Current Events > *Unsusbscribe from spam email*

(+) Yeah! (+)

*They send another email saying they're sorry to see me go*

GOD DAMN IT STOP SENDING ME STUFF
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*signs up for notifications for sales from a company i give a shit about*

*gets an email 5 minutes later with a creepy title "we know you've been looking at _______ it's not too late to buy now*

*unsubscribes*
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