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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 12:45:30 PM #1: |
Weve been playing foosball for a long time and its probably right that we reform or declare some agreed rules for the game. Like anything, the game can be played however you want. This game is collaborative so feel free to voice if any of these rules dont work for you. We do not have game officials or a rules committee. There is no replay. At the end of the day, all these rules are somewhat subjective but the following guidelines should help consistently rule in any game. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 12:46:04 PM #2: |
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Not even joking he wrote this whole fucking thing this morning EDIT: even sillier bad luck - i get called in mid-game because Guy 2 had to tend to something, I grab the rods for ten seconds, and then he comes back because his call got cancelled. fucking slap to the face, walking all the way in and then dejectedly back to my desk. especially because Guy 4 was out to lunch so I would've next in line, BUT NOPE COINCIDENCE OF COINCIDENCES GUY 6 HAPPENS TO SHOW UP TODAY even funnier bit is the fact that in any other instance, Guy 4 would 100% be down to go wait and take on winners, but in yet another coincidence of the day, he walked back in and got up to leave again because BURGER KING GOT HIS FUCKING ORDER WRONG SO NOW HE'S GOING BACK, which means he's out of commission for another 30-40 minutes between the time it'll take him to go back, then come back and eat. i mean honestly, what are the odds --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 03/29/18 12:46:37 PM #3: |
Is your boss otherwise good at his job/efficient
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Kaname_Madoka 03/29/18 12:47:05 PM #4: |
this gimmick is so weird
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 12:50:22 PM #5: |
Drpooplol posted...
Is your boss otherwise good at his job/efficient nope our team as a whole is hilariously under its number. only one guy out of ten has made their number, and Guy 5 is just a few thousand away from making his. everyone else has no shot. a girl also just put in her two weeks' notice a few days ago because of how little money she's making. Kaname_Madoka posted... this gimmick is so weird ain't a gimmick if it's the truth --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 03/29/18 12:53:06 PM #6: |
Also what do you do for work/what kind of company is it.
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 12:53:33 PM #7: |
Drpooplol posted...
Also what do you do for work/what kind of company is it. Sales job for a reputable cybersecurity company --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkDragon400 03/29/18 12:56:13 PM #8: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Drpooplol posted...Also what do you do for work/what kind of company is it. Are the actual cybersecurity people at least competent? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 03/29/18 12:57:22 PM #9: |
Hey if I apply for your bosses position can you put in a good word for me. I promise to be fair and reasonable with regards to foosball
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 12:59:08 PM #10: |
DarkDragon400 posted...
Are the actual cybersecurity people at least competent? oh yeah nobody in this office actually does the tech work, we're all just sales and logistics (shipping out equipment, dealing with return equipment, etc.) AlisLandale posted... Hey if I apply for your bosses position can you put in a good word for me. I promise to be fair and reasonable with regards to foosball absolutely --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GoIdSocksForWok 03/29/18 12:59:45 PM #11: |
Get back to work
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 1:00:41 PM #12: |
GoIdSocksForWok posted...
Get back to work no. on principle, i refuse to work during the time in which my fellow colleagues are playing foosball. why should i have to work more for the same amount of pay? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 1:24:44 PM #13: |
oh my fucking god
Guy 4 came back with lunch for him and Guy 2 (i guess that was pre-arranged). so he and Guy 2 start eating, which leaves only three people on the table; guys 1, 3, and 6. Only filler options are Guy 5, a.k.a the guy scraping and clawing to hit his quota by the end of the month, and me, one of the four people who are nowhere close to their numbers. LO AND BEHOLD GUY 5 DECIDES HE COULD FORSAKE HIS CHANCE AT A TRIP TO COSTA RICA (reward for hitting 100%+ quota) FOR A QUICK GAME OF FOOSBALL --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 1:53:07 PM #14: |
holy shit my boss actually came over and apologized for bouncing me in such an abrupt fashion
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Muffinz0rz 03/29/18 5:01:22 PM #15: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
holy shit my boss actually came over and apologized for bouncing me in such an abrupt fashion aaaand it's a hollow gesture because i yet again didn't get invited to play for the afternoon sesh --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 03/30/18 10:13:26 AM #17: |
it's so bullshit how whenever i play and the game takes more than 10 minutes, they start saying shit like "wow he sucks the fun out of the game" and "he makes it take forever"
but when anyone else makes a game go long, it's a "great game, very competitive" --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 03/30/18 11:37:59 AM #18: |
jesus fucking christ
so Guy 3 does boxing recreationally and he WON'T STOP TALKIGN ABOUT IT EVERY FUCKING DAY HE HAS TO BRING IT UP, whether it's "oh yeah i'm sparring today" or "i'm so sore from boxing" or "i took a shot to the ribs yesterday and it hurt" let me put it this way if you guys think i talk about foosball a lot - this guy talks about boxing TWICE as much. and also wouldn't pass up a chance to talk about reading Ready Player One, as if it makes him a better person than all the regular moviegoers who didn't read the book --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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