course, it's not like the goddesses were much better: Artemis turned Actaeon into a stag and had his own hunting dogs tear him apart because he (accidentally) stumbled upon her naked. Athena helped Theseus out against Medusa, but she was really just cleaning up her own mess: she turned Medusa into a monster because she had the temerity to get raped by Poseidon in one of her(Athena's) temples.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 03/30/18 12:14:13 AM #31:	Freddie_Mercury posted... loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed Thats kinda gay tbh --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:898744488] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed</quote> Thats kinda gay tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotMaladorianAI 03/30/18 12:14:54 AM #32:	Bio1590 posted... It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring. Hindu>Norse>Aztec>Greek The myths in Judaism/Christianity (like garden of eden) are basically borrowed from older Mesopotamian traditions btw. And Yahweh obviously isnt given an anthropomorphic overlay and is featured solo, unlike all the mythologies I put above. Same with Allah in Islam. Not giving more credence to those religions above something like Hinduism (actually I would personally do the opposite, at least in that case), but I wouldnt bother comparing them point for point about the exploits of their god/gods. --- I find your lack of faith disturbing <cite>HotMaladorianAI posted [p:898744512] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring.</quote> Hindu>Norse>Aztec>Greek The myths in Judaism/Christianity (like garden of eden) are basically borrowed from older Mesopotamian traditions btw. And Yahweh obviously isnt given an anthropomorphic overlay and is featured solo, unlike all the mythologies I put above. Same with Allah in Islam. Not giving more credence to those religions above something like Hinduism (actually I would personally do the opposite, at least in that case), but I wouldnt bother comparing them point for point about the exploits of their god/gods.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 03/30/18 12:17:45 AM #33:	Ray-Ray posted... Bio1590 posted... It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring. because its not a myth and not to entertain you its history So's my story. But it's also entertaining. HotMaladorianAI posted... Hindu>Norse>Aztec>Greek Nope. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:898744640] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>It's honestly kinda interesting how much more inventive they were with the old gods. The Christian God by comparison is just...boring.</quote> because its not a myth and not to entertain you its history</quote> So's my story. But it's also entertaining. <cite>HotMaladorianAI posted...</cite> <quote>Hindu>Norse>Aztec>Greek</quote> Nope.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 03/30/18 12:19:04 AM #34:	Freddie_Mercury posted... loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed Only because he had talked the other gods into agreeing to give this random traveler the sun, the moon, and Freya if he could finish a wall for Asgard in a single season. Well, it turned out he was a giant with a BS magic stallion and it was almost done and the Aesir realized they'd been had and Freya asked them to brutally murder Loki(for being Loki) for her before she had to marry some giant, so Loki had to fix things. That involved seducing the giant's stallion as a sexy mare, because Loki. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:898744688] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed</quote> Only because he had talked the other gods into agreeing to give this random traveler the sun, the moon, and Freya if he could finish a wall for Asgard in a single season. Well, it turned out he was a giant with a BS magic stallion and it was almost done and the Aesir realized they'd been had and Freya asked them to brutally murder Loki(for being Loki) for her before she had to marry some giant, so Loki had to fix things. That involved seducing the giant's stallion as a sexy mare, because Loki.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/30/18 12:21:41 AM #35:	no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time) --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898744792] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fusespliff 03/30/18 12:24:41 AM #36:	ElatedVenusaur posted... Freddie_Mercury posted... loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed Only because he had talked the other gods into agreeing to give this random traveler the sun, the moon, and Freya if he could finish a wall for Asgard in a single season. Well, it turned out he was a giant with a BS magic stallion and it was almost done and the Aesir realized they'd been had and Freya asked them to brutally murder Loki(for being Loki) for her before she had to marry some giant, so Loki had to fix things. That involved seducing the giant's stallion as a sexy mare, because Loki. Imagine Tom Hiddleston researching his role, calling his agent... "Do they really expect me get fucked by a horse?" "Wrong book, Tom" --- ... <cite>fusespliff posted [p:898744921] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElatedVenusaur posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>loki turned into a mare so he could get fucked by a stallion then gave birth to an eight legged horse that became odin's steed</quote> Only because he had talked the other gods into agreeing to give this random traveler the sun, the moon, and Freya if he could finish a wall for Asgard in a single season. Well, it turned out he was a giant with a BS magic stallion and it was almost done and the Aesir realized they'd been had and Freya asked them to brutally murder Loki(for being Loki) for her before she had to marry some giant, so Loki had to fix things. That involved seducing the giant's stallion as a sexy mare, because Loki.</quote> Imagine Tom Hiddleston researching his role, calling his agent... "Do they really expect me get fucked by a horse?" "Wrong book, Tom"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fusespliff 03/30/18 12:27:27 AM #37:	Ray-Ray posted... no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time) Except people did. And now we have people saying that's a load of bull while pushing their "Seriously She's A Virgin" comics for the past 2 millennia. --- ... <cite>fusespliff posted [p:898745031] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time)</quote> Except people did. And now we have people saying that's a load of bull while pushing their "Seriously She's A Virgin" comics for the past 2 millennia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 03/30/18 12:31:21 AM #38:	One time Zeus tried to fuck nobody and Athena burst out of his forehead fully armed. Everyone in olympus all like "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK NOW?!" and Zeus like "NOBODY I SWEAR!" --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:898745181] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>One time Zeus tried to fuck nobody and Athena burst out of his forehead fully armed. Everyone in olympus all like "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK NOW?!" and Zeus like "NOBODY I SWEAR!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 03/30/18 12:48:47 AM #39:	Tyranthraxus posted... One time Zeus tried to fuck nobody and Athena burst out of his forehead fully armed. Everyone in olympus all like "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK NOW?!" and Zeus like "NOBODY I SWEAR!" That was actually the result of Zeus banging Metis, then literally turning her into a fly and eating her up to cover up his tracks from Hera though IIRC. Resulted in a massive headache. And Athena didn't break out on her own either, IIRC Hephaestus had to smash his dad's forehead apart with his trusty chisel and hammer, because Zeus asked him to do that to 'cure' said headache. Greek gods were weird --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:898745849] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>One time Zeus tried to fuck nobody and Athena burst out of his forehead fully armed. Everyone in olympus all like "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK NOW?!" and Zeus like "NOBODY I SWEAR!"</quote> That was actually the result of Zeus banging Metis, then literally turning her into a fly and eating her up to cover up his tracks from Hera though IIRC. Resulted in a massive headache. And Athena didn't break out on her own either, IIRC Hephaestus had to smash his dad's forehead apart with his trusty chisel and hammer, because Zeus asked him to do that to 'cure' said headache. Greek gods were weird</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 03/30/18 1:24:14 AM #40:	Do you think any of the Gods had a Foot fetish? --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:898747109] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Do you think any of the Gods had a Foot fetish?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 03/30/18 1:26:53 AM #41:	Ray-Ray posted... no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time) It's all real. And it's spectacular. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:898747210] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time)</quote> It's all real. And it's spectacular.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fusespliff 03/30/18 1:34:11 AM #42:	Zeus posted... Ray-Ray posted... no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time) It's all real. And it's spectacular. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxYQQoYfMtQ" data-time=" --- ... <cite>fusespliff posted [p:898747444] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>no one seriously believes those dumb greek comics (which they basically are, comics of their time)</quote> It's all real. And it's spectacular.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxYQQoYfMtQ" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/30/18 1:39:05 AM #43:	He also married and fucked his sister and birthed children from his skull and his leg (in the latter case, his leg served as a womb because he burned a woman alive and decided her fetus should live, and his leg was... the point is, that kid grew up to be a a drunk degenerate fuck lol) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:898747590] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>He also married and fucked his sister and birthed children from his skull and his leg (in the latter case, his leg served as a womb because he burned a woman alive and decided her fetus should live, and his leg was... the point is, that kid grew up to be a a drunk degenerate fuck lol)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 03/30/18 1:42:01 AM #44:	I think he had a fetish with cattle. He turned into a bull to seduce Europa, then he got curious how it works the opposite way, so he seduced Io afterwards but turned her into a cow before getting on with the deed. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:898747684] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>I think he had a fetish with cattle. He turned into a bull to seduce Europa, then he got curious how it works the opposite way, so he seduced Io afterwards but turned her into a cow before getting on with the deed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/30/18 1:43:17 AM #45:	Distant_Rainbow posted... I think he had a fetish with cattle. He turned into a bull to seduce Europa, then he got curious how it works the opposite way, so he seduced Io afterwards but turned her into a cow before getting on with the deed. @Choco ;) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:898747734] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote>I think he had a fetish with cattle. He turned into a bull to seduce Europa, then he got curious how it works the opposite way, so he seduced Io afterwards but turned her into a cow before getting on with the deed.</quote> @Choco ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EternalDivide 03/30/18 3:15:42 AM #46:	Yeah. There's a lot of very weird literal fuckery going on it the Zeus legends. --- FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making. I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not. <cite>EternalDivide posted [p:898750509] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. There's a lot of very weird literal fuckery going on it the Zeus legends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crennigo 03/30/18 3:53:09 AM #47:	nevershine posted... Zeus is all like Lol as if any CE man would do different, being in his position. <cite>crennigo posted [p:898751427] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>Zeus is all like </quote> Lol as if any CE man would do different, being in his position.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Second_Chances 03/30/18 3:56:48 AM #48:	they were talking about this on a TV show the other day that show also talked about dildos that shoot fake eggs into you <cite>Second_Chances posted [p:898751489] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>they were talking about this on a TV show the other day that show also talked about dildos that shoot fake eggs into you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 03/30/18 7:10:03 AM #49:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Distant_Rainbow posted... I think he had a fetish with cattle. He turned into a bull to seduce Europa, then he got curious how it works the opposite way, so he seduced Io afterwards but turned her into a cow before getting on with the deed. @Choco ;) --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:898754634] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote>I think he had a fetish with cattle. He turned into a bull to seduce Europa, then he got curious how it works the opposite way, so he seduced Io afterwards but turned her into a cow before getting on with the deed.</quote> @Choco ;)</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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