Current Events > Have you ever had a teacher do something incredibly stupid to get fired?

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I had a biology teacher in high school who regularly snorted cocaine when nobody else was in the classroom. She was caught with a huge stash of it in her desk drawer. Never saw a teacher disappear as suddenly as that. I've always wondered what she could do with her degree now that she needed to look for a job with that on her record. What stories of teachers getting fired do you have?
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He was living in his office and showering in the gym every morning.
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we had a HS teacher with a drinking problem. it was never certain but he always smelled like alcohol. at one point he went on an extended leave. we assumed it was cuz of drinking. we always used to joke around about him but now thinking back on it i feel bad for him. but thats the story of my life, I was a bully and I feel bad for along of things.
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we all failed a physics test and he called us all morons and flicked us off
this was the year after his wife was fired as principal so I think he forgot he was no longer off-limits
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Our English teacher made the only black kid in class have the role of the slave in some Shakespeare play
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Wasn't one of my teachers personally but an English teacher at my middle school was fired when he left a porn tape in the VCR and accidentally started playing it to his first period class instead of the movie they were supposed to watch

As a teacher, i am literally crying at the stupidity of my peers right now
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I had a chemistry teacher in high school totally lose his shit during a lab. People were fuckin around like kids do, and someone threw a frog leg into a bunson burner and all hell broke loose. He came running up screaming, "Is this what this frog died for!? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO LEARN!?!??" Then he came at us with some batch of mystery chemicals and all of a sudden there was a cloud of smoke and a big flash. Next thing I know he's being dragged out of the class by, what looked like wizards or mental health staff from the hospital across the street. I got an A though because I was too "upset" to finish out the semester.

It was great.
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Does fucking little boys count?

Personally got a teacher fired for slapping me in the face because I sat on a chair wrong. Apparently some girl had just split her chin open doing the same thing, but I wasn't in school at the time and had no idea. Teacher saw me, flipped shit, and slapped me talking about "how dare you yadda yadda".
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We had some infamous communications/speech teacher at my high school who apparently got fired right after I had to take her class for a semester. She apparently flipped out on some kid (which she had done in my class all the time), who had the balls to report her, and she got canned eventually. I unfortunately forget the details about what went down exactly but yeah, she was just some fat cranky middle aged lady who lost her mind finally.
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I had a teacher climb on the roof of the first floor because people kept throwing textbooks out the windows.

Our gym teacher got fired on penis inspection day, dunno why though.
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