Poll of the Day > I can't cook, clean, shop, etc... Should I get a maid or a girl friend?

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At least I'm not very good at any of those things and I'm tired of trying to do it myself. I have money though, so I figure I can just get someone to do it for me.

A maid would be easier and faster to find than a girl willing to do those things for me but the cost would probably be higher in the long run. Then again, a girl friend would expect me to like talk to her and stuff which would get annoying since I'm a solitary person, a maid would be much more impersonal. I wonder if maids go shopping for their masters these days though, I feel like a normal girl would be better at that, but there's no guarantee, I mean it's not like all woman are good at cooking/cleaning/shopping it would be sexist to say something like that.
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You should learn how to cook, clean, shop, etc.
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You should probably get some life skills my man
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If you can afford it, topless maid. Otherwise, maid.

Yeah of course you fucking would.
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Bligh omg one second away, thank you for letting me come first
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You should find a big breasted French maid who owns a 20 sided sword
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Dreaming_King posted...

A maid would be easier and faster to find than a girl willing to do those things for me but the cost would probably be higher in the long run.

ROFLMAO. You've never had a girlfriend, have you?

I'm not talking one of those old, frumpy maids you see these days, I mean a real one.
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Dreaming_King posted...

I'm not talking one of those old, frumpy maids you see these days, I mean a real one.

What the fuck does this even mean

Were you going to hire a cat girl maido-chan
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get a maid girlfriend who calls you goshujin sama
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VeeVees posted...

get a maid girlfriend who calls you goshujin sama

Get a topless butler.
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Just so you're aware, no one wants a boyfriend who's unwilling to help clean up around the house.
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