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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:13:00 PM
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He'll say "okay, sorry" and walk away. Right?
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Kazi1212
03/29/18 7:13:36 PM
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Stuff liberals actually think
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:14:15 PM
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byron posted...
Your mug will scare him off.

Why would my cute looks scare him off?
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Smashingpmkns
03/29/18 7:15:35 PM
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Or you could use judo like a real fucking man smh
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ASithLord7
03/29/18 7:16:50 PM
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You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:17:33 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Or you could use judo like a real fucking man smh

I don't know judo, but I know a some brazilian jiu-jitsu. Why would that be my first resort instead of my last resort?
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KnightofShikari
03/29/18 7:18:21 PM
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Smashingpmkns
03/29/18 7:18:48 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Or you could use judo like a real fucking man smh

I don't know judo, but I know a some brazilian jiu-jitsu. Why would that be my first resort instead of my last resort?


Because real men use their fists in any altercation. Are you a real man?
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MattSFfrd
03/29/18 7:19:12 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?


this was a mile from my house

https://www.centralmaine.com/2017/03/13/police-sidney-home-invasion-leaves-suspect-shot-in-chest/
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:19:57 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?

False. I'm an Army veteran who understands weapon safety.
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MattSFfrd
03/29/18 7:20:17 PM
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also

It was the second time in less than a week that an alleged home invasion was thwarted by a central Maine resident with a handgun. On March 8, a Richmond man shot a stranger who entered his kitchen early in the morning as he was preparing to leave for work.

you can shove your liberal talking points up your ass
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MattSFfrd
03/29/18 7:24:05 PM
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byron posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
also

It was the second time in less than a week that an alleged home invasion was thwarted by a central Maine resident with a handgun. On March 8, a Richmond man shot a stranger who entered his kitchen early in the morning as he was preparing to leave for work.

you can shove your liberal talking points up your ass

statistics = "liberal talking points"

America is doomed.


a human being wrote this un-ironically

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ASithLord7
03/29/18 7:27:59 PM
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MattSFfrd posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?


this was a mile from my house

https://www.centralmaine.com/2017/03/13/police-sidney-home-invasion-leaves-suspect-shot-in-chest/

Are you under the impression that anecdotal evidence outweighs statistical fact
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:29:57 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?


this was a mile from my house

https://www.centralmaine.com/2017/03/13/police-sidney-home-invasion-leaves-suspect-shot-in-chest/

Are you under the impression that anecdotal evidence outweighs statistical fact

So what's your game plan if a bad guy breaks into your home?
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mattnd2007
03/29/18 7:30:24 PM
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Yeah I know how to handle my shotgun. So I think I'll keep it on the chance that some shithead does break into my home.

If anyone gets shot it will be intentionally
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MattSFfrd
03/29/18 7:31:19 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?


this was a mile from my house

https://www.centralmaine.com/2017/03/13/police-sidney-home-invasion-leaves-suspect-shot-in-chest/

Are you under the impression that anecdotal evidence outweighs statistical fact

So what's your game plan if a bad guy breaks into your home?


he's going to go online and show him a statistic saying that he shouldn't be there
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Fin_Dawg_004
03/29/18 7:31:52 PM
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stick to the bread and butter

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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:31:54 PM
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mattnd2007 posted...
Yeah I know how to handle my shotgun. So I think I'll keep it on the chance that some shithead does break into my home.

If anyone gets shot it will be intentionally

But according to liberals, it just isn't possible to use a weapon safely. It isn't possible to understand it or to train with it. It's just not possible.
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YourDrunkFather
03/29/18 7:34:44 PM
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Ya. It's basically like when Dora says "Swiper, no swiping." On Dora the Explorer.

Works the same in real life.
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MattSFfrd
03/29/18 7:36:48 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Yeah I know how to handle my shotgun. So I think I'll keep it on the chance that some shithead does break into my home.

If anyone gets shot it will be intentionally

But according to liberals, it just isn't possible to use a weapon safely. It isn't possible to understand it or to train with it. It's just not possible.


also if a lesbian with a shaved head cries on tv we're supposed to turn in our guns. it's science, i think.
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Cornmuffins
03/29/18 7:37:37 PM
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lol @ not owning a katana
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Kineth
03/29/18 7:44:37 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?

False. I'm an Army veteran who understands weapon safety.


Surely you have some idea of what statistics are, right?
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 7:54:46 PM
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Kineth posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?

False. I'm an Army veteran who understands weapon safety.


Surely you have some idea of what statistics are, right?

Sure, let me ignore my training and experience and turn in my guns.
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MattSFfrd
03/29/18 8:04:03 PM
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byron posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
byron posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
also

It was the second time in less than a week that an alleged home invasion was thwarted by a central Maine resident with a handgun. On March 8, a Richmond man shot a stranger who entered his kitchen early in the morning as he was preparing to leave for work.

you can shove your liberal talking points up your ass

statistics = "liberal talking points"

America is doomed.


a human being wrote this un-ironically

we really are doomed

byron posted...
statistics = "liberal talking points"

America is doomed.


quoting yourself doesn't make it any less stupid
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mehmeh1
03/29/18 8:05:32 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Kineth posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?

False. I'm an Army veteran who understands weapon safety.


Surely you have some idea of what statistics are, right?

Sure, let me ignore my training and experience and turn in my guns.

tbh, debates like this are what makes me think a license (accounting for both mental health and training) is a good compromise (though the downside is that getting a lisence would probably be a hassle due to the queues/lines/however you call them)

Anyways, I wonder what would happen if someone breaks into one's house and the owner just acts chill and is like "you're pretty good, but if you worked under me you could make a better robbery", it'd be hilarious to see
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 8:06:22 PM
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mehmeh1 posted...
Anyways, I wonder what would happen if someone breaks into one's house and the owner just acts chill and is like "you're pretty good, but if you worked under me you could make a better robbery", it'd be hilarious to see

Until the guy gets killed by the robber.
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Kavatar
03/29/18 8:27:08 PM
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A bad guy will not be breaking in to my home.
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Shotgunnova
03/29/18 8:30:17 PM
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I simply ask the robber to help himself.

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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 8:33:53 PM
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Kavatar posted...
A bad guy will not be breaking in to my home.

What makes you so sure?
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dirtycommunist
03/29/18 8:38:55 PM
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I think it's a better first approach than shooting them, assuming you have a gun

Start by saying you won't call the police if they leave now (but you still can and should)
Say you're armed and will shoot if they don't leave
Shoot if they don't leave

It could work. Odds are they came there to rob you, not to kill or be killed.
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LinkPizza
03/29/18 8:40:56 PM
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dirtycommunist posted...
I think it's a better first approach than shooting them, assuming you have a gun

Start by saying you won't call the police if they leave now (but you still can and should)
Say you're armed and will shoot if they don't leave
Shoot if they don't leave

It could work. Odds are they came there to rob you, not to kill or be killed.

But some would probably kill if they had to.
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Turbam
03/29/18 8:42:33 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I simply ask the robber to help himself.

faEyMyo

You tryin to bring back the hi top, bro?
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gmanthebest
03/29/18 8:51:05 PM
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dirtycommunist posted...
I think it's a better first approach than shooting them, assuming you have a gun

Start by saying you won't call the police if they leave now (but you still can and should)
Say you're armed and will shoot if they don't leave
Shoot if they don't leave

It could work. Odds are they came there to rob you, not to kill or be killed.

Alternatively, you could just shoot him and help make the world a little bit better
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bknight
03/29/18 9:03:16 PM
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Should work, most of the time they don't want to rob a place if anyone is there, your mere presence should deter a robber.
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Kavatar
03/29/18 9:04:23 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Kavatar posted...
A bad guy will not be breaking in to my home.

What makes you so sure?

It's just a hunch based on my life experiences up until now and where I live.
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 9:21:11 PM
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Kavatar posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Kavatar posted...
A bad guy will not be breaking in to my home.

What makes you so sure?

It's just a hunch based on my life experiences up until now and where I live.

lol, that's it? A hunch? I hope you don't find yourself in a home invasion scenario where your life is in danger because you thought "it'll never happen to me."
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charey
03/29/18 9:48:33 PM
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First my house has an alarm, so chances are that would scare off any robber.

If it doesnt then I retreat to my bedroom where close quarters can help even out the odds if the intruder does have a gun.

I declare that I have a weapon will use it if he/she tries to get into where I am.

At this point if they approach the bedroom I can assume they intend to kill, I grab any heavy/dangerous object I can and attack with full force as the turn the corner.

I have a sword in my room that is just for decoration but it should be sharp enough to do some damage. Any bat/walking stick/ shovel would also work.

If I won the lottery or had some other reason to think I might be targeted I would buy a gun but right now I have no real use for one except a very rare chance a random phyco decides that my house looks like a fun murder location.
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Pepys Monster
03/29/18 9:55:29 PM
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charey posted...
I declare that I have a weapon will use it if he/she tries to get into where I am.

It's interesting how you're willing to bluff that you have a gun to keep yourself safe, but not actually have a gun.
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TrollSlayer11
03/29/18 10:03:48 PM
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MattSFfrd posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Yeah I know how to handle my shotgun. So I think I'll keep it on the chance that some shithead does break into my home.

If anyone gets shot it will be intentionally

But according to liberals, it just isn't possible to use a weapon safely. It isn't possible to understand it or to train with it. It's just not possible.


also if a lesbian with a shaved head cries on tv we're supposed to turn in our guns. it's science, i think.

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Kavatar
03/29/18 10:34:25 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Kavatar posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Kavatar posted...
A bad guy will not be breaking in to my home.

What makes you so sure?

It's just a hunch based on my life experiences up until now and where I live.

lol, that's it? A hunch? I hope you don't find yourself in a home invasion scenario where your life is in danger because you thought "it'll never happen to me."

The odds are so low that to me, it's worth not owning a gun.
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Kineth
03/30/18 5:22:11 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Kineth posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
You realize that you're more likely to accidentally kill yourself or a family member/friend with your gun than ever be in a situation where you're fending off a home invasion yes?

False. I'm an Army veteran who understands weapon safety.


Surely you have some idea of what statistics are, right?

Sure, let me ignore my training and experience and turn in my guns.


Ok, so you started this topic out as a hypothetical and the person gave their response. Then you made it about yourself. I wasn't speaking about you and I didn't think the person was speaking about you directly. I personally don't care about your ability handle a firearm, but it's good to be skilled at something. Regardless, it looked like your response was meant as a counterargument to what the guy was saying as opposed to you perceiving it as an insult to your ability. If it was the latter, then carry on. Otherwise, go back to the question I asked you and answer it.
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