Poll of the Day > It's not even midnight.

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SunWuKung420
03/25/18 11:53:39 PM
#1:


My wife is asleep.

I'm wide awake.

NCIS is playing.

I'm copying @helIy, with punctuation.

What should I do after I get another beer?

Play some ps4?
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Mead
03/25/18 11:56:11 PM
#2:


SunWuKung420 posted...
What should I do after I get another beer?


Get another beer
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SunWuKung420
03/25/18 11:59:00 PM
#3:


Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
What should I do after I get another beer?


Get another beer


If I hold 2 beers, I can't post.

I'm going to call my older brother now.
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Krazy_Kirby
03/26/18 12:06:54 AM
#4:


SunWuKung420 posted...

What should I do after I get another beer?


look for a job instead of your wife supporting you
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Greenfox111
03/26/18 1:25:56 AM
#5:


i just went to sleep at 10pm cuz i was bored af and kinda lonely and now its 1:30 am and im groggy but can't sleep anymore

also i had a dream where my car broke down in the middle of a dark forest road and one of my bosses came out of the forest and tried to kill me with an ax
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helIy
03/26/18 1:42:12 AM
#6:


it's funny to me how no one can post like me

everyone screws it up when they try
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helIy
03/26/18 1:45:24 AM
#7:


SunWuKung420 posted...
My wife is asleep.

I'm wide awake.

NCIS is playing.

I'm copying @helIy, with punctuation.

What should I do after I get another beer?

Play some ps4?

this should look like this

my wife is sleeping, im wide awake, and ncis is on in the background

im gonna try to emulate how helly posts

im gonna go grab another beer and when i get back what should i do

play a game i guess but most suck

that's how thst should be. you can't just linebreak, posting like helly requires much more nuance and finesse

you need to draw the reader in

you need to think like helly, really go deep into your psyche
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SunWuKung420
03/26/18 9:38:50 AM
#8:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...

What should I do after I get another beer?


look for a job instead of your wife supporting you


Married couples support each other. That's probably why you're single.
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SunWuKung420
03/26/18 9:39:48 AM
#9:


Greenfox111 posted...
i just went to sleep at 10pm cuz i was bored af and kinda lonely and now its 1:30 am and im groggy but can't sleep anymore

also i had a dream where my car broke down in the middle of a dark forest road and one of my bosses came out of the forest and tried to kill me with an ax


Woah! You really don't like that boss.
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SusanGreenEyes
03/26/18 10:52:18 AM
#10:


SunWuKung420 posted...
My wife is asleep.

I'm wide awake.

NCIS is playing.

I'm copying @helIy, with punctuation.

What should I do after I get another beer?

Play some ps4?

Why are you getting drunk and telling everyone how obsessed you are with Helly?
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helIy
03/26/18 11:03:08 AM
#11:


his infatuation with me is starting to be a little creepy tbh
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SunWuKung420
03/26/18 11:06:39 AM
#12:


I wish helly was my wife.
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helIy
03/26/18 11:43:36 AM
#13:


im way out of your league
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Ogurisama
03/26/18 11:50:53 AM
#14:


Well duh, its morning right now!
i know you made this last night, just felt like being a smart ass

Also its around midnight somewhere!
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SunWuKung420
03/26/18 11:51:08 AM
#15:


Yea, I'm too far up for you to reach.
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SusanGreenEyes
03/26/18 12:34:11 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I wish helly was my wife.

Helly has better things to do than support a cringy bitter alcoholic who enjoys watching people eat manure.
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SunWuKung420
03/26/18 12:35:24 PM
#17:


Wow, ico, stop trying to hang with the "cool" kids.
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helIy
03/26/18 1:47:06 PM
#18:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Yea, I'm too far up for you to reach.

no, you're so far below me that I'd hit terminal velocity
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